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@juche.bsky.social

34 | she/any ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ | class of 2009 | magick meat skeleton who hasn't had any's coffee yet | u will have to pry the coffee from my dead hands b4 i stop defending chuck wendig ๐Ÿ”ฎ

26 Followers  |  28 Following  |  51 Posts  |  Joined: 17.09.2023  |  1.7962

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hiii so Ragelimon is actually super accepting of everybody at the feast!! x ๐Ÿ’•โœจ there's gluten free alternatives plus separate booths for people w/ long covid ๐Ÿซ‚ come along next year!!!

16.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking hell, can the normies stop interacting with these events? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Every Dog Lord Feast since 2014 has lowkey been lame af since ensouled people started attending... get in the scalping chamber with Ragelimon or knock this off...๐Ÿ™„

16.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely at a loss here, what's going on down there hahaha maybe taking the piss. But why little Grimsby? My mate's nan grew up there, never expected to read about it online... bloody hell surreal seeing this

16.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Come ๐Ÿ’ฆ to #LittleGrimsby ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ›– to see the Dog Terror ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜ฑ with your own two eyes โ€ผ๏ธ Circus tent ๐ŸŽช will be open for the bravest little Grimbarians ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ who dare to meet the Dog Lord face to face ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ—ฟ for a proper rumble๐Ÿซˆ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸงŽ in the MORPHINE MINES ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’‰

16.02.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Blocked. #Reported

12.01.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone else hear constant shrieks and oaths from gloomy courts and evil-looking houses? Near Covent Garden.

12.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again

09.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Chuck Wendig's voice on a keyboard" will be the biggest album of the year

06.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In the studio. Big things coming soon.

06.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.09.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now reading.

20.09.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is a zero tolerance anti- Harry potter account. I'm not even kidding at this point. genuinely. stop associating with the franchise in any and all ways or get the fuck out of my replies

20.09.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 477    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

you come back after 5 months to point this out girl you're reheating old nachos ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

08.09.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Check out my #sketch #comedy video "Skyrim in Real Life #2" Like and Subscribe

08.09.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My statement

22.08.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like This post if you still like #biscuits and tea ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ—

22.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The left has gotten so hateful.

14.07.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So far the scariest thing about @chuckwendig.bsky.social 's The Staircase in the Woods is his accurate descriptions of aspects of OCD and related conditions very few sufferers would talk about, and I'm sorry that he somehow acquired this knowledge.

13.07.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My statement

13.07.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage.

Please Venmo GurnamThind13

13.07.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord.

This freaking sucks man

13.07.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

STOP THE STEAL!!!!!! #EUROVISION2025

17.05.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay i guess everything i've ever posted on here sucks whatever idc i have real friends who know me and appreciate my humor im out

06.04.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!

06.04.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay girlie but who's the one who got NOTICED by chuck wendig TWICEE ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ™„ thats right not youuu ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’€

06.04.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SHUT UP!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD

06.04.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A travesty

A travesty

This is a problem! :) Any chance you'll venture into custom birthday greetings in the future? I have at least 3 friends who would greatly appreciate this! @chuckwendig.bsky.social

29.10.2024 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I owe him everything

26.09.2024 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want to talk about it.

26.09.2024 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's over

20.09.2024 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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