FleetwoodSlaps

If your child falls into the gorilla enclosure you’re gonna need a new child. We only have the one gorilla.

I've often wondered if they're also the reason why curling irons have "For external use only" stickers.

Me when I play SkyrimVR

But don't actually fuck Gavin Newsom.

(Seriously, why does he also seem really creepy with his hate speech aside?)

Vet visit done and he's on medication now after all the upset. He also nearly pulled my shoulder out of socket. Am I gonna nap?

Heavens to Betsy, I have no idea. On the plus side, I get to read today! Taking notes on the other hand—iffy.

A woodcut of an owl above the text "holy fuck my brain is tired"

I was surprised to learn that this is the all-time most popular Effin' Birds comic over the nine year run (so far).

Despite crashing early, I still only managed three hours and have a migraine.

The lack of sleep is kicking my ass. Hoping the vet visit'll settle some of this constant up and down with my oldest. Good news is, I'm not driving.

Drat. One day I'll find one! One day!

Danke! Hopefully tonight'll be the last late night with trying to keep him comfy!

I'm on like, maybe five or six hours of sleep in two days. Ya boi needs more coffee.

Next few days might be a little scattered. One of my older dogs has to go to the vet and HOPEFULLY they'll be able to help him out.

Once that dust settles, I'll be sleeping better and less scattered.

I was summoned by Fleetwood Mac.

Doooes it have anything for older calligraphy styles? Cause I could get in on that. 👀

Asshat with too much time on his hands.

Apparently yesterday's asshat troll that did all those MAGA lists to the queer/witchy community is at it again. I reported all lists & his accounts then, but these new lists he has me blocked.

Someone else will need to do the reporting under "targeted harassment".

What voting these days feels like

I Fucking Warned You Dude. I Told You Bro.

Remember when I said voting won’t save this country because they won’t let you vote?

Good times.

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Ooooh, this is gorgeous!

Also I totally want a rock tour. Those are also gorgeous. I promise I will be a good cat and will not cronch.

I'll definitely let you know. Based on the Necromancer's Creed—there's so many similarities within my own practice and it truly feels like I'm at home (there was obligatory tea).

Also your terminology is WAY better/easier to work with than other systems I've tried to implement in the past. 👻

They so do. It's also probably my first go-to for inflammation. I really wish the farmers around here wouldn't spray/kill them cause they're probably my best plant friend aside from blackberries. 😭

Listerine kills germs so it's okay to spit it on people

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They're also in my cupboard cause they make really good tea.

Good grief I found out how slippery 6mm beads are.

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL March!

If you want, I can throw some relevant info via DM. It's been a pretty common issue in #chaosky.

Honey… you bring bottom feeder petty to the table.

I bring Elevated Petty.

We are not the same.

I will not meet you where you are but I will respond from where I’m at and continue my upward and onward trajectory. #WitchLife

It really can be. I will say that I totally agree with your intentions though. The people put on those lists are pretty decent around here! At least the ones I know!

Truly.