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Is it bad that I could hear this?

I'm pretty sure he already has.

"I don't care about your new boyfriend, Brenda. Give me my fruit."

If I was a better painter, you bet I'd be all over this. 😅

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They also make pretty pictures.

Age against the machine

DATE: i love fall

ME: (trying to impress) *leaves*

D&D Animated: Matthew Lillard vs. Annihilation 🤣

@ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social

#dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

If they're comfortable going out to bars dressed this way I can't imagine what's happening at the frat parties.

It's telling that Hakeem Jeffries' endorsement of Zohran Mamdani sounds more like a concession speech

Jeffries didn't just forget to endorse Zohran Mamdani he chose to sit out while anti Muslim and anti tenant rhetoric was raging. That isn't leadership. Our communities deserve electeds who show up early and boldly for renters and immigrants, not corporations.

A Reddit post that says, “Asher has this extra tooth. Is it something I should be worrying about? It’s cute tho.” Two photos show a gray cat, in the first his mouth is closed and a little fang pokes out of the center of his mouth. in the second photo his mouth is held open and you see he has 3 fangs.

triceratoof

The shirt TOOK ME OUT. LMAO

It was really stupid. I did a Return to Sender followed by a general banishing. That's not even close to a hex, let alone a curse.

But they're lucky I didn't curse. That Return to Sender really fucked up their friend group. It broke up into three or four small ones and they all hate each other.

Last year, I literally had white people tell me to not do it because it was akin to a mass sh**ting. And in the same breath they said that I was racist, while also claiming to be allies.

That told me everything I needed to know. People who say that don't know history, let alone what they practice.

I have the occasional giggle that an abusive former friend is still stalking and running their mouth.

Gurl, I see you. How's life? Oh, it's still miserable? You don't say...

It's been one of those weeks where I'm just like, "I wouldn't put it past the universe"

Unless the universe says it's Second Monday. 💀

Incidentally, I went to school with a Stephen Miller and he was very much the same kind of asshole as this guy. Homophobic, self-absorbed, and was upset when the gays told him he wasn't fuckable because of his shitty personality.

Wild how that works. Wild.

Me to Stephen Miller:

"Breaking news, people die from stupidity. Again. Coming at you live is—"

*Puts dat on the list*

Oooh. Which book dis be? 👀

This shouldn't be surprising people because we're literally watching the same news cycles, but here we are.

We've been shouting from the back about Jeffries and Schumer for years and we've been told repeatedly to shut up.

It's 3:30am

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VAMPIRES ARE?

Instructions unclear and now I'm dating a ghost. 💀

(But this is good advice <3)

I SUCKED SO MANY PEOPLE. Vampirically. I'm lucky, but I'm not that lucky. Womp womp.

Me tonight, extremely zooted with a new game be like:

BIG SAME. Dude's wholesome and sweet—he could totally wrap me up in my feelings while breaking my back.