FleetwoodSlaps

FleetwoodSlaps

@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social

Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants. (21+; ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan) DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations

356 Followers 298 Following 3,268 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 hours ago

You too? I've been trying to get things organized for scribing in this book and just when I NEARLY got things finished enough?

"Would you like to talk about ourโ€”"
"Nope!"

They insisted and I was like, "I'm about to have an orgasm friend come over, so I can't."

I love Anya.

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6 hours ago

Oh gosh, so much this. SO MUCH THIS.

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6 hours ago

Likewise I don't show pictures outside of my house unless the angle is away from tree lines, roads, etc.

Having had certain issues with an ex with a proclivity to stalk, I learned fast what not to post.

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6 hours ago

The spiritual footprint works like the digital oneโ€”the less you put out there, the less things can be inferred about your self.

I don't post pictures of altars, I often use some kind of fabric background of objects I take pictures of. I never take pictures that show the inside of my house.

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6 hours ago

Since I've been busy, I've forgotten where I left off on #witchmadness so I'm just starting with the first question I seen which was from @notabenegesserit.bsky.socialโ€ฌ!

How do I protect myself while learning publicly?

I do agree with adopting some kind of alias and not just spiritually.

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9 hours ago

There were so many that got me, I'm just like, "The internet has ruined my brain forever."

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10 hours ago

WHAT A GOOD BOI

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10 hours ago
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iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren't always accurate... YouTube video by Matt Rose

The amount of time I ugly laughed at this... Transcriptions are so fucking awful, I love it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC...

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10 hours ago
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a cartoon character wearing glasses and a yellow turtleneck is saying `` you stop that . '' ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a yellow turtleneck is saying `` you stop that . ''

STOP THAT. YOU FEEL BETTER.

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22 hours ago

BIG TIME SHINY.

But it's definitely very well made. I can see it holding up well past my lifetime.

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1 day ago

White #Witches who share anti-ICE posts, but run to present at events organized by people who called ICE over other witches is just wild, very disturbing, and very white. But hey, whatever put food in your table, even presenting for neo-nazis teaching #witchcraft to other #whitepeople in NOLA.

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1 day ago

For me it was definitely worth the price! But the book binder is Velimira on Etsy!

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1 day ago
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And this was from her TikTok!

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1 day ago
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RIGHT? I got a couple of vids from the maker too! This one was from the listing;

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1 day ago
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Jay Kuo (@jaykuo) Take a moment of silence to acknowledge Rubin Ray Martinez, the first known American citizen shot to death by federal immigration agents during President Trumpโ€™s second term.

substack.com/@jaykuo/note...

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1 day ago

At this point, I'm rooting for the asteroid.

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1 day ago
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1 day ago
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Pardon the shitty camera quality! IT CAME EARLY.

If only I wasn't so damn tired from fighting a cherry tree that I put in the ground.

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1 day ago

It's why I've been doing less posting and more doing. If they're not gonna actโ€”I have to.

I will say though, organizing locally with folks? Really has kind of opened my eyes in that regard.

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1 day ago

Wait, we don't snort it? LMAO

In seriousness, my tablet decided to pull a silly. I meant reading. ๐Ÿ˜… There's only three authors on here that really do that for me. Elohim, Marshall, and now Gavin.

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2 days ago

I'm still reading it myself! He even made me drink tea while drinking. That's hard to do cause I'm clumsy af!

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2 days ago
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Itโ€™s true.

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2 days ago

I'm LITERALLY about to plant a cherry tree. LMAO I FEEL VERY ATTACKED RN

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2 days ago
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a close up of a man 's face with the words im wet written below him ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words im wet written below him

Ohh that moment that I discover Snap Tap in my new keyboard...

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2 days ago

#witchcraft #politics

"I'm a witch, I don't do politics witchcraft doesn't need to be inherently political... etc."

Ok, say this again after the far-right christo-fascists outlawing witchcraft.

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2 days ago

I think from the last three nights I've netted probably about nine or ten hours of sleep. Hoping to get more tonight because Tuesday's looking crazy, but between that and projects that I'm trying to stabilizeโ€”oof.

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2 days ago

SAME. Wakko is 100% the best. One time I tried to do the Wakkorotti/Burpee song at a school recital and they QUICKLY got me off that stage. ๐Ÿคฃ

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2 days ago
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a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .

There's not enough caffeine in the world right now.

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2 days ago

You know I'm still very sleep deprived when the first thought that came to mind was that it was a dating app for fire hydrants.

Now I'm sad that there isn't one.๐Ÿ˜”

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2 days ago
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Cats mentioned

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