Steve Houston

nuts and fish: together at last!

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

What do you think they got up to on Epstein's island?
They weren't playing ludo.

Not as cruel as paedophilia Marcia.

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.

Heartbroken. 💔
I rushed all the way down there, trolley rattling, pennies jingling… only to find it was a spelling mistake.
No “Mice Pies.”

Utter betrayal

I’ve never known disappointment like it.

I slowly wheeled the trolley back to the car park, belly in tatters.

@coopukreal.bsky.social

You will not find a sadder post on the internet today.

And It's going to get worse, they will have our Scot.Gov on murder charges next 😡

"And over there you can see the little people who have to obey the rules or face consequences. Hahahahaha, the scum."

Two decades ago, Glasgow was branded the “murder capital of Europe.”

Today, homicides there are down by around two-thirds. Across Scotland they’re at their lowest, since records began.

That progress comes from the SNP’s public-health approach to violence, now copied across the UK and beyond.

Night night sweet dreamies

Some days are just too much.
Let them be.
They won’t always be.

You don’t have to fix everything tonight.
It’s okay to rest.
You won’t always feel this tired.

I promise

Congrats, good luck with it. 👏🏻

- Can only orgasm on the 29th of February
- Is made entirely out of spare parts for Anne Robinson
- Can't pronounce 'biscuits' properly
- Has no toes, only stumps, which she draws toes onto and then paints the drawn on toenails with nail varnish
- Once called a tawny owl a 'beaky prick'

Just did a fart that sounded like a depressed smurf asking "What now?".

Monochrome photograph featuring a white woman sitting playing a bass guitar while wearing a light top and pants, as well as stylish glasses

Legendary US musician Carol Kaye played on 10,000 famous recording, including Beach Boys' hits, La Bamba, Mission Impossible Theme etc etc and was one of the most in-demand session players of the 1960s #womensart

Don’t choose Labour’s betrayal or Farage’s fear and loathing - Angus Robertson Polling ahead of the next Scottish Parliament election suggests that the race is increasingly a showdown between the Scottish National Party and Reform UK.

Across every level of government, Labour has betrayed its social conscience. It’s no wonder Labour have drifted behind Farage’s far-right outfit. The SNP is the only party to fight for progressive outward vision for Scotland. #voteSNP www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/opinion...

Jack DeJohnette drumming for Miles Davis, circa 1970

Jack DeJohnette has left the building. One of the most influential #jazz drummers, he played with *everyone*: Miles Davis, Bill Evans, Herbie Hancock, Stan Getz, Chick Corea, Sonny Rollins, Pat Metheny, Terje Rypdal, John McLaughlin, Jan Garbarek, Keith Jarrett, Wayne Shorter, Chet Baker...

Jack DeJohnette, versatile jazz drummer known for Miles Davis fusion recordings, dies aged 83 Drummer played on Bitches Brew and other landmark recordings, as well as making numerous albums as a bandleader

RIP Jack DeJohnette (1942-2025)

"Mr President, the people need to know: what does the cow say?"

Mrs H laughs at that so hard which just makes it double funny.

Yup. 👍🏻
Although I've never ever watched an episode of top gear. I'd rather dip my underwear in vinegar!

It's just perfect. Especially when Bob falls over!

The Honey Monster (whose settled status gives rise to Legitimate Concerns) and Henry McGee.

Yet another mixed-race couple in our British adverts. Sadiq Khan's Britain.

Those three popped into my head first and then the main three for some reason. 🤷🏻‍♂️

We're spoon-fed stories of rubbish Ferries in Scotland when the reverse is true and a given a decade of entire UK asylum seeker costs, lumped together, as one massive sum.

Meanwhile, the £37,000,000,000 Covid Fiasco, the World's most expensive 18 month project, will be a footnote in history.

Rod, Jane and Freddie.

Of course she has. The small matter of owing £122 million to UK taxpayers for her disgusting profiteering in a global pandemic means nothing to Michelle Mone.

NHS staff died in my hospital from the Covid they caught there - her dodgy PPE racket was vile.

Peterhead FC v Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC.

Dark grey skies, rain, wind and houses with solar panels on the roofs.

Nothing sums up the strength of the human spirit, the light of hope that burns inside the bravest of men and how it shall never be extinguished, more than the good people of Peterhead putting solar panels on their roofs.

I genuinely laughed out loud at this...

I'm still fucking laughing!!