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NO DICTATORS OR KINGS! I’m hoping we can still salvage this country. MAGA THROAT GOATS SUPPORT A PEDO AND SEX TRAFFICKING! THE CULT IS GARBAGE. Not as witty as most of you so I mainly repost. BlueSky all day baby! Can Alito jump off a cliff already?

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Latest posts by falseprophetchump.bsky.social on Bluesky

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As In-N-Out falters, its biggest competitor ramps up the ridicule The fast food chain also took a jab at In-N-Out for moving to Tennessee.

Some lightheartedness in this current state of our country…Long Live the HABIT!! innout sucks. Have fun in Tennessee 🤣🤣🤘🏼🤘🏼

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New Zealand woman and six-year-old son detained for three weeks by Ice in US enduring ‘terrifying’ ordeal Sarah Shaw, who has a US visa and lives in Washington state, was detained after attempting to re-enter US from Canada

This is appalling. Civilized countries look at us and are rightly horrified that this idiocy and cruelty is sanctioned by--encouraged by--our government.

(I originally wrote "Other civilized countries look at us..." But do we any longer count in their ranks?)

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

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Morning to everyone who’s asking why The Felon calls for the National Guard now and not on #Jan6

Look no further than a vengeful rapist of young girls. The coverup of being on Epstein’s list!
#Pinks
#Voices4Victory
#DemVoice1

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Truth 💣’s on D.C. power grab by @thetraecrowder.bsky.social MSM in the USA: White nationalist and/or cowards protecting their privilege.

12.08.2025 22:40 — 👍 743    🔁 339    💬 35    📌 19
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National Guard troops appear in Washington DC as mayor rejects Trump's 'authoritarian push' - BBC News Armoured vehicles were spotted at urban centres and tourist sites around the US capital on Tuesday evening.

Ohhh look at poor little pedo Donnie dipshit trying to posture to his loves POOtin & Kim Jong. Way to go maga pedo cultist. Also..hung out with some folks from DC. Made NO mention of crime or whatever the orange pedo is talking about. 🤘🏼🤘🏼

13.08.2025 13:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wife of South Korea's jailed ex-president arrested This is the first time in the country's history that a former first couple is in jail at the same time.

Wow…some countries are doing it right. Why can’t ours? 🤘🏼🤘🏼8647 and his corrupt pedo loving family.

13.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we please be clear that #PedophileOTUS was never attempting to preside over a government? He was never looking to run the machinery of government, much less for the benefit of the people.

He couldn't care less about governing.

He only uses the office to garner wealth and power for himself.

12.08.2025 13:06 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

I knew it! As soon as I read the inflation article I said “who’s this orange pedo gonna fire over it?” 🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Thanks for including me in your pack, Jesse!!

12.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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As Trump Downplays Epstein, Wyden Unveils Details of Treasury’s Undisclosed Epstein File | The United States Senate Committee on Finance As Trump Downplays Epstein, Wyden Unveils Details of Treasury’s Undisclosed Epstein File

I know it’s from July, but for fucks sake people, why is this pedo orange douchebag still in office. Epstein files a hoax? This pedo and his flock made it the biggest deal. Assbags the lot of em!🤘🏼🤘🏼

12.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' . ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .

And what the hell did Pres.Biden do wrong exactly????

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Solidarity with Liverpool anti fascists #BellaCiao

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I can’t wait until we get to Ceaucescu the orange pedophile bitch in office. And his whole pedo supporting regime! It will be glorious. 🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Revolution. This led to widespread unrest and ultimately contributed to the Russian Revolution of 1917, resulting in his abdication and execution.

•General Augusto Pinochet (1973): In Chile, Pinochet led a military coup against President Salvador Allende, using military (cont)

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Louis XVI ordered troops to Paris to suppress the revolutionaries. This decision backfired, leading to his arrest and eventual execution by guillotine in 1793.

•Tsar Nicholas II of Russia (1905): The Tsar ordered military action against protestors during the 1905 (cont)

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Brilliant!🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Good Taco Tuesday, friends!

Yesterday was definitely a Monday. And the regime was very much an embarrassment.

I would ask if Taco Tit's has a clue where Alaska is, and who owns it. But we know he doesn't know the answer to either of those.

Have a day, y'all!!

#SheShed

12.08.2025 09:48 — 👍 109    🔁 49    💬 9    📌 1
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jerry from tom and jerry is standing on a stage and says thank you hold for applause ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is standing on a stage and says thank you hold for applause

Temu’s Superman was my first celebrity block on Twitter… 🤣😂🤣
That’s it. That’s the post.
#MeltICE

12.08.2025 12:38 — 👍 41    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 1
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
People are posting pictures of me with
POOP STAINS ON MY PANTS saying l went to BROWN TOWN, baked a KEISTER CASSEROLE, William SHATnered myself,
LIQUIFIED my ASSETS, squeezed out a FUDGSICLE, had THUNDER SPLATS, or
POOPED MY PAMPERS. I'm hereby issuing an EXECUTIVE ORDER against pictures of me with SKID MARKS because nine times out of ten it's FAKE NEWS! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump People are posting pictures of me with POOP STAINS ON MY PANTS saying l went to BROWN TOWN, baked a KEISTER CASSEROLE, William SHATnered myself, LIQUIFIED my ASSETS, squeezed out a FUDGSICLE, had THUNDER SPLATS, or POOPED MY PAMPERS. I'm hereby issuing an EXECUTIVE ORDER against pictures of me with SKID MARKS because nine times out of ten it's FAKE NEWS! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Biden shit in my pants...
... I know sir...

Biden shit in my pants... ... I know sir...

Good Morning 🌞

Let’s enjoy some early morning humor at this MFs expense #Trump

It’s always Biden or Obama’s fault…

#SheShed

12.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 53    🔁 24    💬 15    📌 4
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Taco Tuesday is here… slap some queso and guacamole on that dish, and serve up your sass with a wink and a smile. 😋🥰😈😈

12.08.2025 12:51 — 👍 173    🔁 56    💬 5    📌 2
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#TrumpIsInTheFiles #EpsteinFiles #Maxwell #Trump #PedoPresident

12.08.2025 12:59 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Inflation rises by most in six months accelerates in July, stoking tariff-driven price concerns Inflation ticked higher in July as investors stay alert to how much President Trump’s tariffs are starting to affect consumer costs.

Skeletor, white christian nationalist drunkard and a puffy pedophile…what a 3some. Didn’t the maga pedo cult all cry about inflation under Pres.Biden? Way to go you pedo supporting dipshits. Is this fake news pres. pedophile?

12.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking at these 3 assclowns I wonder if we can salvage america.

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