Teagan Beemer (@teaofgan) — Bluesky Profile

2 weeks ago

A digital drawing of a glorious black cat held aloft by someone's arm. They look as though they have no idea what is happening.

#3256 Behold!

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3 weeks ago

An illustration of a white, orange and black calico cat with yellow eyes. She’s wearing a red 16th century inspired gown and a French hood. On her neck is a gold heart shaped necklace.

Animalia Portrait Miniatures: Felis Catus (Clemence)

Continuing on with my personal project of animals as Northern Renaissance inspired portrait miniatures. This one also features the recently rediscovered ‘Tudor Heart Pendant’ which I’ve become obsessed with.

#illustration

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1 month ago

Greenland is Inuit Land. US & Europe playing tug of war with Kalaallit Nunaat, it will be Indigenous people who suffer most. Colonization is not a distant history.

Under a colonial system built on white supremacy violence never disappears it only reiterates itself, sometimes dressed up differently.

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1 month ago

An illustration of a little orange cat with green eyes sitting down in front of a light orange background.

Another little cat 🐱

#illustration

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2 months ago

An illustration of yellow & burgundy pansies on a burgundy background

Pansies II

Another little bouquet referenced from some pictures I took this past summer. I love how many colour variations pansies can have!

#illustration #florals

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2 months ago

Full-figure watercolored drawings of Guinevere, Arthur, Lancelot, Mordred, Morgan le Fay, Galahad, Palamedes, Merlin, Gawain, Bedivere, and Percival

Full-figure watercolored drawings of Morien, Nimue, Gareth, Kay, Elaine, Lynette, The Black Knight, the Red Knight, and the Green Knight.

Speaking of Arthuriana, here are some Knights of the Round Table figures I drew up for Patreon some time back.

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2 months ago

Illustration of morning dove, yellow rumped warbler, and cedar waxwing wearing orange and red ribbons

Illustration of morning dove wearing a orange ribbon

Yellow Winter Birds🌻❄️

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2 months ago

I drew some demure chickens 💅

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2 months ago

An illustration of Santa Claus wearing shorts and a short sleeve button up shirt with sandals and sunglasses. He’s stringing Christmas lights around a large potted cactus plant. Below the illustration is text that says ‘warm wishes’ in a script font.

I had this idea too late to turn into a card for this year, but with the multi-week -40 cold snap we’ve been having, I don’t think the sentiment can be any more sincere.

Wishing everyone a happy (and warm!) holidays! 🌵

#illustration #santaclaus

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3 months ago

Illustration of a mama bear walking through a field with one of her cubs on her back and another one following her

I love bears 🐻🌿

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3 months ago

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

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3 months ago

An illustration of six pansies in a bouquet on a purple background. The pansies are purple, yellow, and white.

Some pansies based on photos I took of the ones my mom grew this past summer. #illustration

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3 months ago

Big Anthony

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4 months ago

Drawing of The Final Pam, from Monster Factory (by way of Fallout 4). Pam is a woman with abnormally strong cheekbones and jaw, acne, and a dark retro bob hairstyle. She is wearing a fancy red dress with a fur collar. She is riding a large German Shepherd dog and pointing forwards like a cavalry general. She is holding a coffee canister. A giant roach flies nearby. A small human man sits on the dog's head. All of these are references to the popular Monster Factory episode that spawned her.

Happy birthday, Pam!

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4 months ago

The reboot of Project Runway Canada is like a breath of fresh air to the reboot of the American one earlier this summer

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4 months ago

My entire feed is Frankenstein on every app and I’m not mad about it

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4 months ago

A digital drawing of The Final Pam, a woman in a fancy, fur-collared dress, white-rimmed sunglasses and a bouffant hairstyle.

She's smiling at the viewer, fingers steepled, and an there's an explosion behind her.

Dialogue: "Hello again, the Smiths.

Is next time now.

Did you remember to invite Pam?"

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam

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4 months ago

A framed cross stitch on marbeled yellow and orange fabric. In black floss it says, "The Indomitable Pam / Pam, the Existence Eater / Pam, Who Death Forgot" and in red floss it says, "The Final Pam".

Happy tenth birthday, Pam!!!!! #crossstitch

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5 months ago

Tap the sign meme saying “Using AI ironically is still using AI.”

Don’t make me tap the sign.

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4 months ago

An illustration of The Final Pam in an art nouveau inspired frame. She is on an acid green background and is surrounded by falling coffee tins. She is wearing a red and purple dress and is holding an ax.

“The four horsemen are conquest, war, famine, and death. What would the fifth one be?”

Happy 10th birthday to The Final Pam!

#thefinalpam #monsterfactory #mcelroys

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9 months ago

An illustration of 4 puffins on a green background with purple flowers and green grass

Puffins are such cutie little guys #illustration

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10 months ago

I went to Mexico for a wedding and felt like a Victorian lady who’d been sent to the seaside for my health because my neck was feeling amazing and then I fucked it all up again on the plane back 😭

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11 months ago