Pollydaisy

#Xicheng #xcdrabble
5:00 AM

LXC, gently: Wanyin, it’s time to rise.
JC, burrowing deeper into blankets: whyyyy~
LXC, gently: Discipline. Clarity of mind. Spiritual....
JC, angrily: I’ll show you discipline! Zidian goes ⚡️⚡️
LXC, excitedly: Yes, mommy! 🧎‍♂️
JC: Wha-? 👁️👄👁️

16.06.2025 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm on X too (my main). I post all my drabbles to X first before copying them to Bluesky when I'm free. I'll gather all of 'em into one post.... some day.

But, minors DNI pls. Because i post/retweet NSFW stuff sometimes about my faves.

16.06.2025 10:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LXC, pleased: Our first date was lovely, sweetheart.

JC, choking on his noodles: THIS WAS A COOKING LESSON!

LXC, kissing his flour-dusted cheek: Next time, I’ll focus. I promise.

JC, blushing: Liar.

LXC, charmed by JC's blush kisses him again. This time, aggressively.

14.06.2025 07:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LXC, gazing at him through all the smoke: The way your nose scrunches when you yell is...

JC: OUT. GET OUT!

(JC tries and fails to save their lunch.)

So they eat takeout on the porch.

14.06.2025 07:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JC, grabs the ladle from LXC's hand: GODDAMNIT!

LXC (admiring JC’s furious stirring): Your passion is inspiring. *fans himself*

JC: THE BOTTOM OF THE SOUP IS FUCKING CHARRED!

LXC: Like your beautiful temper. *beams*

The kitchen is now actively smoking.

JC, coughing: HOW DID YOU BURN WATER?!

14.06.2025 07:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LXC delicately dices one perfect piece, then gets distracted by JC’s scowl.

JC: Why is there only one onion slice?

LXC: You looked angry. It was *exhales breathily* CAPTIVATING *stares like a creep*

JC: 👁️👄👁️

JC: STIR THE DAMN—!

LXC: *totally forgets to stir* Huh?

14.06.2025 07:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

JC: THAT’S NOT—! MY EYES ARE UP HERE, XICHEN!

LXC, sheepish: Sorry. Yes, mommy! I'll pay attention! *cheeky grin*

JC, blushing: That's not —! Fine. Just... just pay attention.

JC: Now, slice the onion thinly. Like how I've showed you.

14.06.2025 07:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#Xicheng #xcdrabble
Jiang Cheng Tries to Teach Lan Xichen to Cook (Spoiler: It's a Disaster)

JC, wielding a ladle like a weapon: "Okay, Xichen, first rule of cooking: PAY ATTENTION. Okay?

LXC, staring dreamily at JC’s rolled-up sleeves: Mn. Your biceps are very instructional. *licks lips*

14.06.2025 07:02 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0