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@parsnip.bsky.social

festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social πŸ—‘οΈπŸ¦

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truly think the next couple weeks are going to be a tidal wave of people telling you who they are and daring you to believe them. i know i will

01.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"it seemed like you were sayingβ€”" stop right there. did it seem like i was saying that. or did you read what you wanted to argue with

01.03.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10302    πŸ” 2076    πŸ’¬ 298    πŸ“Œ 241

i don’t want to say it for every individual case. but the mental acrobatics you have to go through to say β€œthe government of the united states does not have agency on the global stage” are, well, not unfamiliar

01.03.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well this one is drawing out the freaks. grateful for the nuclear bloc tonight

01.03.2026 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"pickup" or something

01.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i've actively used it in a couple replays recently but i had never noticed it before lol

01.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"it seemed like you were sayingβ€”" stop right there. did it seem like i was saying that. or did you read what you wanted to argue with

01.03.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg i didn't know they had that ability in gen 3!

01.03.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

why would it seem like that? i said, in so many words, that it is not as simple as the us doing israel's or netanyahu's "dirty work." you are reading the exact opposite extreme into it

01.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

yes that is my whole point

01.03.2026 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being so correct, so beautiful and so eloquent

01.03.2026 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

not for nothing i am not not noticing puppetmaster implications, contempt for the man aside

01.03.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is fine for things to be multivalent and complicated. if the last decade has taught us any one thing it might be the importance of being comfortable with that

01.03.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

this is just the inverse of leftist reactionary "only the us has agency' campism, i remember 2003, i was there

01.03.2026 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry, no, like yes netanyahu is the worst and the connections between christian conservatives and israel are old but the us campaign in iraq was not "doing netanyahu's dirty work," to believe this requires complete ignorance of the republican party broadly and the bush family specifically

01.03.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

oh lol then yes butter will also work. you do want something that starts solid though, butter or another spreadable fat, part of how the recipe works (i gather) is that the solidified fats in the sausage and dabs of butter are layered and melt downward, coating and penetrating everything as it cooks

01.03.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

28.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3883    πŸ” 469    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 15

the vast majority have also been internet archived but i always forget that i can send people that lol

01.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and your recipe seems to have a very similar form of alchemy lol, low temp, long cook, lots of fat

01.03.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

someone was kind enough to gift link it!

01.03.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i absolutely think this would work. i don't know much about the fat content of vegan sausage so you might need to supplement with more butter alternative, but i absolutely think earth balance would work in place of butter

01.03.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you :)

01.03.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's outstanding. food alchemy. you don't need to blanch the cabbage really if you're in a rush, i've done it with and without and the difference primarily seems to be it can be a little wetter and more likely to need the last half hour uncovered to burn some water off

01.03.2026 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

if so yes it is from the times lol

01.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

grounds for divorce too, gonna be miserable for her, utterly humiliating on purpose, but she's not going anywhere now that it's clear there is absolutely zero appetite for public consumption of and money spent on Melania Content

01.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we must not repeat the mistakes of iraq. also attacking iran is authorized under the war on terror aumf

01.03.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting my first glimpse of the rhetoric coming out of republican members of congress and this is indistinguishable from iraq, with, i shit you not, "but we must not repeat the mistakes of iraq" tacked on in the end. just incredibly debased

01.03.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

completely forgot about this. they sent a first lady with zero background in foreign policy to lead a security council meeting knowing they were about to start a war of aggression three days prior. if there were a mechanism to kick us out it would be justified

01.03.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

shrimp tempura ass legs

01.03.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 164    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1