geoffrey

how is "goody two shoes" an insult like yeah bro i'm good and i got.two shoes, how many am i supposed to have

this was in tennessee

fun fact when a dam changes schedule every nearby government organization and river-based business has to be informed and if there is a slip-up at any point along the chain normal people's calm kayaking trips turn into surprise white water crises. ask me why i have not been kayaking since i was 11

oh that's right you used a particular kind of cucumber! bumpy, not one i've seen very often. i just vaguely remembered they weren't as big as english cucumbers lol

i actually just today bought a bag of mini cucumbers that i'll never get through before they get slimy! i'll have to go back to your thread, and also make sure i have a jar that's small enough lol. or i guess go get another bag

more subtle in every way, just really highlights fermented vegetable rather than acidity or spice for spice's sake, unfortunately i fear i may have to learn to make my own kimchi

haha it's close enough that you've probably been there but i hope you'll understand if i don't want to post my friend's apartment building on the public internet

she fermented the daikon halved lengthwise and cut into 3-4 inch pieces, i just ran a knife over a couple pieces a few times to plate for ease of eating, and i wonder if that has something to do with it

she is not on here but if she were i would tag her and tell her it's the best radish kimchi i've ever had (i did text her that lol)

two large butter lettuce leaves topped with sticky rice, broken up meatballs, scallions, and sesame seeds on a plate with a dish of a red paste in salted oil and large chopped pieces of vibrant red radish

extremely late for an extremely simple meal lol but it was good! aromatic pork meatball and vinegar rice lettuce cups with salted toasted sesame oil ssamjang and my good friend’s gifted homemade radish kimchi

The student newspaper.
This fell. To the student. Newspaper.

you never know

"geoff people would take you more seriously on the internet if you stopped stylizing your posts with 'like' and 'uhh' and incorrect punctuation" why would i want anyone to take me seriously on the internet. that's where people already yell at you for jokes

he says as if he's been getting his magnetic tape drive serviced at all recently

the corner mart downstairs from my friend's downtown apartment changed ownership and now has an adult area off to the side with a wide array of products for all of my vcr cleaning needs. a potentially very convenient development in my life

Miss United States Lindsey Langston accuses Rep. Cory Mills of threatening to publish her nude pics, sex videos “Since February 20th of 2025, Cory has contacted Lindsey numerous times on numerous different accounts threatening to release nude images and videos of her, to include recorded videos of her …

Ms. United States Files Restraining Order Against Florida GOP Politician sounds a little too on the nose until you learn that Ms United States is also a Florida GOP politician
nypost.com/2025/08/06/u...

you can make that argument for the people who vote for her, but there are always a whole lot of people who suffer under bad politicians they didn't vote for, or who can't vote at all, etc. etc.

i— i don't know what to say. this is so unexpected. there are no words but, "thank you." i'm honored and humbled to accept this lifetime achievement award from the international forgot to turn on the rice cooker association

You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you

that's what i'm asking! /hoping lol

huh! i'd never have guessed, though i had forgotten that she was positioning herself as an across-the-aisle moderate for a minute there so i guess it makes sense in retrospect that it'd be an at least somewhat contested seat

going deep undercover to convince marjorie taylor greene she's a lock for governor

sigh

like i assume it's probably a "the republican primary is basically the general election" situation but again, do not know enough to know how that goes for her

if she's likely to win! which i know far too little about south carolina or how she's viewed by republicans to guess at lol

like if marjorie taylor greene leaves congress to run for governor of georgia it's a clean celebration. they won't go for it, she's gone from all our lives at least for a while. now i'm making myself sad thinking about it

is nancy mace a reasonable likelihood for governor of south carolina. what i'm asking is should i be more sorry for south carolinians than i am happy to be rid of her on the national stage

do you think they’re enjoying the main course yet at the Epstein Strategy Dinner or still sort of milling around

yes, the top shelf IS sagging/buckling/warping/whatever you call it for glass, which is why the heaviest concentration of Stuff and particularly Heavy Stuff is now at the edges, because new fridges are not built to last. and yes i am terrified it'll shatter but do you know how much fridge parts cost

The "promotional" meal honoring Hank Hill being one with no gimmicks whatsoever is a perfect joke.