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festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social πŸ—‘οΈπŸ¦

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aside from the sexual predation of women which is, you know, the main thing, the first time i met max landis he said "fag" at the dinner table and i told him pretty gently given the circumstances to watch his mouth and he said it was fine because he was "gay for a year in college"

12.12.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

anyway sometimes when i’m not ranting about nepo sex criminals i personally despise i make a nice dinner

12.12.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway i'm going to bed but if you fuck with max landis in even the most minor way you don't fuck with me

12.12.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i appreciate you saying this, sincerely

12.12.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes

12.12.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

knowing him was an experience unlike any i've ever had in my life. someone i immediately knew was the worst person i'd ever met, but everyone "liked" him, and it would be weird if i went too far. farther than screaming at him in a home in which i was a guest. but i should have, i needed to

12.12.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there are people in my life who have much more cause to be more vocally mad at this man than i do but i am mad at him all the time. i truly, genuinely hate him. i think everyone should hate him. i think he should never have a kind interaction in his life

12.12.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and i know this worked for him a million times. industry's ruthless, i almost can't be mad when people fall for it, though i am. that's how these creeps function, how they get away with it. lived here my whole life but had never seen someone try to work me so confidently, so blatantly

12.12.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yep

12.12.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

months later i saw him in a setting in which i was forced to actually interact with him again and chewed him out, yelling in an acquaintance's home, and that was when i got my taste of how he moves. half dozen texts about how we're so similar, got off on the wrong foot, we could be such good friends

12.12.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i lost respect for basically everyone at the table that night, but that's how he worked. everyone there wanted to be a screenwriter, or to work in some other part of the industry, or maybe just to go to the parties. he knew it all very well. he knew he could get away with the lie

12.12.2025 11:04 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

aside from the sexual predation of women which is, you know, the main thing, the first time i met max landis he said "fag" at the dinner table and i told him pretty gently given the circumstances to watch his mouth and he said it was fine because he was "gay for a year in college"

12.12.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

can't believe i used to be a little nervous about what that bitch ass predator could do if i talked about how he acts lol. now he's trying to make a comeback with viral tiktoks for 17 year olds. not on my watch

12.12.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i just become the internet's number one max landis hater. i am already in the top 20 irl max landis haters

12.12.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"canceling" is just social consequences for things people have done that we have decided should be subject to moral opprobrium like this isn't how society functions

12.12.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i want more people to know about this man. because i hate this man. don't watch american ultra or bright or chronicle or dirk gently or mister frankenstein

12.12.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Max Landis is trying to rebrand. Don't let him | The Mary Sue Max Landis is trying to get himself back out there on social media and people are forgetting who he is and what he was accused of.

thinkin about this jackass again and luckily someone else was too

12.12.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

i do not mean to direct this at op to be clear but i am so tired

12.12.2025 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do. it's a white supremacist party

12.12.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

having several of these as friends who are very talented and still have had serious career struggles while maintaining their values and not being absolute navel-gazing weirdos: no! this is a mysterious secret third thing!

12.12.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

weirdly knowing she hears herself in this voice makes her prose make more sense. but it does not make it better. it makes everything worse

12.12.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck

12.12.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no. erin. i would like to perish

12.12.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

atlus could have announced persona 6 tonight. but they didn't. because they hate me personally

12.12.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

talking to my friend who is playing persona 5 royal for the first time and i am jealous because i want to play persona 5 royal for the first time but i absolutely do not want to play all 150 hours of persona 5 royal a second time

12.12.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

If I need you, I'll just use your simple name
Only kisses on the cheek from now on

12.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol thank you this is kind! i had to pull an old version of it that's kind of unfinished with lots of errors to bring over here after musk killed art bots on twitter, but i'm still very pleased with it

12.12.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

me when you like my little posts

12.12.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dead internet theory was just slightly ahead of its time

12.12.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1302    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

it was very good but i think this chef, zaynab issa, who i love, probably has the best spices on earth because i always find her dishes just a hair under-seasoned lol, which i need to make a mental note of

12.12.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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