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@parsnip.bsky.social

festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social 🗡️🦐

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Imagine being so correct, so beautiful and so eloquent

01.03.2026 06:34 — 👍 126    🔁 39    💬 1    📌 0

not for nothing i am not not noticing puppetmaster implications, contempt for the man aside

01.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it is fine for things to be multivalent and complicated. if the last decade has taught us any one thing it might be the importance of being comfortable with that

01.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

this is just the inverse of leftist reactionary "only the us has agency' campism, i remember 2003, i was there

01.03.2026 06:37 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

sorry, no, like yes netanyahu is the worst and the connections between christian conservatives and israel are old but the us campaign in iraq was not "doing netanyahu's dirty work," to believe this requires complete ignorance of the republican party broadly and the bush family specifically

01.03.2026 06:32 — 👍 58    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0

oh lol then yes butter will also work. you do want something that starts solid though, butter or another spreadable fat, part of how the recipe works (i gather) is that the solidified fats in the sausage and dabs of butter are layered and melt downward, coating and penetrating everything as it cooks

01.03.2026 06:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

28.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 3764    🔁 453    💬 44    📌 14

the vast majority have also been internet archived but i always forget that i can send people that lol

01.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and your recipe seems to have a very similar form of alchemy lol, low temp, long cook, lots of fat

01.03.2026 06:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

someone was kind enough to gift link it!

01.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

i absolutely think this would work. i don't know much about the fat content of vegan sausage so you might need to supplement with more butter alternative, but i absolutely think earth balance would work in place of butter

01.03.2026 06:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank you :)

01.03.2026 05:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's outstanding. food alchemy. you don't need to blanch the cabbage really if you're in a rush, i've done it with and without and the difference primarily seems to be it can be a little wetter and more likely to need the last half hour uncovered to burn some water off

01.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

if so yes it is from the times lol

01.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

grounds for divorce too, gonna be miserable for her, utterly humiliating on purpose, but she's not going anywhere now that it's clear there is absolutely zero appetite for public consumption of and money spent on Melania Content

01.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

we must not repeat the mistakes of iraq. also attacking iran is authorized under the war on terror aumf

01.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting my first glimpse of the rhetoric coming out of republican members of congress and this is indistinguishable from iraq, with, i shit you not, "but we must not repeat the mistakes of iraq" tacked on in the end. just incredibly debased

01.03.2026 05:14 — 👍 86    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 1

completely forgot about this. they sent a first lady with zero background in foreign policy to lead a security council meeting knowing they were about to start a war of aggression three days prior. if there were a mechanism to kick us out it would be justified

01.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 129    🔁 27    💬 3    📌 0

shrimp tempura ass legs

01.03.2026 03:49 — 👍 144    🔁 19    💬 3    📌 1
Jerry: good Lord Kramer what's going on in there? 
Kramer: here come dat boi Jerry
Jerry: o shit waddup

That boi is Browt

Jerry: good Lord Kramer what's going on in there? Kramer: here come dat boi Jerry Jerry: o shit waddup That boi is Browt

27.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 675    🔁 107    💬 9    📌 1

If you're a DC area bartender or related service industry worker and you hear govt./military people talking about the strikes on Iran, let me know what they're saying. I'm on signal at nslayton.12

01.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 960    🔁 282    💬 13    📌 6

i've heard such good things about the cinnamon! i do cook with cinnamon not tooooo irregularly, but in small enough amounts that i have no idea when i'm gonna run out of this jar i have lol 😔

01.03.2026 03:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

back on my bullshit (slowly cutting an onion in sessions before running out of the room with tears streaming from my eyes because i bought it a week before i was going to use it)

01.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

01.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 1835    🔁 319    💬 4    📌 2

i am bereft joshua. bereft

01.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they are sold out of so much and i am so sad :(

01.03.2026 02:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if you do not recognize this a friendship between us would be inappropriate. either because you are too young or because we are simply too different, the chasm is too great

01.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

their only true american pantry staples i've tried thus far have been their smoked pimenton paprika and andante mustard powder, both of which are excellent

01.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i got this last time! it's excellent. i'm sad i just recently bought sweet paprika so i can't try theirs with this order lol

01.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they should let me build a six-jar bundle with sold out items and then just send it when they're all replenished. i can wait! probably

01.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0