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festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social 🗡️🦐

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i don't know what's real anymore (possible ai) vs i don't know what's real anymore (possible shitpost)

04.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that will indeed remain An Issue lol

04.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"so it's illegal to disagree with your colleagues now?" shit

04.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that you have a racist wife will still be a relevant issue! but come on man lol

04.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

if you don't share the various incendiary and racist political views of your political campaign treasurer she should not be your campaign treasurer

04.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

girls eat bracelets

04.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

By a mostly party-line vote of 47 to 53 (Rand a yes, Fetterman a no), the Senate has failed take back authority over war. The mad king keeps getting to do what he wants!

Still, this is no 2001 AUMF (98-0 in the Senate) or 2002 Iraq War AUMF (77-23 in the Senate). We're at the low ceiling of the war

04.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 82    🔁 27    💬 4    📌 0

i should make that again it was very good and homey

04.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a large statuesque white being emerging from clouds before a small man on a cliff. most of its body is distorted white wings with a distorted but seemingly nonfunctional/tertiary statue-like head, its real "face" seeming to be a giant eye below the head, under which is further distorted and almost bloody-looking wing-like... something. it is deliberately confusing to look at

a large statuesque white being emerging from clouds before a small man on a cliff. most of its body is distorted white wings with a distorted but seemingly nonfunctional/tertiary statue-like head, its real "face" seeming to be a giant eye below the head, under which is further distorted and almost bloody-looking wing-like... something. it is deliberately confusing to look at

be not afraid. it's caldo de pollo

04.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Baudrillard can't keep getting away with it

04.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 95    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 0

achieving the gender godhead (wearing a bracelet while eating stew that i cooked)

04.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 45    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

feels Worthy Of Note that the defense secretary doesn't want military casualties reported to the american people

04.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

somebody's gotta do it and she is up to the task

04.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

chief compliance officer (making sure all arms are in the right place)

04.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my sense broadly is that democratic voters are very scared of losing for obvious reasons but their personal reaction to trans issues in politics is that they don't really get it but it kinda feels like bullying

04.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also being amenable to that line of thinking (or at least of politicking) pretty universally means the candidate sucks on other issues in other ways. the shit will out

04.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the anti-trans vein in democratic politics is driven primarily by democratic voters convinced by obsessed freaks in media that *other voters* are highly motivated by bigoted anti-trans attacks

04.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 116    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0

Welp: ZERO takers on the Trump administration's first lease sale for oil and gas development in the Cook Inlet, Alaska. Bidding closed today with no bids.

The lease sale was supposed to spark new interest in oil and gas development in the region. It doesn't seem to be working.

04.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 144    🔁 45    💬 7    📌 7

we had to strike in preemptive self-defense because of israel. but also maybe we told israel to do it. but also if israel didn't attack we might have done it anyway. but also it's not illegal because remember how israel was going to strike

03.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 41    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

and torture, if we're counting crimes

04.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

that's murder

04.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 159    🔁 32    💬 1    📌 0
Steve King 9
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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies.
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Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel
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Steve King 9 @SteveKinglA + Follow Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny. We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies. ESTERN ILIZATION Voice of Europe @V_of_Europe Hundreds of Islamists shouting "Allahu Akbar" in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Wilders is right for over 10 years. #turkijerel RETWEETS LIKES 516 688 10:40 AM - 12 Mar 2017 from lowa, USA

I'm teaching about early 20th century eugenics today and was reminded that 9 years ago Republican Representative Steve King was stripped of his committee assignments by his GOP colleagues for this post that simply states what is now bog standard GOP policy/rhetoric on immigration and "civilization."

04.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 2202    🔁 635    💬 50    📌 29
Preview
Justice Dept., Under Pressure From Trump, Fails to Build Autopen Case Against Biden

BREAKING NYT:

The Justice Department, in the wake of Trump calls to criminally investigate President Biden, scrutinized whether Biden and his aides broke the law in using the autopen to sign presidential documents — but couldn't move forward with making a case.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/u...

04.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 1119    🔁 324    💬 110    📌 61

lol

*HOUSE PANEL VOTES TO SUBPOENA BONDI IN EPSTEIN FILES PROBE

04.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 1495    🔁 193    💬 13    📌 25

the republican party torn between those who have wanted war with iran for 50 years and those who think it's a distraction for a military that should be invading los angeles

04.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

the centre(-right) cannot hold

04.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 43    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

that's my congresswoman you're welcome every body

04.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 34    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

The entire anti-trans care grift is built in treating the usual way medicine works as if it's a scandal.

Therapists figure out if a kid is trans the same way they figure out if they're depressed. They ask questions, maybe using a formal scale to quantify how kids compare to similar kids.

04.03.2026 19:55 — 👍 1326    🔁 269    💬 28    📌 8

America is Respected Again

04.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

any updates on this

04.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0