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festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social šŸ—”ļøšŸ¦

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a plate of seared thin strips of steak and caramelized cabbage in a thin brown sauce over rice, topped with sesame seeds and sliced scallions

a plate of seared thin strips of steak and caramelized cabbage in a thin brown sauce over rice, topped with sesame seeds and sliced scallions

boy kibble. did i do it right

04.03.2026 04:35 — šŸ‘ 81    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 3    šŸ“Œ 0

if i had a piece of minted silver for every time i heard that,

04.03.2026 06:13 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Why Do All These Baronets Keep S—

04.03.2026 06:09 — šŸ‘ 14    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of a longsword technique from the Codex Wallerstein, a 16th-century german combat naual...
[a middle ages manuscript illustration of two blonde men in tunics, breeches, and pointy shes. one is holding up his sword as if to swing it, while the other has dropped his sword and is knelt over to grab the other's legs and bury his face into his crotch]

An illustration of a longsword technique from the Codex Wallerstein, a 16th-century german combat naual... [a middle ages manuscript illustration of two blonde men in tunics, breeches, and pointy shes. one is holding up his sword as if to swing it, while the other has dropped his sword and is knelt over to grab the other's legs and bury his face into his crotch]

hate when im trying to fight a fellow strapping young lad and this happens šŸ˜’ every time

04.03.2026 06:06 — šŸ‘ 21    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 3    šŸ“Œ 1

sometimes a bot will take even me out

04.03.2026 04:56 — šŸ‘ 42    šŸ” 9    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

in seriousness black pepper beef is firmly holding its place as one of my top "you can easily make that takeout dish better at home" champions but man is steak expensive right now lol

04.03.2026 04:55 — šŸ‘ 18    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

i was reliably informed that it means beef and rice

04.03.2026 04:45 — šŸ‘ 21    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

This is who will replace Crockett in the House

04.03.2026 03:20 — šŸ‘ 1763    šŸ” 280    šŸ’¬ 32    šŸ“Œ 11
a plate of seared thin strips of steak and caramelized cabbage in a thin brown sauce over rice, topped with sesame seeds and sliced scallions

a plate of seared thin strips of steak and caramelized cabbage in a thin brown sauce over rice, topped with sesame seeds and sliced scallions

boy kibble. did i do it right

04.03.2026 04:35 — šŸ‘ 81    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 3    šŸ“Œ 0

nothing less than our critical wastewater infrastructure is at stake

03.03.2026 21:45 — šŸ‘ 21    šŸ” 2    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
a 2lb bag of great value frozen mixed vegetables, carrots, green beans, corn, and peas

a 2lb bag of great value frozen mixed vegetables, carrots, green beans, corn, and peas

my main thought about "boy kibble" is that we need a national strategic airdrop program to hit all 23 year old straight men's homes by end of week

03.03.2026 21:34 — šŸ‘ 125    šŸ” 12    šŸ’¬ 9    šŸ“Œ 0

doesn't matter whether democrats not being able to vote actually helps their stated goals. it's simply good to them that people don't get to vote for democrats

04.03.2026 03:02 — šŸ‘ 13    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

this is going to be a nightmare. the pause is due to a challenge by republicans. if they want to face crockett as has often been suggested they're guaranteeing a talarico win. just mucking up elections because they ideologically hate elections

04.03.2026 02:59 — šŸ‘ 27    šŸ” 6    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

and how much Republicans love to sow chaos in our elections

04.03.2026 02:56 — šŸ‘ 13    šŸ” 3    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

i am sorry jokes aside i am vaguely aware that the other guy is No Good

04.03.2026 02:46 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

you're laughing. he put an american flag in his eye socket and you're laughing

04.03.2026 02:45 — šŸ‘ 56    šŸ” 3    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

hot young democratic candidates in your area

04.03.2026 02:40 — šŸ‘ 11    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

ok but you're burying the lede the confederate expat (via wormhole in cave) hero of mars is going to congress

04.03.2026 02:30 — šŸ‘ 11    šŸ” 2    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Ever read a sentence that feels like you're having a stroke

04.03.2026 02:25 — šŸ‘ 1039    šŸ” 148    šŸ’¬ 26    šŸ“Œ 2

that said the fuckups (or ratfucking, i'm not up to speed but i wouldn't be surprised) in dallas where crockett is expected to have her base of support leading to the polls there staying open while talarico holds a lead is like a perfect storm for some annoying discourse on here tonight

04.03.2026 02:26 — šŸ‘ 8    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

here's a spicy texas primary take: texas has too many counties. get your administrative boundaries in order, texas.

04.03.2026 02:22 — šŸ‘ 264    šŸ” 7    šŸ’¬ 7    šŸ“Œ 11

i love not having a dog in a fight. "i hope texas primary voters are right" is such a relaxing opinion to sit in. why would i want my dog fighting anyway

04.03.2026 02:22 — šŸ‘ 36    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

In the North Carolina General Assembly, Carla Cunningham, Nasif Majeed, and possibly Shelly Willingham, all conservative Democrats who have voted to overturn Josh Stein's vetoes, are on track to lose their primaries. Look at God.

04.03.2026 01:46 — šŸ‘ 1170    šŸ” 197    šŸ’¬ 10    šŸ“Œ 18

how do i explain trans people to my kids etc

04.03.2026 02:18 — šŸ‘ 21    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

tonight we find out if the gun youtuber will replace the married man whose staffer and mistress killed herself over the affair in the united states congress

04.03.2026 02:16 — šŸ‘ 24    šŸ” 5    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

this odious man. he disgusts me

04.03.2026 02:12 — šŸ‘ 13    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo

04.03.2026 02:02 — šŸ‘ 634    šŸ” 86    šŸ’¬ 17    šŸ“Œ 10

i've seen enough. generally speaking. could do with seeing a bit less overall

04.03.2026 02:03 — šŸ‘ 28    šŸ” 4    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

NOT JUST THIS:

Two other Democratic lawmakers in North Carolina who sided with the GOP to overturn vetoes of major bills (e.g. anti-trans legislation) are also losing in their primaries so far to progressive challengers.

This could be a major night in NC.

04.03.2026 01:48 — šŸ‘ 4959    šŸ” 792    šŸ’¬ 32    šŸ“Œ 135

Wow: In the early vote, it's a blow-out *so far*.

Rodney Sadler, the progessive pastor and activist, leads state Representative Carla Cunningham 75% to 18%.

(Stay tuned as we see how the Election Day vote compares, but that's an ominous start for the incumbent.)

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04.03.2026 01:39 — šŸ‘ 3660    šŸ” 803    šŸ’¬ 45    šŸ“Œ 81