geoffrey

geoffrey

@parsnip.bsky.social

festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social 🗡️🦐

12,348 Followers 594 Following 58,772 Posts Joined May 2023
7 hours ago

you ever catch yourself mid-cook thinking “he’s done it again”

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23 hours ago

in the us this is maybe more immediate and, well, desperate than in much of europe. in part because our electorate is more diverse and in part because our system of electing is more vulnerable to abuse. but the impulse strikes me as more or less the same

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23 hours ago

a thing i don’t really have a way to articulate yet but think is a broad signature of the contemporary western right is that they aren’t necessarily seeking a durable majority. they are seeking power to use it, quickly and aggressively, to reshape the states in which they will vie for power again

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1 day ago

like it’s good, flatly. no one should participate in what my government is doing. but it’s good on the substance, not a signal of good intentions lol

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1 day ago

here it is just at odds with the other, older far right faction that believes in throwing bombs at brown people for no particular reason

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1 day ago

i will admit i’ve been surprised by how well she’s played her early leadership but this specifically is not even playing a role for the world stage lol, the contemporary white (inter)nationalist right is genuinely ideologically opposed to adventurism like this. it’s the same here in the us

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1 day ago

our nazis also oppose this! it is breaking up the nazi-trump coalition. for nazi reasons

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1 day ago

begging y’all not to get excited about a nazi opposing interventionism

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1 day ago

i am just taking a stab at what i think you might mean here but you can’t just replace all middle class taxes with taxes on the rich. it is flatly not enough because there are so many more normal people. no functioning generous welfare state excuses taxes on 100k of income

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1 day ago

laughed out loud at this one (same)

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1 day ago

hate to see a ro khanna w but uh. isn't sanders a cosponsor of booker's no taxes for the first $75,000 earned bill for the entire country

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1 day ago
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The SAVE America Act is a voter suppression scam. It would take away the rights of working people to make their voices heard at the ballot box.

The Senate must reject this bill.

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1 day ago

IDK who needs to know this, but...

When you call one of Senator Adam Schiff's local CA offices and he starts droning on, wait until he says "I got a few options for ya" and hit THREE.

That transfers you to speak to a live human being instantly. (You might be put on hold, ofc).

Just press 3.

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1 day ago

lmao of course he won't

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1 day ago

"we fired half our journalists last week and now we've used your personal information to determine the exact number of dimes you can have nickeled out of you to pay for less coverage" go to fucking hell

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1 day ago

i will die of starvation before i pay "dynamic pricing" for a loaf of bread, hate these freaks

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1 day ago

i'll probably get into some spicy stuff as we move through the heat wave (and there was a liiiittle spice in the veggie soba) but the shock of it hit so hard all i could think was "i have to eat something cold and fresh" lol

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1 day ago

i should do this alone more. i am making absolutely outrageous tasting decisions. there is no one to judge me for trying aged gouda with bresaola with dried apricot (it was bad)

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1 day ago

The Computer, in general, used to be purple a lot more often. we have lost our way

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1 day ago
a plate of four cheeses cut into pieces, three types of cured meet, two types of toasts, cornichons, pecans, and dried apricots, with a small bowl of fig jam beside

i don’t want to alarm anyone. but i have added a fourth cheese from my personal supplies

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1 day ago

lol i've only ordered the smaller one before and they really do stuff it all into the same sized container

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1 day ago
a container of three cured meats, three cheeses, cornichons, dried apricots, and pecans next to a container of herbed crostini and fig jam

preposterous

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1 day ago

protecting my peace (watching drag race and eating cheese after a workout)

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1 day ago

the result will be that i will have about 5 days of leftover lunches in the fridge that should probably be tossed for food safety reasons in 3

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1 day ago

ditto the gigantic pile of cold noodles i made yesterday. one day i may be too weak to make a cold noodle. due to the ceaseless onslaught of the sun. what then. What Then

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1 day ago

i have ordered a profoundly large charcuterie plate because high temperatures trigger a hoarding impulse in me in which i must needs stockpile for potential onset of malaise. what if i need that third cheese. for my fragile constitution

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1 day ago

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

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1 day ago

69 MILLION MARRIED WOMEN

ERROR RATES AS HIGH AS 14%

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1 day ago

really cannot be overstated how much contempt the Israeli government has for left wing Jews in the diaspora

Bibi et al would, by and large, actually like us to be targeted so that either we’ll get in line or our corpses will further their political goals

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wow not many observers i guess. every friday we stray further from His light

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