geoffrey

it is probably going to very bad for a lot of people everywhere but a part of me, in the spirit of "we're all accelerationists now," is just along for the ride

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

what happens when animal spirits say "we're so back"

us markets have been stubbornly cool-headed about dozens of crises and mounting precarity over the last year and i am shall we say Concerned about what all that coming to a head at once is going to look like

i uhh might not use the whole (tiny, de-seeded, flushed under hot water, with white flesh carefully removed) minced pepper in the dish

don't worry every body i did a thorough oil-eliminating hand-washing session and am being careful touching my face i just wanted to see what the heat would be like to taste lol

one hundred and fourteen dollars

lol. lmao

just that tiny bit of oil on a rinsed fingertip and the tip of my tongue is buzzing. i hope this works out lol

just licked my fingertip to see what it would be like after seeding and mincing a habanero (to be cooked very finely minced, a tiny one, in a dish intended for 4+ servings) and lol. lmao

my body is in open rebellion as i try to get it to chop vegetables for dinner an hour too early

oh no some people say to do that with cast iron (couldn't be me personally) but... no one, absolutely no one says that about enameled cast iron

I just assume there was a percentage of gay dinosaurs.

Yarvin is completely insane but also one of the only people on the right who just says the subtext.

having a cocktail at 6pm even though i feel like it's 5pm. to teach my body you see. for my health. it has to learn

Another Covid marker that has been surpassed, Netanayhu seems to have played Trump worse than even Xi did.

i feel like it gets worse every year older i get. it is going to take weeks to get used to doing everything an hour earlier

taking the day off anyway to let myself recover from the time change but my body just said "hey it's workout o'clock" at precisely 6pm and i do not like that one bit

yeehaw

if my sous vide made noises about starting a substack i would smother it in its sleep, as an act of mercy

a microwave's firmware does not need to be updated. the washing machine has no use for geolocation. my toaster will never see a post

daylight saving time is a corrupt scheme by Big Smart Appliance to make you frustrated with having to change all the clocks twice a year and submit your oven to the horrors of Logging On

seems bad that the leadership of the united states government that started a war are both stupid and liars. ideally you only want them to be one of those, tops. military-historically speaking

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

congratulations, to women

two out of three isn’t bad

young dumb and full of Borger

it is not 4am unless you will it to be. and in this house we will no such thing

time is fake. remember that

an, even