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festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him made @fionaapplebot.bsky.social πŸ—‘οΈπŸ¦

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heavy cream and romano together make for an incredibly rich meal but that was not a mistake. we are cozymaxxing today

06.03.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks :)

06.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am so pleased. always a great feeling to immortalize something in the personal recipe files that isn't just a practiced edit of a favorite recipe but made up from scratch

06.03.2026 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

sweet italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, shallot, garlic, baby spinach, white wine, cream, tomato paste, romano, black pepper, basil

06.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is lol, i love them and have been wanting to figure out a pasta that’s all about them for a long time

06.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a plate of short wide tube pasta in a brick orange creamy sauce with crisped sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, wilted spinach, and herbs

a plate of short wide tube pasta in a brick orange creamy sauce with crisped sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, wilted spinach, and herbs

outstanding. i have invented my second perfect pantry pasta

06.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
a pan of red-orange creamy pasta sauce with sundried tomatoes, browned sausage, herbs, and spinach

a pan of red-orange creamy pasta sauce with sundried tomatoes, browned sausage, herbs, and spinach

she is shaping up to rival my current champion no recipe pasta i fear

06.03.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a creamy pink-orange sauce in a pan with sundried tomatoes and herbs

a creamy pink-orange sauce in a pan with sundried tomatoes and herbs

sauce incoming,,,

06.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

don't be weird, it was a funny joke

06.03.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i just put the album on on the way home from a guy's house to do my own joke justice and i... i think i love this album

05.03.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i genuinely don't know enough about this to know, but it strikes me as at least possible that the iranian government would not know how much we know about iranian operations, and telling them that we are pivoting to figure out new counters in real time might not be a good idea

05.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess what i'm asking is, are we currently clean on opsec

05.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

sincere question, would a normal defense secretary be saying any of this? is this a good idea?

05.03.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If China bombed a school on a military base in Honolulu and assassinated the president and major Republicans *and also* Schumer, Harris, Sanders, AOC, etc. in the name of No Kings, how exactly do you think that would affect the liberal opposition in America?

05.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 519    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

ah of course he did lol

05.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

working on a theory that the pokemon company timed their release of pokopia to a moment of crisis. from which we can infer that the pokemon company is complicit in an illegal war in the middle east

05.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so which conservative white paper outfit picks up noem to allow her to continue the lavish lifestyle we were previously funding for her. i honestly don't know if the big guys want her

05.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s literally trying to use this war to *checks notes*...

Make us forget about the Epstein files, bait us into funding DHS without any guardrails on ICE’s lawless behavior...and now let Netanyahu off the hook.

No, no, and no.

05.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

pokemon just released basically what is their version of animal crossing to broad acclaim and i am just asking what did the pokemon company know and when did they know it

05.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Update: Was not, in fact, relevant to the worthless Republicans and Jared Goldens in the House.

05.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
a plate of two sourdough toasts with brie and a warm orange preserve of tangerine slices flecked with red pepper

a plate of two sourdough toasts with brie and a warm orange preserve of tangerine slices flecked with red pepper

you ever eat fruit preserves and think β€œthis is good, but it should be spicy.” well a guy at my local farmer’s market did and he is my hero

05.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

05.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

about as good as i think i could have reasonably hoped for

05.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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There is HEAVY pressure on Dems to get in line on this Iran war powers vote. 

Leadership is whipping a yes vote, progressive groups are threatening primary challenges, and I’m told Pelosi is currently giving Landsman a piece of her mind on the floor.
https://axios.com/2026/03/04/democrats-iran-war-powers-vote-primary

Post See new posts Conversation Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender There is HEAVY pressure on Dems to get in line on this Iran war powers vote. Leadership is whipping a yes vote, progressive groups are threatening primary challenges, and I’m told Pelosi is currently giving Landsman a piece of her mind on the floor. https://axios.com/2026/03/04/democrats-iran-war-powers-vote-primary

Good. Every Democrat who doesn't do the bare minimum should obviously be obliterated at the next opportunity in their primaries. Glad leadership is whipping yes.

05.03.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 725    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 11

will you as dhs secretary lead the charge to abolish an agency engaged in an agency-wide conspiracy to violate the fourth amendment and hide evidence of the directive to do so? no? ok then

05.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there is no such thing as a facially qualified trump administration appointee because there is no such thing as being qualified to violate the constitution

05.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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facetiously us in ecuador (we are there in cooperation with the government) but apparently that was yesterday and i'm just hearing about it late

05.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is that right

05.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0