Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
(am I doing this right?)

Granny wanting you to take public transportation to break you in half.

Looking for a new car, but the ads want you to fuck.

It's all about the raiden

Sand person coked the fuck up.

When the coffee hits and you are ready to burn the place to the ground!

Looking out...

Adding LOL to the end of my testimony so the jury knows I'm a fun guy.

Please wait to seat yourself...

After making fuck money on the hocked banned cereals, Shrek breaks into the party and the drugs start to hit but the house is empty.

When you get to the party and the drugs start to hit, but nobody is home.

At least 1% of them...

When you go to the flea market and see sealed records thinking selling them will be the pathway to fuck money.

😂

Remember me! Where it all started so long ago...

The underground lab

Getting fucked by arriving late at a party pizza slice. This is the name of this slice of pizza.

When you arrive at the party and they save you a slice.

Alt text is only have the story.

Shrek looking to get fuck money on eBay Hocking his friends cereals

When you go to the kitchen of your friends house and notice all the banned cereals.

Stock pepper is the taste of lies! Buy real peppercorns... your family will thank you.

Running full speed only to be tripped by your own feet... Then having to run even faster to try and prevent a fatal body clap.

Measels outbreak outside and you are here comparing our coffee to that mushroom SHIT! Fuck is wrong with you?

How high can you get the flames to the dumpster fire?

The reality is no one wants to cover the registers. No one!

The serious girl meme photoshopped into a serious cat meme. Both memes together are magic and $$

Oh no! Dude got hit by a bus! I hope he comes in tomorrow to cover his shift.

Alien strapped to a human face dropping a gift that is unwanted. See for yourself and try to explain this better.

When they say try it and the alien gives you a gift you absolutely do not want...

Cat is ready to beat an old lady if she doesn't feed him. Take a look for yourself to see if the description is sound.

Bring it

We all want one. Don't lie... Oh and don't think you are going to get away without tipping the waitress. She knows were you live and she is trained.

Stay out of the bushes! You don't know where they have been!

The face you make when you realize the spray didn't make you rich.