Shitposts In Tiaras

I think it was Shakespeare who said "To thine own blinker be used, asshole"🏆👑 Congratulations @runoldman.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

🎶Lemming you, is easy cause you're beautiful, aaA-A-A-aah🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @vtbee80.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

His best friend DNRney Rubble respected his wishes🏆👑 Congratulations @avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social from @deviwestside.bsky.social

Quote posts are disabled but congratulations @invisihole.bsky.social you got a small batch limited edition reply award from @girlawhirl.bsky.social

Looking really smart wearing a wine rack and a book rack at the same time 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellalena.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Subject apparently swallowed a very long personal letter, addressed to me 🤔🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social

They finally found something to fill up the time between monster battles 🏆👑 Congratulations @ayankdownunder.bsky.social from @justgeist.bsky.social

And a nice bottle of Vin Scully goes rationally with a mysterious charcuterie🏆👑 Congratulations @qutzupalotl.bsky.social from @justgeist.bsky.social

If this tastes weird to you you're probably out of mayonnaise 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social

You look down and the railroad tracks you are tied to are made of...POPSICLE STICKS😧🏆👑 Congratulations @daisy91.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

When they called her "butter ears" it did not mean "everything but her ears"🧈👂🌽🏆👑 Congratulations @beaveinflow.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Don't you mean (folding noises) a brown paper SWAN (robe dies without its mate) 🏆👑 Congratulations @sonictyrant.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social

Has there ever been a more Tuesday post than this🏆👑 Congratulations @toomanycommas.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

🎶Oh baby I fill it raaaaw, yeah baby I fill it raaAAW🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @vibesbummer.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

If you don't know your ALF lore then you don't eat jerky to stay in shape either 🏆👑 Congratulations @alicemcflurry.bsky.social from @stefanthinks.bsky.social

REM, the Really Erotic Masochists, said it all. Everybody Hertz🏆👑 Congratulations @cosmicallyf.bsky.social on this real banger from @te-kanawa.bsky.social

Thanks man those stairs always made me worry 🏆👑 Congratulations @wilbur72.bsky.social on a real banger from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

That's no moon, that's a shit station 🏆👑 Congratulations @carnitas.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

Looks like it's Gwen Pepperoni bobblehead night here at 3D Printed Clones Stadium 🏆👑 Congratulations @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Shakespeare's Weirdeo and Normalette 🏆👑 Congratulations @deviwestside.bsky.social from @raindro.bsky.social

NobOdY eVeN liKeS tHoSe🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

So atari to hear that🕹️🏆👑 Congratulations @durtmchurtt.bsky.social from @sonictyrant.bsky.social

A family member who always eats is a munchkin

With such an uncool first name he probably only got to call himself that every fucking second of every day and night 🏆👑 Congratulations @somedankinmycup.bsky.social from @justgeist.bsky.social

A family member with a sick beat is slapkin 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social

ACAB includes COP (Camping On Purpose) 🏆👑 Congratulations @jackiebouvier.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

I said hey. He put creatures in our bodies to control our minds🏆👑 Congratulations @subtrauma.bsky.social from @justgeist.bsky.social

Quote posts are disabled but that needed to be said so bad that it got an award 🏆👑 Congratulations @invisihole.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social

Nailed the scene, got the participle 🏆👑 Congratulations @stabke.bsky.social from @damnitjanet.bsky.social

New Mountain Dew: Voice Activated. The flavor that says "Okay" and then in this case, finishes you 🏆👑 Congratulations @nappydolemite.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️