Shitposts In Tiaras

🎶Ski lift us up where we belong 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @funkelly.bsky.social from @anna-molly.bsky.social

But She does give her most stylish battles to women who can pull off wearing a tie 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Not even the Rolling Stones would just drop their rocks off 🏆👑 Congratulations @riotgrlerin.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social

A sad truth walks out of a bar 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social

If you watch it backwards it's Jim and his car making a person 🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

That's the sweatpants talking now get out there and take the blame for something you didn't do 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social

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"This adorable disruption ain't big enough for the two of us" Awww, capitalism 🤠🐝🏆👑 Congratulations @amutepiggy.bsky.social from @shrekromancer.gay

Santa's probably just starting to charge all the e-coal so get your dark hearts right 🏆👑 Congratulations @riotgrlerin.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Code walking is how we beat the final boss in WWII 🏆👑 Congratulations @trickykat.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

Sarcasm, the peacemaker's tone 🏆👑 Congratulations @muyrando.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social

Would you throw a baby to the wolves? Because that's what you've done leaving this for weekend Bluesky 🏆👑 Congratulations @ianfortey.bsky.social from @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social

YOU SHOULD SELL THIS ON A T-SHIRT 🏆👑 CONGRATULATIONS @trickykat.bsky.social FROM @brusowrites.bsky.social

How did homeland corn dogs become the only department that makes sense anymore 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @girlawhirl.bsky.social

Just going to keep using these emojis and if anything happens to get in their way it's its own fault 🏆👑 Congratulations but casually @jakevig.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Since you can't piss that's called a planking contest 🏆👑 Congratulations @captainacab.airbud.website from @potshopboy.bsky.social

What he really stole was your heart and his origin story 🏆👑 Congratulations @sofarrsogud.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

It's okay to end a sentence with a preposition as long as it's rock n roll for 🏆👑 Congratulations @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

Told this joke at Claire's and the laughter was just piercing 🏆👑 Congratulations @walks30.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Crawfish is easy to learn if you just boil whatever's talking to you 🏆👑 Congratulations @kattsdogma.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

Nobody caught the herpes in the originals so they had to remake it with Lindsay Lohan 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @klaybourne.bsky.social

Be a Will Smith not a Won't Smith 🏆👑 Congratulations @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social

I'm not signing anything until my lawyer stabs it 🏆👑 Congratulations @theciscokidder.bsky.social from @mardigroan.bsky.social

I'm skeeting out man 🤯🏆👑 Congratulations @anna-molly.bsky.social from @shrekromancer.gay

The Monterey Hijacker, she couldn't have gone too farcuterie 🧀🏆👑 Congratulations @aikiwomannc.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

So should I get like a baby bjorn first or what 🏆👑 Congratulations @lscrapl.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Maybe choosing our own wallpaper again is how we heal 🏆👑 Congratulations @ogskydog.com from @klaybourne.bsky.social

Looks like the Wang Chung Mafia is back under new management 🏆👑 Congratulations @ryotlgf.bsky.social from @doomkick.com

Wow that's like quitting radiation at Chernobyl 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social