Shitposts In Tiaras

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At this point I'd accept someone who turns into clingwrap under a full moon 🏆👑 Congratulations @borntoeatbacon.com from @bbkittyfck.bsky.social

Life is like a box of traffic circles 🏆👑 Congratulations @capnwatsisname.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

Two skeets diverged in a yellow wood and I took the butt less holed by 🏆👑 Congratulations @theunorthodox.bsky.social from @shrekromancer.gay

Final Final Destination: The Baristas ☠️🏆👑 Congratulations @addledpixie.bsky.social from @captantagonist.bsky.social

Fight or flight for the shitpost soul 🏆👑 Congratulations @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

The g in g-string stands for guardian angel 👼🏆👑 Congratulations @holojester.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

🎶There's some foyers in this house 🎶😭🏆👑 Congratulations @deviwestside.bsky.social from @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social

You know you can shove anything right into my mouth to me 🏆👑 Congratulations @lostfelicia.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

We can have a little A-Ice, as a treat 🏆👑 Congratulations @wessmith123.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Simone already, when are we gonna get finnetik naim tagz 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Everyone take out your corn dogs and turn to butthole post 69 🏆👑 Congratulations @sicburns2.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

Was the call coming from inside the house good for you too 🏆👑 Congratulations @pinotevil.bsky.social from @potshopboy.bsky.social

There are no wrong ways to get through a week 🏆👑 Congratulations @weeder.bsky.social from @captantagonist.bsky.social

Once people realize you meant artificial intelligence the comments about artificial insemination should clear up on their own 🏆👑 Congratulations @kimmymonte.bsky.social from @donfordvoice.bsky.social

But if that little piggy starts to run a fever fever fever all the way home it should go to the hogspital and see a ham hocktor 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @mardigroan.bsky.social

Eager Beavers starring two beavers in a horse costume as Horse 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

Raggy, it's time to have a talk about the rirds and the rees 🏆👑 Congratulations @frovo.bsky.social from @damnitjanet.bsky.social

Work can feel harsh and toxic if you're not used to it, you might want to start smoking first 🏆👑 Congratulations @nahyoudoit.bsky.social from @te-kanawa.bsky.social

Steeped vein thrombosis please, it's for my instagram 🏆👑 Congratulations @riotgrlerin.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Maybe she did maybe didn't, we'll have to wait for the biopsy results🏆👑 Congratulations @steamymac.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

What a torque twister 🏆👑 Congratulations @tellumsiege.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

That's one way to get kriss krossed off the preferred visitors list 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social

These days they were probably conjoined remotely anyway 🏆👑 Congratulations @chalza.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social

Why is everyone at this party laughing and eating from my pocket YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social

What's the matter babe you barely touched the millions in your insomnia wallet 🏆👑 Congratulations @theselittlemusings.bsky.social from @angrychango.bsky.social

Helmets! At The DMV 🏆👑 Congratulations @breadery.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

It's totally fine, Robert Hitler was the guy who invented one step ahead babies 🏆👑 Congratulations @thegodofcities.bsky.social from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social