Hillbilly Eggspert

I don't have #autism !!!!
*Proceeds to close his volume mixer that he was using to make sure his impression of the gecko from car insurance commercials hits the same peaks with the same cadence.

#timetostandupforisrael needs to step up for Iranian dead.

Israel attacked Iran.

Israel was already in wars with multiple other regions and countries.

If Iran had a nuclear device Israel would have never attacked

A nuclear Iran is a stabilized middle east according to Israeli strategists.

A nuclear #Iran is a stabilized middle east.
Even Israeli historians agree that Iran having a nuclear device would act as a deterrent and stabilize the middle east.
#israel is the largest destabilizing nation in the region and Iran would have never been attacked if it had a nuclear deterrent.

Why are #idf soldiers using civilians as human shields inside schools and hospital?

When people are pro Israeli #zionists is this what they mean? It's fine if we do it and it's terrorism if anyone else does?

Where is the denouncement? Are we just pretending it's fine as long as it's a Zionist?

Why are IDF soldiers inside schools?

Id unironically pay soldiers to do that rather than societal demolition in oil rich countries.

I always wondered why if we have so many troops and engineers, they arnt repairing roads, digging ditches, or building shit.

Why do we pay so many people to just do nothing?

I've heard people call it trumps pride parade and trumps temu parade.

It is rather funny posturing strength against china for 6 months and then fizzle farting when you have to put some cards down.

Maybe we are the counterfeit nation? A #palantir or #haliburton disguised as a country.

Don't be fooled. They aren't on your side.

They were brutalizing Americans 2 days ago in los Angeles.

They are there for the bonus check and their own masturbatory personal sense of prestige.

If you really believed the oath, would you be marching?

We expressed our weakness to the world and helped elevate china.

Can we please stop the #maga #republican winning?

No chicken named chicken McChicken face :(.

Before he figures out what's going on I need him to know I had nothing to do with it and I'm sorry.

I don't have this opinion out of nowhere.
Read some of martin van creveld statements on the matter.

I didn't finance Iran's genocide.
I financed ours and the Israelis.

You need to clean your own house before worrying about Irans. Iran isn't robbing me at gun point to kill brown kids.

Iran is the lesser evil and a nuclear Iran is a safer middle east.

a woman sitting in a car with a giraffe sticking its head out the window ALT: a woman sitting in a car with a giraffe sticking its head out the window

With an endless supply of #republican #cucks ready to give their wives away to him and die for his cause.

Garbage parasites with garbage opinions living in a garbage world with garbage strong men demanding everyone roll in filth with them.

I despise this type of weakness posturing strength.

#iran, liberate #Israel from the terrorist regime that uses Jeudaism as a human shield to murder children.

All I know is.
Iran isn't doing a genocide.
Iran didn't strike first.
Iran didn't start an 8 front war.

I'm on #Irans #Iran side.

I hope the terrorist state of #israel is conquered and the terrorist regime that is israeli government is dismantled with the heads of state charged with crimes against humanity.

everything that exists in Israel, I paid for with a gun to my head by the #us government.

#birds
#wildbirds
Demons.
Demon mouths that lead directly to Satan.

The only animal that is cuter as an adult.

China: posture powers and stability.

America: send 700 drug fueled zoomer kids with guns to attack american citizens because we don't have an active war for the first time in 200 years and the #conservatives will literally die from lack of spilled blood.

I got an idea if he did.

This sounds like dementia.

I've never used Uber anything and I'd be scared to do it. After I got over the fear of new things, id be offended by the prices.

I will eat tacos tonight and they will appease my rage.

I have no idea how she stays so rotund. She doesn't eat anything I give her, she only comes inside to sleep once in a while and she spends most of her time in the shed.
#cats

They don't make an epidural for this kind of pain.

Just don't lick it and you should be good.

40 years old working on construction in 90 degree temps and i dropped my sandwich into dirt and rocks and I'm pretty sure this is worse than child birth.
#trades
#sad

Boots got around before he disappeared.

The last picture I ever had of him was him laying pipe on a Rouen duck twice his size.

I'm so fucking jealous. Brother was a piece of shit and never had to answer for anything. He got away with it
Fuck you boots.
#backyardchickens
#ducks

I'm a Disney princess.
Fawn could have been my dog but the mom came back within a reasonable time like a stupid idiot demon who hates me and doesn't want me to be happy and it's actually personal and I'm not just taking it that way cause her mom was evil & I could of raised her better
#nature
#deer

#caturday
Don't let her fool you she is a vile horrible creature of hate.

I fear if I stop providing she snuff me as she had done a hundred birds.....a million mice......

Pray for my safety from this hateful demon. For she is death upon us all.

My ego can't take this.
I just make squares and get really mad if they aren't square enough.

i really like Warhammer lore and wish I had your patience to read it. I stop paying attention after about 30 minutes into a movie let alone a book.
It takes me months to finish even small books.

I give you. A box inside a box.

I can also shit talk cops and republicans really good. I consider it art.