👻Them Dawgs Is Spooky Don’t They?🎃

what if there were one car company that did every shitty thing imaginable

There’s a Mike Bobo metaphor in here somewhere

YouTube video by AltRightTuffGuyWatch David Cross explaning why Lee Greenwood is a tool.

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Related: it’s amazing how bad his coordinators have been as head coaches. Just one of the worst coaching trees in football

The other day a student asked me about the prevalence of insider trading in prediction markets. I now have an answer.

Liz Lemon, James Franco, and the Japanese body pillow (with an illustration of an anime girl in a red bikini) James is in love with

I remember 30 Rock covering this

I think they spaced the floor folding chairs out a bit more (I was on the younger side for the crowd) so it was far better than the balcony seats at the second level which were awful last year and I stood up most of the time.

Might finally have non iced coffee while wearing shorts and a hoodie tomorrow morning…

The “I should buy a boat” cat, who, in the music video this image is from, is also married to Icelandic singer Björk

I think he has to wear a suit and read the newspaper first…

How about, in the grand tradition of Taco Bell, he gets a Fourthmeal?

Either Monday or Tuesday I was woken up by a lot of car horns and I checked push notifications before seeing if it was inexplicable traffic. So let’s just say I’m ready

Dark City Jennifer was also a holy shit moment

I don’t remember the 90210 episode where Steve Sanders got sent back in time and wore an old timey prison uniform but I guess it happened

Only my second ever fully seated concert at the Tabernacle and there are upsides:
No reason to get to the venue before doors
No worries about losing a spot during a piss break
Getting to sit (because my 20s were a while ago) before the band comes on

the revolution led by a frog and an otter with a turtle on its head

When you want solid turnt consistency but aren’t trying to get lifted at a top 5 or better level, get that James Danklin

Projection behind the screen at the Tabernacle asking the crowd to not take video or photos of the show

I’ve heard great things about the light show this tour but so far no one’s snuck an image (and I’m not breaking that streak)

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

This is the first positive sign from Dem leadership that they won’t pursue another moronic “we’re keeping our powder dry” move if they take power back like they did in 2006

Lived in Atlanta since 2007 and never heard it called that

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Undergrad me was not one of these folks. Grad school me however, pretty much had to be, as it was part-time and work was well over 40 hours a week plus commuting time.

Drake sitting there reading about how good the judge thought the song was and how everyone really enjoyed it

This isn’t just “Charlie Brown had hoes” levels of wrong it’s “Charlie Brown never had a dog” levels of wrong

Mr Worldwide

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Still absolutely slaps

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City of Lost Children