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The New 'Mandalorian and Grogu' Teaser Is All About the Journey After a vibes-heavy first look last year, fans might have expected the new 'Star Wars' movie to show up to the Super Bowl with something to tell. Alas!

For the first of the new era

*clears throat*

Dave Filoni retire, bitch

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

screenshot of a cincinnati reds post: the dodgers have claimed benny ro off waivers!!!!

completely out of context posts memes: preorder now A FINE + LINE* A Novel

Less than two weeks until A Fine Line releases!

#romancelandia #booksky #romance

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What do you mean “Shane and Ilya aren’t real people and aren’t competing at the Winter Olympics”?

YouTube video by KQ ENTERTAINMENT ATEEZ(에이티즈) - 'Adrenaline' Official MV

yes, everything is terrible. but! at least it is ateez day.

i teach a baby civil rights movement unit in my comp class and almost none of my students know who medgar evers is before we begin.

we are already so woefully bad at accurately teaching history; to chip away the meager acknowledgments of our nation's failures is inexcusable.

i am going to scream :)

tumblr post from user thatnordicguy that reads: I’ve failed to read rooms I was alone in

kylo ben fr

“More” #heatedrivalry

We are in need of a few pinch hitters! Please consider joining us if you can quickly write an #RFFA exchange gift!
#Reylo
#RFFAWriters

thank u for fixing my typos and letting me dump my jelly beans at ur feet 🫶

@janejanajuno.bsky.social can tell you: this fic is me on sicko mode with no brakes

the serpent under it - Chapter 1 - ninepiecesofcrait - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

first chapter here: archiveofourown.org/works/724158...

latest chapter here: archiveofourown.org/works/724158...

[the serpent under it cover art, which features the still art “pomegranate photography” by vlad loktev. in this piece, there is a pomegranate roughly split into thirds, crimson seeds spilling onto the newspaper beneath. the background is otherwise black. the description of this art piece says it is digital photorealism from 2017, but to me it’s sort of giving old school vanitas painting in terms of color and texture. over the background, there is a faint, dark green snakeskin pattern, with only the pomegranate visible above the texture. at the top, in scratchy all-caps handwriting, the text reads “the serpent under it.” and, beneath that, in a crisp sans serif font, “a voldemort wins au.” in the bottom right, in much smaller font, the text reads “by ninepiecesofcrait.”]

[screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: “the serpent under it by ninepiecesofcrait” Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…   Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.]

UPDATE #dramionefic

the serpent under it

e, 8/24, 4.1k

🥀 death eater draco malfoy
🥀 unhinged hermione granger
🥀 enemies to (eventual) lovers
🥀 and i mean it in that “no one can kill you but me” way
🥀 not hallows and not horcruxes but a secret third thing

Cover image for reylo fic mr. & mrs. solo by anopendoor - with bright orange background and mostly black text with white script text overlay. Ben Solo’s side profile is cropped at the torso and he is wearing a suit, smirking down and hand outstretched. Rey is wearing a black high-neck sleeveless dress with short dark hair pasted behind Ben.

story COMPLETE!!

mr. & mrs. solo* - chapter 39 - the change (the heroine)

rated e

175k words

fake dating/fake marriage
witness protection
special agent Ben Solo
enemies to lovers
political au
slow burn

#reylo #reylofic

link...
archiveofourown.org/works/599638...

i absolutely do not accept these prices. those are fake.

HAPPY 'FINE LINE' MONTH! Wanna read the first few chapters?

HAPPY 'FINE LINE' MONTH!
pennedbypen.beehiiv.com/p/happy-fine...

#reylo friends! #booksky #romancelandia

highway robbery

picture of squidward from spongebob. he’s holding up a stack a parts and looks ROUGH: eye boogies, one pupil dilated, head like a deflated balloon

#Benuary - 31 - Pirates Of The Caribbean

#reyloart #reyloau

OKAY, LIPS!!!

❤️

illustration of Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz for the Beetlejuice Tarot card, "Queen of Swords"

💔

if you do this, make sure to tell the poor staff person who has to listen to all the irate vm thank you/sorry as applicable :)

me: [cursing out my useless senators]
also me: not you staff person. sorry staff person.

the auction’s now open! 💕📚 www.32auctions.com/organization...

a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder . Alt: the sad dancing girl meme: a white blonde girl in a pink shirt is doing a tiktok dance challenge while actively crying. she wipes the tears away at the beginning, but continues to cry as she completes the dance challenge.

what applying for jobs feels like

it turns off the fucking sorting!!! for promotions!!! rendering the entire email account useless!!!!

sailor mars melting ice that reads “fuck ice”

sometimes magical, always anti-fascist.

#fuckice #abolishice