Dumper Dan

The occasional loud pop from a firecracker should keep Trump rattled and distracted throughout.

Seems the lobbyists for manufacturers of US military hardware are going to be receiving an extra large bonus this year. Carrying those suitcases of cash to Capitol Hill is never easy.

The GOP has an extensive smokescreen intended to obscure all the financial dealings with their wealthy backers. Keep the public and media distracted with daily controversies.

Knew I should have taken out a copyright on that phrase when I had the chance.

Imagine the windfall if the guy were to be put in charge of a casino!

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The academy of higher learning where Trump almost graduated.

Stallone’s fake hair and extensive plastic surgery would make it definitely a Halloween franchise.

Likely no with all the bridges that have been burned and how so much seems to be gradually circling the drain one generation at a time.

Successfully making the average American 10% poorer. The Republican idea of winning.

Diaper is far too clean for reality.

Once you lose a potential repeat customer it’s going to be next to impossible to recover. They have friends and associates who will hear the horror stories in detail.

Along with the collective mindset of the millions who voted for him and the wealthy who back him.

Americans had a choice and elected Trump twice. He’s the self-inflicted wound they can live with for generations to come because nobody is forgetting this mess.

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She’ll be stopping by shortly.

Followed by the Trump Brand Supremest Court so he can collect money for the use of his name.

Well if they’re calling for it certainly that will make all the difference in the world. We can rest easy knowing such effective measures are now in place. Hopefully a letter was sent in all caps to show how serious this matter is.

We need Klaatu to land his flying saucer on earth and walk out carrying the full unredacted files.

It was robbed during the Oscars. How it never won Best Picture is beyond me.

Because it’s worked out so well in the past for the country being invaded. Ask any US oil company.

Which is why Melania would never make the mistake of carrying such a sign. He might get the wrong idea since one anchor baby was all she needed.

In case anyone is unsure which side of history the DOJ will fall on.

Nonsense, there are plenty of laws for anyone who’s not a wealthy MAGA donor. Or an insurrectionist. Or a friend of Epstein.

Can Andrew even afford the “contribution” needed for a pardon?

Unfortunately without actual enforcement of the court’s ruling that gavel may as well be made of soft rubber.

I suspect the owning class has had significant sway over the Supreme Court much longer than many would readily admit. So much is done behind closed doors away from public scrutiny.

Trump should be the last person to ever utter the word “honor”.

But look at Trump’s effect on the tourism industry. No other president has had such an impact.

Some may argue Stallone’s worst was on full display in “Rhinestone” and “Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot” but that’s entirely subjective.

Too late; we’re nominating you anyways. Time to step up and save the nation.

Can’t really have anyone fact-checking his rhetoric when all those sycophants are throwing themselves at his feet.