Nick Screech

Nailed it. No pun intended.

Not joking, I’ve just seen a 5 minute story on the news because some kids were taught Augustus instead of Julius Cesar for a term.

Remember the good times

#coys

His straw-man response formula sometimes lets him down, doesn’t it?

Good or bad performance last night, it has almost no bearing on if Thomas Frank will be successful or unsuccessful at Spurs.
I’ve seen people demanding ‘accountability’ from podcasters that supported his appointment.
Absolute madness, get a grip.
It’s too early to tell anything really.

#coys

Vicarumma 😮‍💨

#coys

May our defence hold as firm as Jolean Lescott’s new hairline.

#coy

Every now and again, it’s unfortunate to be reminded of this absolute quiche of a human. The worst of us.

I think the pragmatism we’re seeing shows a manager with high emotional intelligence - after the high we ended on last year, defeats would bring huge pressure to him and the squad. It’ll make the eyes sting at times, but I get why we’re setting out firstly not to lose.

Imagine the travel they would’ve done in the last few days…for that. In any workplace that’d just foster resentment and apathy.

Or a mixture of the two, depending on time of day and prevailing wind.

Yes, but…early days in his tenure, we would’ve probably just lost the game last season, we’re in a reasonable spot in the table.
I take your point but we don’t need to be too down yet.

Sorry, joking but probably shouldn’t. They really don’t want people to talk about Epstein.

What happened?

Would be great to see Murray Watt alongside Bowen at these announcements.

In one of the worst cabinets of all time he really was at the back end, wasn’t he? I’d almost forgotten his beady, bumhole face until this story came up.

Public service is no longer the right word for it.

Excellent article (archived version now it’s disappeared from the interweb)

I think I’ll keep ‘Enjoy your lunch’ for a while yet. It’s an all-time way to end an inspirational speech.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

Tuchel replacing Southgate seems to be the he latest footballing example of ‘careful what you wish for.’
A timely reminder…

Daniel Levy invested in infrastructure that created short-term pressures, but position the club for long-term stability.
He had flaws, and probably too much influence on areas that were not his strength, but show me a Spurs fan that wouldn’t do that, because that’s what he was, a fan

#coys

Let them eat hats.

Got to say, Vardy in Serie A will be an intriguing watch.

Just America? This will be an end of Return of the Jedi level celebration

Objectively stylish! Does the club still sell these?

If you could harness angst, the energy that has been wasted lamenting Spurs’ inactivity in the transfer market could power a small country for a week.

I’d argue a year of being a fringe player in a (hopefully) top six team is as good as, if not better for development than a season at Hamburg. No offence to any Hamburgers reading this.

Rather than stir any excitement, my immediate reaction to any transfer story involving Spurs is now ‘Oh, f**king bore off will you.’

If I didn’t know better, I’d wonder if this was the point.