Just moved in and found this behind the bath.
I've used this place to shout into the void a few times. In cricket you get to bat twice. Some life events you think only happen to other people, and when they happen to you, it is scary to say the least.
Yesterday I bought my new house. It's only a wee place, but it's mine.
Starmer should have come back with “and as much as he’s trying, Trump is no Hitler”. Damp rag.
This is what happens when you have a military lead by the kind of people who think wars are fought like Call of Duty games.
The @ipso.co.uk ruling of Telegraph’s preposterous “We earn £345k but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays”, reveals the article to have been a fabrication. There is no such family as Al, Alexandra, Ali, Harry and Barry Moy. Glad to have acted as lead complainant on this.
This is just to say
I am trapped
In Dubai
While my
Labradoodles
Are sick
Forgive me
My Mounjaro pen
Is in the ice box
So crisp
And so cold
I absolutely adore this. It's stunning.
If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics.
But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims
Whatever Starmer may think of her party, this is massively insulting and patronising to Hannah Spencer, who seems to be a thoroughly decent and sincere person who is in politics for the right reason.
Honestly, I've met pigeons who learned faster. The biggest majority in living memory, devoid of policy, and unable to grasp they're literally in the business of getting people to vote for them. There are 2 silos of voters now, and they will never cross.
Lmao
So Labour not just learning absolutely nothing from this, but leaning further in. Kind regards, previously a member for years.
Absolutely all of this. Let's hope they never learn.
And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
I need to shout into the void again.
I signed the contract on my new house this afternoon.
Months of every emotion. Such an anticlimax for something that is everything.
God this is hard.
Excellent shout. But stop for lunch at the chippy 😊
Trickle Down
I said it's pronounced JODzilla
You can guarantee these lads will be there swords drawn, ready to fight, whenever a wealthy and important person is arrested. Particularly but not only for sex crimes.
I need to go back in time & persuade Pru Leith to just go to the pictures that night
Russia launched its full-scale invasion exactly four years ago.
If anyone had told us, during that first month, that this would be the situation four years later, we would have instantly called it a massive Ukrainian victory and a staggering Russian defeat
a year is a long time in politics
"John Prescott would be loving this"
