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Oh, I'm sure they say the same to Ovechkin for his Putin love and Matthew Tkachuk for his licking the orange boot.

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Why write the book when we're living it in real time?

I hope whatever it is, it hurts a lot.

Well, you don't have a secretary of defense at all. You have a performative secretary of "war" who intends to flex all over the globe until we're all living in a moonscape. Those of us who do actually live, that is.

He was such a beautiful horse. It was the saddest thing when he died like that.

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But didn't she fail the GED three times?

Thank all the gods. They're so young and sweet, I don't want to know if they are even aware of politics.

I thought junior hockey was the biggest cesspit in the game. Now I know it's the US Olympic team.

Yep. Privilege on skates right there. You see the difference with the women, who are mostly well educated and many have day or off-season jobs because they're not millionaires who can just shoot a puck. They graciously declined hanging out with fascists. Learn something, Hughes.

Oh good lord, hockey fans! It was three-on-three OT among the best pro players in the world. Nobody died and we got to watch some pretty decent hockey. The entire CBC panel is apologizing on behalf of Team Canada, which is completely silly.

I think Bill Guerin looks like fat Brendan Fraser in The Whale.

Okay, Mr.Suzuki. I guess you're going to have to do it again today. #GoHabsGo

I'm sure he meant "one person," not "one man," right? Or are they already admitting the US will never elect a woman?

Yeah. Hope you like your new country, Kaillie. Traitor.

Somebody actually gave him $350,000??? Wow.

Muahahaha! You can check out any time you like but...you know the rest

Ah, what's a little gambling ring, a little gang rape, a little domestic abuse when it comes to being good at hockey?

What they won't do to see Slafkovsky live. #GoHabsGo

Okay, if you're five I would say: These are bad people who hurt little kids like you. They don't want to get in trouble and have their toys taken away so they tell lies about the bad things they did. Their teacher likes it when they're bad because he's bad too.

Who pays for the wrecked cars?

What is actually medically wrong with her? There has to be something.

I know you do!

I have my epitaph all ready to go!

Nice read! This team really does seem like one we'll be looking back on with fondness in twenty years, doesn't it? Great fun!

We have three Canadian networks covering the Olympics. Two are showing the same curling match and the other is showing Connor McDavid getting off a bus.

Although, "Yes! Yes! Yes!" isn't much better.

Sometimes it feels a little too personal when you're watching a husband and wife playing mixed doubles Olympic curling and she's yelling "HAAAAAAARRRD!"

1. Because it starts at the top. 2. Because the outfits were designed by a billionaire, and we know their taste is impeccable.