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thats deadman, vision is marvel i think

28.09.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only if they make certain cards worth -1 if you run a playset of 3. you want to run the nuts, you best be running aqua spirit at 3

28.09.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THANK YOU holy fuck I thought I was crazy or smth because i genuinely haven't seen anyone say what ive been thinking since frame 1 abt this shit

27.09.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are some sins no act of charity or change of heart can redeem im afraid

27.09.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im gonna say it like this now to piss people off

24.09.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah that part's unfounded cynicism on my part. i think the current list has flaws but i'm excited to brew for it ngl

23.09.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my biggest problems are konami's track record of sticking to alternative formats and supporting them long-term, and why the FUCK is tyrant neptune 100 points

22.09.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so whiter than white i think im fucking blind now

17.09.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

probably the second most powerful three word combination in the english language

13.09.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ive never been one for irc but i think the death of widespread forum use is the biggest travesty of the web 2.0 era

13.09.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no, but OP is walrusguy, i.e. John Youtubepoop

03.09.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youre never gonna believe this

02.09.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I asked ChatGPT-" yeah well I asked my friend Joe and I asked my friend Jake and they said it was fhqwhgads

01.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine dragon these n

02.09.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every format where snipe hunter was relevant was made better by its presence i think

02.09.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting out another call to help me update the FGC Locals spreadsheet! If your local fighting game tournament isn't on here, please add it, and if it is, help me keep it updated!

We currently have๐Ÿ‘551 active locals๐Ÿ‘listed but I'm sure there are more

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

18.07.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 341    ๐Ÿ” 303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

me 1 month out of the year: It is my great pleasure to invite you to a theater screening of my documentary. It features much in the way of experimental data visualization techniques. I certainly hope you join us.
the other 11 months: you should be able to fart out of your belly button. i mean c'mon

02.09.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 982    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

it continues getting worse

22.06.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5471    ๐Ÿ” 2368    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 98

This is scary as hell, but for news coverage?

This is a GIFT.

"You can be banned for *buying* Game of Thrones." Send emails to journalists and news sites and communities you're a part of and talk about the dangers here.

People are going to care about this a lot more when it's not just creators.

31.08.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5207    ๐Ÿ” 4015    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Happy โ€œMiddle of Augustโ€ for those who celebrate.

15.08.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ive heard from everyone not named MBT that it is not

14.08.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i viscerally remember watching this episode before even knowing what beavis and butthead was and having my mind fucking explode when i first saw beavis and butthead

05.08.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Movie: The Garfield Movie
Language: Persian
Country: Iran
Version: Soren Studio

16.07.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 941    ๐Ÿ” 243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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one time i got a mini bluetooth speaker and put it in my spamton plush so i can make him say the best things

27.07.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1758    ๐Ÿ” 451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

they don't call him mater because he's celibate

03.07.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jimothycool is so awesome he makes me want to log into pokemonshowdown for the first time in a century and play gen 3. unfortunately australians arent real :(

02.07.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you close your eyes during House MD you can hear Hugh Laurie doing a really bad impression of Heath Ledger as the Joker. theres a lot to ruminate on here i think

29.06.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is my 9/11

27.06.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i want to die at an old age but i also want it to be cool as hell. if fire or explosions aren't involved i think i will choose to live forever

25.06.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dont like that triangle coming up can it be a circle too

25.06.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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