Hope should be illegal for everyone over 30
And the punishment should be more hope
Still better, tho, than the time when I googled LaTeX and was offered a shit ton of bdsm-themed recommendations
Fucking algorithms. I only did a small research on Solaris and now half of my YouTube recommendations try to teach me how to install Linux
You’re dressed to kill, and guess who’s dying
idk what was on my face but just now some random lady tried to console me, kept asking what was wrong and was i crying (i wasn't)
it was sooooo awkward
this day is clearly dead set on being ridiculous, and it's not even noon
It’s an unexpected thing
that awkward moment when you discover that your childhood crush now has an english wikipedia page
Recently found out I’m actually being shipped w a certain user. She’s blissfully unaware of that, and I can’t tell her because apparently I’m a bottom there
Gods
I may be only a six, but it’s on the Kinsey scale
I may be ugly but at least I'm stupid
We are all lost, and realistically speaking, it’s not very likely that we’ll ever be found
Remember what happened to the soviet union? My tooth just pulled the same trick
I used to feel very sad because nobody loved me.
But then I realised that it gave me the license to just be myself and not give a shit.
That’s how you become Bri*ish ig
My blood test results came back, and, unfortunately, it seems I’m not going to cark it this time
last time i saw this many bots was when i was researching gray goo
since i don't have any ideas so far, here's a pic of the sculpture called "a grateful italy" by vincenzo vela, which technically celebrates france's role in the risorgimento (those two figures are allegories of france and italy) but is in fact goddamn hot yuri from the 19th century
i can neither confirm nor deny this is my first post here
