Dan Jacoby

If Aftyn Behn wins on Tuesday, we will see a flood of Republicans headed for the exits, desperately trying to get out before they're shoved out.

Keep the $2,000 tariff rebate.
Just send me a copy of the Epstein files.

Party orgs should start setting up their coordinated campaigns now to be more effective next year.

That's where I come in, giving you a field operation or coordinated campaign with an approach, methods and tools that boosts the scale of your activities and their effectiveness.

Call me today.

Interviewer: "Dan, I love your stuff. We definitely need you. I'm connecting you with Person X, who has the power to hire you."

Interviewer: "Person X, meet Dan. You should hire him."

Person X: [crickets]

This happens a lot. I'm so frustrated that I may literally, physically knock heads together.

I think it's great that if Qatar acts up we can now bomb them without leaving the comfort of our domestic Air Force base.

Two questions for every Republican:

1. Would you have a problem with Donald Trump ordering people arrested for criticizing him "too heavily"?

2. Would you have a problem if Joe Biden had ordered people arrested for criticizing HIM "too heavily"?

Too many Republicans would fail this test.

What Trump, AG Pam Bondi, FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, and throughout that entire diseased group, are doing is unconstitutional, un-American, and tyrannical.

What Disney/ABC is doing is craven and disgusting.

Our freedoms are being stripped away, and giant corporations are nothing but enablers.

Hey, Bondi you Nazi scum – Charlie Kirk spewed hate speech all the time. Are you happy someone targeted him?

It's time to bring back corduroys.
Who's with me?

Pentagon deletes post after accidentally revealing Trump's big mystery announcement President Donald Trump teased a major announcement on Tuesday afternoon, but the Pentagon accidentally spoiled the surprise by posting the news ahead of him—then quickly deleting it.Dave Brown, deputy...

Geez, did they send it out over a Signal chat?
www.rawstory.com/space-force/

The problem with centrists is that all you'll find in the middle of the road are yellow lines and roadkill.

Between Trump, Vance, the cabinet and top advisors, if you add it up, they have all the warmth and personality of a rectal probe.

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.

Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.

Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

I'm still not planning to vote for Newsom for President in 2028, but whoever writes his press releases is Brilliant!

Maybe see Führer has a “secret plan to fight inflation.”

The presence of anti-Semitism is no excuse for supporting Netanyahu.

YouTube video by PBS NewsHour Schrier says RFK Jr. should be held responsible for 'every death from a vaccine-preventable illness'

Must-watch video: Rep. Kim Schrier (WA-08), a pediatrician, totally destroys RFK, Jr.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Py...

It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than to find a truly Christian Republican politician.

Q: How many Democratic Party leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change? You want to change something?

You f'd around, and now you're finding out.
goldsea.com/article_deta...

Doesn't anyone in a position of power in the Democratic Party want to win? If you are in such a position, and you do want to win, then you want me to boost your field operations by 30-50%. Contact me today.

Did der Führer sue Murdoch in south Florida hoping to get Aileen Cannon as the judge?
(Spoiler alert: He failed.)

Almost every House Republican is trying to shield the child rapist.

Does that mean he can’t cheat at— er, I mean, play golf any more?

Every time der Führer posts about Epstein he digs his hole even deeper.
I'm not telling him to stop.

Just for the record:
Superman was an illegal immigrant.

Ken Paxton's wife is divorcing him on "biblical grounds."

Um ... which part of the Bible? Leviticus 18:22, perhaps?

Definition of irony:
He has been nominated for a peace prize by a war criminal.

The way Republicans hate everyone from south of our border, there's no way they follow anyone named Jesus.

Jackass in Chief can’t even savor a victory lap before shooting himself in the foot again.