Ben Puntch

Ben Puntch

@puntchy.bsky.social

I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon

436 Followers 280 Following 1,892 Posts Joined Aug 2023
14 hours ago

I never see him move, only feel the cold of his blade. "Ah, the invisible touch," I think, as my bisected torso slides to the floor

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1 day ago

I genuinely gasped. Amazing work.

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1 day ago

She's going to miss Jeremy Piven's cameo!

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1 day ago

Gotta go with my man wheat toast here.

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1 day ago

He's bad but has good instincts to keep the match moving instead of just repeating a blown spot

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1 day ago

Looks like he wrestled Finlay in Germany right around this time and I wish we had tape to see how Fit handled that.

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1 day ago

Every town got the cop jiu jitsu gym that you gotta avoid

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Technically the Deadeye is closer to Omori’s Axe Guillotine Driver than a beach break/bull’s poseidon

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2 days ago

Hi Fiona!

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3 days ago

Inoki gonna haunt the fuck out of all those people

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3 days ago

You underestimate my ability to say "no it doesn't" without ever looking up from my paperback

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3 days ago

They both used it as a cover to sell weed?

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4 days ago
dennis duffy in church clothes

"They're Florsheim's Jack, the nicest shoes you can buy"

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4 days ago

The guessing people's sizes, especially, makes this feel like what if Dennis Duffy got money

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5 days ago

Lisa Bonet ate no basil

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1 week ago

Army air corps navigator/metallurgist and bank manager who retired early to homestead and carve duck decoys.

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1 week ago
Fat Tony from the Simpsons "And what if your family don't like bread? They like... cookies"

I can't believe the fat tony worked

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1 week ago

You’re never too young to learn straw purchases and structuring transactions

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2 weeks ago

If you don’t know who the Alushe in your polycule is then sorry, buddy, but it’s you.

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2 weeks ago

Be the change etc, etc

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2 weeks ago

This whole album is so good

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2 weeks ago

Who do we thank for Terry Nasty of National Pubic Radio?

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2 weeks ago

Goddamit, I can't be driving to Canada for this but.... Taka!

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2 weeks ago

Four, but all on the same show: Tajiri winning the cruiserweight, Angle the US, Bradshaw the European and Rock/Jericho the tag titles.

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2 weeks ago

Kansas regularly elects dem governors, it's the leg that's the enduring problem

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2 weeks ago

Chiropractors

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2 weeks ago

I had one come in and lie about having an appointment with somebody whose name they read off the sign-in sheet. Why did you think that would get you anything but your ass chewed in a lobby?

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2 weeks ago

I like this one because everyone I know who went to grad school loves it

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