What if she went into labour? What a jerk
I have just started The Reformatory based on your recommendation! I will let you know how it goes 🥹
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The only place I put photos is my closed Instagram with like 130 people, and I’ve deleted every tweet (not that many anyway) where I’ve ever mentioned her first name. But I am so scared to even reference her in an abstract way, like last night, because people are freaks.
with a pic of the tv and her and my knees in the foreground - someone has also bookmarked it. So I deleted it too. Fuck why are people such creeps. I don’t post photos of her on there (except a blurry knee obviously), and I rarely talk about her, but shit gets weirdly bookmarked. It’s so creepy
Every few days I think I’ll unlock my Twitter again and something else happens. Last night I just posted about general mum life stuff with my kid, someone bookmarks it, so I delete it. Today I was clearing out my media tab, find where I’d replied to someone about my daughter’s favourite Ghibli movie
This whole realising I can listen to audiobooks and focus on work simultaneously is great as I’ve “read” several books in the last few weeks at work and sometimes I don’t want to go home because I’m too busy listening to my books
The snow globe on Friday was followed by a tub of pink dyed water on Sunday, follow me for more carpet cleaning tips 😌
This is why we can’t leave Twitter entirely
Bluesky do you even know that Taylor Swift just did a mash up of Cassandra x mad woman and I did something bad?
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It was a really cute Christmas tree one that had only been put out hours earlier! 😫 worst part was trying to clean up because I couldn’t vacuum the small pieces of glass given how much liquid was everywhere
Snow globe smashed on the carpet 🥲 glass and glitter were everywhere
Found him lol
🥺🩷🫂 I’m sorry Kat
Oh I didn’t know he was here too
Not me I’ve been blocked for ages, guy’s a total POS
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I did see it advertised somewhere!
Everyone was telling me to read Lessons in Chemistry and I didn’t listen and now I’m finally reading it going omg this is so good 🤦🏻♀️
Yikes
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Yes i just like ranting and rambling lol, i don’t know why people care what I talk about 😒
So strange
Wrapping presents for my daughter’s 7th birthday 😭 where are these years going
Hello!!!!! 🥰🫂
Yep, what a hooligan. I removed him 😌
Happy birthday!!! 🥳
Person who follows me replies to me in my locked account asking why I post about my random problems. Um because they’re *my* problems and this is my account? Silly 🙂↔️
