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๐Ÿ‘ฝ NSFW VA โ€ข Office Lady ๐Ÿ‘ฝ 31 โ€ข ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท โ€ข Pan โ€ข Happily Taken ๐Ÿ›ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Cheeky & Unserious ๐Ÿ”ž MDNI! ๐Ÿ”ž

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Me, *meek, timid, Dickensian*: Excuse me, sir? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ Mightnโ€™t you have any Good Ones today?

Gruff Shopkeep: NO! Read the sign! Normal Ones only!

Me, *sighing*: Iโ€™ll have a Normal One, please ๐Ÿ˜”

21.02.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
19.02.2026 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19928    ๐Ÿ” 3868    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 143    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

Iโ€™ve started recording again ๐Ÿ˜€

(now that performance reviews are outta da whey)

20.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a pile of dirt on a white surface . ALT: a pile of dirt on a white surface .

my headphones are arriving tomorrow (they were supposed to be here today)

12.02.2026 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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well now I'm squirming ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ bravissimo @risquedraws.bsky.social

11.02.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?

11.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(No but fr whyโ€™d they give him such a huge hog ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

11.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I was referring to his gladiolus u disgusting knave

11.02.2026 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

donโ€™t worry dunk, ser arlan of pennytree was deffo buried with his sword

11.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong again! Not a single drop was spilled ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…

10.02.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

believe it or not

it was free ๐Ÿฅด

10.02.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up late because I spent the past three hours getting some fresh pipes installed ๐Ÿ˜Œ

10.02.2026 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œUm hi, yeah Iโ€™m calling because my Pen Ultimate broke and Iโ€™m only 31??????? Please help me Iโ€™m so scaredโ€

07.02.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m just like Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a hill

one must imagine me happy

07.02.2026 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! Multiple times a day, ideally.

07.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random fruit (raspberry, cherry, Korean pear, Philippine mango, pomelo, or tangerine)
- crotchless panties (used)
- random gold jewelry (18k-24k)
- 55 gallons of water-based lube
- rechargeable book light ๐Ÿค“

07.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOVE THAT MY ONLINE PERSONA HAS HUGE VOLUPTUOUS TIDDIES

07.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooo FLIPPINโ€™ WAY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ bro I havenโ€™t even posted anything this past month?!

Iโ€™m so grateful TYTY

07.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m a reasonable man so Iโ€™ll concede in this matter.

However, your minor victory means nothing for the operations of my overall criminal enterprise

06.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woke up this morning and realized I couldโ€™ve have said โ€œyeah take a PROPA-GANDER at this ASSโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

06.02.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kiwi is out here spoiling me with more surprise fanart ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ this is so nice alsjlasjslsieojskzbrlwjsll

06.02.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ KIWI???!!!! Omg THANK YOU?!?? I feel like I donโ€™t deserve this dedication ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (also DAMNN thanks for giving me knockers fr)

06.02.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah ๐Ÿฅด why doncha prop a GANDER at this ASS

โ€ฆI should probably eat something

06.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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so ANYWAY

I started blastinโ€™

๐Ÿ’ฅ #nsfwsky
๐Ÿ’ฅ #lewdsky
๐Ÿ’ฅ #buttstuff
๐Ÿ’ฅ #propaganda

06.02.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s because Iโ€™m a bad listener ๐Ÿ˜”

05.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My recording headphones have been broken for a month but I didnโ€™t replace them because life got a bit busy

Butโ€ฆ now I have some HD 600s on the way ๐Ÿฅฐ

05.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m normal-sized, heโ€™s just got big olโ€™ bear paws ๐Ÿป

04.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
one large hand engulfing two normal hands in its grip

one large hand engulfing two normal hands in its grip

I could break free if I wanted to, I just donโ€™t think itโ€™s right to use my raw gorilla strength on a poor defenseless man. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…

04.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My heart is soaring with joy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ thank you SO much again โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ this was the best thing I couldโ€™ve come back to

04.02.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you have a throne bc Iโ€™m gonna spoil the absolute SHIT out of you

04.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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