Me, *meek, timid, Dickensian*: Excuse me, sir? ๐ฅบ๐๐ Mightnโt you have any Good Ones today?
Gruff Shopkeep: NO! Read the sign! Normal Ones only!
Me, *sighing*: Iโll have a Normal One, please ๐
@oxbones.bsky.social
๐ฝ NSFW VA โข Office Lady ๐ฝ 31 โข ๐ฐ๐ท โข Pan โข Happily Taken ๐ธ ๐ฝ Cheeky & Unserious ๐ MDNI! ๐
Me, *meek, timid, Dickensian*: Excuse me, sir? ๐ฅบ๐๐ Mightnโt you have any Good Ones today?
Gruff Shopkeep: NO! Read the sign! Normal Ones only!
Me, *sighing*: Iโll have a Normal One, please ๐
Iโve started recording again ๐
(now that performance reviews are outta da whey)
my headphones are arriving tomorrow (they were supposed to be here today)
12.02.2026 05:17 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0well now I'm squirming ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ bravissimo @risquedraws.bsky.social
11.02.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[flirting] wanna watch me eat all 20 inches of this ikea hot dog?
11.02.2026 02:33 โ ๐ 166 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0(No but fr whyโd they give him such a huge hog ๐ญ)
11.02.2026 02:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was referring to his gladiolus u disgusting knave
11.02.2026 02:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0donโt worry dunk, ser arlan of pennytree was deffo buried with his sword
11.02.2026 00:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Wrong again! Not a single drop was spilled ๐๐
10.02.2026 16:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0believe it or not
it was free ๐ฅด
Up late because I spent the past three hours getting some fresh pipes installed ๐
10.02.2026 11:10 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โUm hi, yeah Iโm calling because my Pen Ultimate broke and Iโm only 31??????? Please help me Iโm so scaredโ
07.02.2026 17:51 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm just like Sisyphus rolling a boulder up a hill
one must imagine me happy
Yes! Multiple times a day, ideally.
07.02.2026 17:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Loot that drops after defeating me:
- random fruit (raspberry, cherry, Korean pear, Philippine mango, pomelo, or tangerine)
- crotchless panties (used)
- random gold jewelry (18k-24k)
- 55 gallons of water-based lube
- rechargeable book light ๐ค
I LOVE THAT MY ONLINE PERSONA HAS HUGE VOLUPTUOUS TIDDIES
07.02.2026 17:19 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Noooo FLIPPINโ WAY ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ bro I havenโt even posted anything this past month?!
Iโm so grateful TYTY
Iโm a reasonable man so Iโll concede in this matter.
However, your minor victory means nothing for the operations of my overall criminal enterprise
Woke up this morning and realized I couldโve have said โyeah take a PROPA-GANDER at this ASSโ ๐ฉ
06.02.2026 16:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Kiwi is out here spoiling me with more surprise fanart ๐ญ๐ญ this is so nice alsjlasjslsieojskzbrlwjsll
06.02.2026 16:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ KIWI???!!!! Omg THANK YOU?!?? I feel like I donโt deserve this dedication ๐ญ๐ญ (also DAMNN thanks for giving me knockers fr)
06.02.2026 16:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0yeah ๐ฅด why doncha prop a GANDER at this ASS
โฆI should probably eat something
so ANYWAY
I started blastinโ
๐ฅ #nsfwsky
๐ฅ #lewdsky
๐ฅ #buttstuff
๐ฅ #propaganda
Itโs because Iโm a bad listener ๐
05.02.2026 18:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My recording headphones have been broken for a month but I didnโt replace them because life got a bit busy
Butโฆ now I have some HD 600s on the way ๐ฅฐ
Iโm normal-sized, heโs just got big olโ bear paws ๐ป
04.02.2026 18:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0one large hand engulfing two normal hands in its grip
I could break free if I wanted to, I just donโt think itโs right to use my raw gorilla strength on a poor defenseless man. ๐๐
04.02.2026 17:27 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0My heart is soaring with joy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ thank you SO much again โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ this was the best thing I couldโve come back to
04.02.2026 04:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0do you have a throne bc Iโm gonna spoil the absolute SHIT out of you
04.02.2026 03:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0