birdo w/ devil horns 🏳️‍🌈

stayed 90 min late and only finished half my grading 😎😎😎😎😎 sorry kids ur teacher is broke as hell and doesn’t have time for this shit 😎😎😎😎😎

who lives in district 2 and wants to be on the park board for a few months

congresspeople and senators who die in office are everyone’s problem. #TX18 is STILL vacant, and republicans are refusing to seat the elected #AZ07 representative.

electing people who are likely to die during their term robs people of representation in congress and threatens potential majorities.

governor janet mills would be the oldest freshman senator ever. she turns 79 in 2026 and is five years OLDER than susan collins.

THIS ALERT IS OVER

I HAVE MORE TO REPORT BUT IT IS OVER.

I have reason to believe they are going elsewhere in MPLS but there is a car following them with bullhorns

Two unmarked SUVs, two unmarked chargers, AND TWO MPD SQUADS

one-to-one device policies in secondary schools deserve severe scrutiny

NO PHONES IN SCHOOLS but we will give 12-year-olds iPads that are equally addictive 😎😎😎 and all the tools we have to curb their ability to play addictive games on them are inadequate 😎😎😎 good luck teaching dumbass hahaha 😎😎😎😎😎

awwww the AI cultist blocked me :(

update i slept from 5:30pm to 3am instead

holy shit, really??? whoa!! so excited for the possibility of the computers’ amazing ideas!! my own brain is just a fart factory. i need the computers

gonna get fucking HIGH tonight

abolish the police. rip kingsley bimpong. we failed you.

yes yes yes yes yes

It’s a shame that @naomikritzer.bsky.social won’t give us her real opinions

naomikritzer.com/2025/09/18/e...

We won!

Following three weeks of legal proceedings and over five hours in court, the judge found Wayzata-based Minneapolis landlord John Wall in violation of the law on three counts, resulting in a $1,450 fine.

robed figures around a creepy floating circle. text: “he dies this weekend”

plz

i know mcdonald’s is expensive now but $45?? damn he bought for the whole crew

the sirens are flashing red, and school admin are still splitting hairs trying to get us to argue over when students are allowed to use AI for assignments. we talk so much about equity, but there is no interest in safeguarding our most vulnerable students by banning LLMs and other AI in our schools.

i see some bad ebike opinions out there today, watch out

need a minneapolis mayoral candidate to ride the slow nicollet mall buses and talk about how we can improve their speed in ways the city hasn't tried yet. need a minneapolis mayoral candidate to ride transit in general and talk to transit riders!

Fairbanks is the second-most populous city in Alaska, after Anchorage

congrats, u just won the credit card of a broke teacher in october! you win up to $200! jackpot!

person who swiped my credit card at steamworks finally tried to use it—joke’s on them, that shit was already maxed out

legalize bathhouses in minneapolis!

Causing pain, inflicting harm, and breaking a person's will.

I need people to stop referring to conversion "therapy" as something that's been discredited or doesn't work. That's like saying torture is "discredited" or doesn't work. That they don't work for their stated purpose is secondary to the fact that they DO work for their REAL purpose:

I was conned by Pritzker. ✋No shame in trusting people. We need trust.
But we have to recognize and acknowledge betrayal. If you can’t do that, you’re not safe.

Pritzker’s brown shirts attacking protesters.

Pritzker’s brown shirts. Dude in military gear is also Pritzker’s.

Note the Illinois State Police patch on the dude in military gear.

I was Pritzker’s biggest fanboy, so I realize it’s hard to accept his betrayal. It was hard for me, but I saw it with my own eyes.
Please stop gaslighting me about Pritzker. You weren’t there. I was. These are Pritzker’s brown shirts, working fist-in-glove with ICE/CBP.

yep. dan miller honestly seems totally fine and might be great in a different context (he shoulda run for at-large!), but it’s clear his allies are Frey allies. that’s just too risky. this four-year park board term should go to someone who we KNOW will be on the right side of worker/union issues.