King Charles III

I'm literally in a WhatsApp group with Obama and we play wordle together. Can't tell Trump though, he might cry.

Once again Donald "the huge fucking idiot" Trump embarrassed himself in the UK.

Don't worry about whats on TV, the staff and I are having an absolute whale of a time reviewing all of his blunders.
We weren't sure if Vance was "cumming" so we put plastic wrap on all of the chaises just in case.

My best mate.

Class act, real supportive parenting there.

Some are saying the biggest, the best failures.

This incomplete wall should remain as a reminder of what this administration did, perfect visual metaphor for big lies with no execution.

Praying she doesn't recover.

Every murder should be treated equally but isn't it funny how many more pearls were clutched for the death of a health insurance exec who makes money on the misfortune of others.

Another famous saying we have in the UK.
"When Trump enters a room it begins to smell like shit".

Beautiful tit.

William is a good boy, no worries there, he spends most of his time drawing Club Penguin fan fiction art works. I suppose they will end up on display in the tower of London.

Funny how only the red hat brigade takes issue with her but the rest of the world does not. Not hard to believe a known sexual abuser would be accused of sexual abuse.

You are correct.

You know I'm something of a swan-ingtist myself.

What's that thing people like to say?

Cry more!

I'm so glad people didn't protest me, I'm actually a nice king, I'm very lovely, all my friends say so anyway.

What is this world coming to? Who would have thought a chap named after a fart would be one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.

I would literally die for the Commonwealth, you mess with Canada, you mess with ME!

I'm thinking about inviting Zelenskyy over again but this time we'll play guitar hero or maybe Wii sports, I can tell you right now Trump is NOT invited though.

You know, That piece of excrement known as Elon Musk doesn't wear suits, but for some reason we don't see any animosity toward him.... Peculiar.

Too right they could Andrew and Donald are a couple of nonces.

A week? The ridicule still hasn't ended.

Trump wishes he was me... A REAL king! 👑

Haven't been here in a while....I see we have video now, what a marvelous thing to come back to.
I eagerly await the day we can surpass twitter for active users.

My face when I saw that miniature musk boy telling Donald Trump to go away.

It really warmed my cockles.

Balls were bouncing, my boy.....and what fine balls they were.

It's the Mary Shelley in slippers that really got me ticking.

He needs to stop with the pantomime and drop that D from his name.

What an absolute kerfuffle

What do you expect? they didn't even spell Tails right smh my head.