Everything else aside, it does warm my heart knowing this Eagles team does genuinely hate the Cowboys as much as I do.
They had to give the WNBA five years of advanced warning that Philadelphia is about to enter the chat.
“Riley Gaines weighs in on NYC mayoral primary” jesus christ lady you tied for fifth in one race shut the fuck up already
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
In 3 weeks I’ll have outlived the most influential person in my life! It’s gonna be ugly!
Had the birthday I’ve been dreading for the last 15 years and didn’t cry as much as I could have, everybody clap
well well well, if it isn't the thing everyone said would happen
It took the Vatican less time to pick a new pope than it's taking the Islanders to pick a new general manager.
I’m workshopping a “Your Best American Pope” Mitski bit. It might take a while but rest assured I’m working on it.
just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
“people are feeling so desperate and financially hopeless they’re giving up on going out to lunch and skipping out on the latest tech purchases”
me with my five year old iphone and leftover pasta from the night before:
describing struggling people who need help as "playing video games all day"—all while giving $38 billion in gov contracts to elon musk to *literally* play video games all day—is vile on every possible level. failed state behavior
Very annoying how people keep parroting the "republicans are good for the economy" talking point which has never been true in my entire life. Mountains of historical evidence showing that it is a lie and people just went with it because it meant tax cuts for rich people.
It's advising season & I've had three conversations today w/ students trying to figure out how to get out of the US to continue graduate study in science or health professions programs. This is a disaster & GOP-controlled congress is doing NOTHING to stop destruction of CDC, NSF & NIH. #BrainDrain
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
Same
OSCAR WINNER KIERAN CULKIN
I fear I finally got stressed enough that I’m having another kidney flare, pray 4 us
so mcdonald's is bringing back Uncle O'Grimacey with this year's shamrock shakes, and you need to know his history
