Pope holding a baseball bat on a plane.

Let's talk about the Manichean heresy...

Kind of a reverse Judith Miller and Iraq weapons of mass destruction.

Take a picture of the VIN.

Take a picture of the VIN.

So is a flat-earther a round earth skeptic? No, skepticism is "Skepticism is characterized by a questioning mind, a critical assessment of evidence, and a suspension of judgment until sufficient proof is presented." Flat earthers don't know the evidence, much less have the ability to assess it.

The kind of fuckery is dumbfuckery.

Has anybody seen JD Vance since then?

Didn't he say he would end the war on day 1?

Rubio can just ask Deepmind what to do, no people required!

Fact check: no lies detected

The audience gasped because the orange makeup job on Bezos and Zuck was so bad, nobody would really wear it like that.

Maybe the similar accomplishment is that both JFK and Melania have beat off a Republican.

the aliens had three boobs

Fact: Justin Wolfers is the best thing we have imported from Australia.

Don't let a bot tell you what to do. Read this article.

Nobody could have known a Foxnews host was unqualified to be Dept of Defense Secretary.

Wax exuberant is the feeling you have when the Brazilian Wax is finished.

welcome to mobile!

When I got a pig buthering text about doing yoga sometime, I knew for sure they did not know me.

Being more closely related to white strangers is bad, because the more closely related someone is, the more likely they are to ask to borrow money.

OLD MAN: Yes, young man, it’s true, when I was your age we had something called “due process.” This was before the US was renamed “Trumpland.”

GRANDSON: Grandpa, I hope you realize I’ll have to report you now.

Trump is so weak.

Also a possible NYT headline from Zelensky visit.

I had a fleeting thought that this guy is a fucking moron. Fact check : not fleeting.

Alternate phrasing, majority of Britons are fucking morons. US votors, same.

protest sign that says NO FAUX KING WAY

my mom just sent me her sign for tomorrow. no notes.

Next Megan McCardle article - Derek Guy bullies ignoramus with facts in leftist bubble.

Forgot to get Putin's approval first.

As always, Chomsky remains a master debater.

Trump looking terminally orange

Many people--so many people!--are saying we should start calling Air Force One the Panda Express because it carries almost 300 pounds of Orange Chicken on every flight.