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I met God. She’s in the Epstein files

“Dumb” is not the main problem, the main problem is that they belong in Hell. People who don’t belong in Hell don’t sign up for the Racial Purity Enforcement death squad

Fuck off, Shinigami Eyes redname

The “It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger the Lives Of As Many Transgender People As Possible” article was about the NYT specifically and that was in 2023

Two thousand quarter hundred, party over, oops, pain’s in store
So tonight we’re gonna party like it's 2024

If they had websites in 1939 most of them would ban you for saying “If you voted Nazi, kill yourself”

I have nothing funny to say this time. They're going to Hell.

If the governor likes Israel so much I propose to build a soda factory in his house and order him to evacuate into the doggy house, and then block humanitarian aid to the doghouse and arrest Greta Thunberg for trying to bring him dinner in his doghouse

Unired States Racial Purity Enforcement is so bloodthirsty that they have demoted white women to black

I don't appreciate this

A true friend is a friend who dreams about you calling into Vaush’s stream to debate him on the heterosexuality of Avdol from JoJo’s

I feel like the average United States resident may just want dueling to be legal again at this point

If your taxes paid for that police car then it’s not “stolen,” you’re just taking your turn!

Men are holding other men back. Boys who like girls should dress up all slutty for girls without having to worry about other men going “Look at this QUEER whose HAND I am going to shove in a PLUGGED-IN TOASTER because I CAN’T SATISFY the WIFE I don’t have”

Send Nazis to Hell again

I’m not saying Nazis belong in Hell, that’s a lie, I’m saying Nazis belong in Hell

Yo they did it they elected Spider-Man

I know I say stuff on here about favouring sending Nazis to Hell but when I encountered a racially-charged public verbal altercation tonight what I actually did was just eat a tangerine in the middle of it until the racists left. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme of excellence

I don’t want to eat breakfast, I want to go to fucking Antarctica!

Unable to prove it at this time, but I’m pretty sure the murder of disco was racially motivated

If you say “He was no angel” about a white racism communicator, the free speech party puts your name in the Megan’s Law database

Do you think there are any trans guys who pick the name “Amos”

No you don't understand, he's only calling for the killing of people who don't have money, not PEOPLE people, if you think those are the same level of deserving to live you're an unpatriotic transgender commie

Nazis bleed, but only when perforated

I think getting accused of using ChatGPT (when you don’t) is a new microaggression for when you’re autistic, and the worst part is the robot still steals your original thoughts. The government does nothing about this

Sometimes people on Website care about some weird shit that doesn’t make sense

When voting is useless, not voting is worse than useless

If I ran the school board, cyberbullying would be addressed by sending a team of ninjas with USB drives to install Rensenware on each of the bully’s internet-capable devices, including the smart refrigerator

I propose that everyone responsible for any software pop-up that only lets you select “Yes” or “Not now” for stuff like “Hey wanna sync your notes with this Microsoft server?” must be kicked in the cunt

Bull crap