spoocecow

we already know how thick angel pubes are, thanks to pasta, so it's gotta be at least that

I think there should be someone in the world who is named Stinky Smelly, and he is not allowed to die or be harmed in any way, and he goes around visiting every town in the world and making it smell bad for a week. He arrives and everyone says in unison "I Hate Stinky Smelly!" This is my only idea.

"1-800-54-GIANT who do you call when your windshield's busted"

"secret" as a verb should not exist. If I read something like "he secreted the mysterious liquid out of the laboratory" you better believe I am going to read that shit as the past tense of "secrete" the first time. just say snuck or sneaked or whatever. you know what, fuck you.

Can you believe we ever called anything a "hoosegow"?? Crazy! That's wild, man! Far Out!!

gaming rumor: if you play a piano in front of a mirror, something crazy will happen.

gaming truth: uhh what game is this for? can't think of any game where you can move around a piano or mirror where this would apply.

gaming rumor: Play The Piano. In Front Of The Mirror.

gaming truth: Understood.

So happy for you! Oppa Gangnam Style!

a remake of Amadeus (1984) but it's about a guy who's a genius for jacking off. I know Mr. Show already did this joke with marching bands but shut up I want this

you are trying to separate and hurt us, like the oligarchs of today, and it will not work here. unless you say anything true about me in which case I will get hurt and it will be deserved so please don't do that

no it's my lake. fuvker

my lake made my favorite album and that's kewl to me ^_^

Uhh Yeah Dude forever. Seatbelts

well, first of all, I do not have my monitor turned on.

My simple rules to live by:
- if it's liquid, the flushing doodad should be shifted
- if it's semi-solid or mostly liquid with some particulates like corn kernels or flecks of leafy greens, just pull up your beefy jeans

kiki sees some slouzbry stouvre for her off camera waoow

searching online for "poop" and getting mad when it gives me some images of poop

they have to be indefinitely aggrieved or else they will be alone with their thoughts and might even do one second of introspection, so instead they find the TV and Web Site that tells them who to get mad at next and those become the only things they do

keying people into Flea's bass track on Alanis's "You Oughta Know" is always a good time

cool guys. alt joke: your future starting outfield in 2-3 years

they would be better for sure, but honestly I think a lot of their appeal is that everyone knows they aren't Great. they're here and they're just fine. we need a huge popular band to be the baseline Mid

😍😍😍🥰😍

I don't know about that... :-/ :-\ :-/

a fictional computer chip implant printed with "666" held up to camera

surgical patient with the devil chip implanted in their forehead

unrelated to the other two images, a guy in heaven marveling at colors and shapes

it's really, really good

YouTube video by RAY CATHODE 20 Minutes to Go! (1990)

Does anyone here know about 20 Minutes To Go? besides whoever put it in @dendycrew.com 's plug .dj thing like 14 years ago. It's from a real life cult and it's about how the world will end (due to devil computer chip implants and nuclear war) and how heaven is awesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYGp...

"Otherside" is pretty good also honestly. but then also "Snow (Hey Oh)" might be the worst song ever recorded

[now comfortable in bed and looking back at my off-putting posts from earlier this evening] So we're all gonna forget these, right

very important for him to do him job. Remember? Remember that hehh? Do you remember this haha? Hehe...?

God (sigh... I know...) has once again Appeared before me and Commanded me to take up a New Name, "Wimpy Wawwow" (like "wallow" said with a common speech impediment found in young English-speaking children). I'm frankly sick of this shit and so is the DMV, but whatever, I'm Wimpy Wawwow now.

what if those crazy Tonka Truck machines were real... Would they be OK in our reality? W..ould they be friends with me...?

payton manning

found a pic of u getting scared