Context-Free Country Grammar
Stuart Little was one of the Biker Mice from Mars before he settled down
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
I live in a big scary clock 😩 Springs pierce my flesh and gears crush my bones every day 🤬 Every hour the clock makes a scary noise 🧛♂️ Gears crushing me all day 😩
doing this with the cave story rap
Ohhh, corned beef hash? I thought you said "carved Beast Half"
Reminder that Big Suspenders
It was bad enough when the evil Syndicate stole the president's prostate, but now they've taken Detective John Penis' johnson... and he'll stop at nothing to get it back... and bigger than ever! (?)
Coming this summer:
𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗣 𝗜𝗜: Fellatio Tangram
"𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭."
they're saying there's a crazy guy on the loose who poses as medical professionals before killing people and defiling their corpse. he ingratiates himself with fellow lowlifes and tricks the stupidest ones into various scams first. but that doesn't sound anything like my new friend Doctor Murderfuck
they rise up out of the water on funny little legs and daintily tiptoe around. maybe they also have cartoon arms they use to hold up their hulls like pant legs (US, male ships) or dresses (other, female ships)
The Christian entity known as "God" has been arrested at His vacation home in Turks and Caicos on an estimated 1.4 billion counts of negligent homicide
free idea to any character designers out there: BIG Suspenders. tall thick wide any way as long as they're Big!!!
going up to do my tight five at the dollar store
it's important to play this on the first day of false spring www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBp4...
You won't even remember being on fire
got kicked out of the local 40+ Community Fuckfest when they found out I was 38
Could a really drunk Millennial in 2026 re-evaluate season 1 of 'Look Around You' and determine it is still one of the funniest things ever made? We ran the numbers, and the results may surprise you. Yea it's really fuckin funny still. Reacts
(sotto voce) dude, if you talked to girls in high school, you're not supposed to be on here...
[intentionally responding with the least funny answer possible] It depends.
[angelic voice harmonizing with itself somehow] Can we get some hype in chat
had to break out a tape measure for some stuff and before I put it away I used it for some extra measurements. I'm happy to report that if my penis was a mere 16-20 inches longer, I could comfortably slot in as the limerick nantucket guy
I have to confess that I'm pretty sure this was triggered by you posting about this exact stinger some days ago. Gomen nasai.
To be clear, I forgot about this at first and it slowly dawned on me that I posted something very similar already. I don't know why that is important to me at this time. I am not judging any of the 2 or 3 generous likers of the grandparent post. In fact. Thank you for Getting It.
Did you see this and think "I remember someone making a similar post almost 9 years ago"? Well.! That was also me.! Where were your footsteps then, bastard...? twitter.com/spoocecow/st...
mst3k merlin's shop of horrors kid making the monkey clap his cymbals: Honkin' On Bobo. Honkin' On Bobo
fuck yeah kid
and a quail egg (1)
my favorite pizza topping is the screenplays of Charlie Kaufman
