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These fucking guys unfortunately have wormed their way into various seats of power in NH. it sucks and we are dying. wish there was something I could do to them, legally

screenshot of wplace.live where unknown parties have made a tribute to Nanao from Robot Alchemic Drive

I am so pleased to see this in the city I lived in 14 years ago on wplace

democrats be like "What? No mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Corhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood. What? No mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Corhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood. What? No mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Co"

Wowwwww 😊 that was Almost beautiful 🥰

Trump's new hire for the Department of Not Yelling Funny is the grape stomping news lady!!!! What da!!!!!!!!

Seems like you never see or hear about Moth Balls anymore. And now the government and society are all crazy and insane. simple logic forces us to conclude that Moth Balls were keeping the world from Being Cuckoo

Streetlight manifesto? Yeah, I have one: They should work - maybe you should too!! Doh hoh hoh ho (this is in a universe where the muppets statler and waldorf know early 2000s ska/punk bands)

At the date [not spinning items or self]
At home [spinning items or self]

Well folks, get ready for the next inevitable consequence of late-stage capitalism... Apparently, they've invented a new kind of pornography called Jack Off Porn, and it's porno that is specifically designed to make you want to jack off. The effect this will have on society will be ruinous.

Plates are for food on, not wall throw.

had a dream where a hot new saying was "I'm just around like God"

whenever I'm doing a puzzle in Squeakross and my little rat guy starts eating a piece of food, I stop doing the puzzle and mash the squeak button as fast as I possibly can to punish him. This ends up occupying the majority of my time and effort in Squeakross. great game

Dave Matthews Band bus incident Article Talk Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Happy 21st anniversary to the Dave Matthews Band poop incident en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

YouTube video by rwlh rwlh Animorphs (GBC) - 17 - Mission 5 - Spaceship

Join me, won't you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntzZ...

Screenshot of my file browser (Linux, btw) for my phone showing that I Am Not Fucking Around I Actually Have FLACs of the Animorphs (GBC) (2000) Soundtrack

I'm in my Animorphs GBC OST era.

/me is transferring FLAC rips of the Game Boy Color Animorphs game (2000) soundtrack to his phone so he can play them in the car every morning (through foobar2000, using replaygain, over bluetooth)

Theres a special place in Hell called Frog Hell

the ghost of Mike Mitchell haunts those rooms... the spiritual energy is infectious, in more ways than one

hell yeah!! although I am haunted by a strange feeling that your 'capiche' take went much longer and it was dramatically cut down. "capiche... right? get it, 'capiche,' it's basically what these guys say. capiche? right?? capiche. 'eyy, capiche'! you get it! eyyy! eyy, capiche ova here!!!" and so on

I demand that henceforth, all "baby" types of foods are now "funny". Funny carrots, funny spinach, funny bok choy. Thank you. That is all

He was inspired shortly after discovering the first "Chicago dog" in a cavern in New Brunswick

Ketchup was invented by the legally deranged Bjorn Ketchuppson in 1585

BABY TRYING TO IMPRESS ANOTHER BABY (translated from goo goo ga ga language): My car seat so big. My bib be catching all my favorite food. When Mommy goes away I am chillin.

By applying for this double jump license, you are affirming that you have explored all areas which are reasonably accessible without the use of a double jump. Click to confirm

Attention Citizen: an Identicube is being dispatched to your location. Please promptly identify yourself audibly and visually to the cu—God Damnit did you destroy it ALREADY

Meanwhile, uncut Crack-a-Snack is emerging at 80 feet a minute.

In the subheading, is "easy to put up" meant to be "easy to pick up"? Haven't heard the other version before. Sorry about having copy editor brain

I hate when I'm jacking off Yngwie Malmsteen and I have to do hammer-ons and finger tapping bullshit on his urethra to make him cum

[welling up even though I haven't "made a plan" in years] the plans I make still have you in them...

A fey mood has befallen me. It is time for me to imbibe a Hazy New England IPA, listen to the sublime last three songs from Third Eye Blind's classic self-titled debut (1997), then immediately Go To Bed.