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I hate the neologism "run a train on". The humble Train is a noble beast, and would never do something so disgusting.

https://x.com/2tonbug/status/138616074534010880 Joe Rumrill @2tonbug "1...2...3! A RED DEVIL!" - Two people naming the scariest thing they can think of, on 3 8:53 AM · Nov 21, 2011

Hime-sama, you're a loose cannon... but you get results

YouTube video by Divine Styler - Topic Mystic Sheep Drink Electric Tea

January. It's the Lord. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXRo...

7 PM is a bad time to start yeah

Let's go The New England Patriots. I definitely always believed since before the season started that we would appear in the fucking super bowl again

Thick, Healthy Scrod

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

The Treaty of Gnant (1814)

YouTube video by Marta Threadbare The Neverhood Chronicles - The longest burp ever

I Have to hope the minute-long belch was everyone else www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo6W...

fairy frogmother is flying in the air, lit wand in hand, blue dress, fairy wings, sky and clouds behind her. yellow text on black: to stay healthy, eat the magical bugs. you won't need them when your health is full.

frogger advance: the great quest, screenshot, game boy advance (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/12558/f...

After the shooting, an angry crowd gathered and screamed profanities at federal officers, calling them "cowards" and telling them to go home. One officer responded mockingly as he walked away, telling them: "Boo hoo." Agents elsewhere shoved a yelling protester into a car.

“better training” www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

wedding stew 🍲

Look Around You This unique combination of parody and homage to early 70s/80s British educational programs examines different scientific topics in each episode.

I've been leaning towards Tubi being the streaming service, and now I think it's official: they have Season 1 and Season 2 of one of the best science and technology comedy shows ever made… "Look Around You".

Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.

tubitv.com/series/30001...

Belch The Constitution. It just might be the only way to heal.

They don't have you turning away from your console for an extended period to take a huge decadent bite into a fresh-baked gooey doughnut? Insane; that was standard protocol for years...

small, bald, evil creatures with brightly lit eyes standing around a person, leaning back against a table or shelf. everyone is in shadows in a dark room, only lit by a light outside the window they are all close to. white caps text: 20xx peaceful earth conquered by evil satan heir of lost kingdom, all nature evilized by dark power.

gaia crusaders, screenshot, arcade (1999) www.mobygames.com/game/75209/g...

Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I'm all ready for the big blizzard. Yet I haven't been to the store? I'm all stocked up on compassion, virtue, common sense, and empathy. I think that's enough to get me through. There's leadership on bluesky if you just know where to look...

I might also, in theory, dislike this. Just thought it was an interesting "Thoughts Expiermnett"

What if a huge knife (curved to match the oblate spheroid of the earth) swept across north america, and only the righteous knew to duck? My new religion explores this, as well as how delicious the blood of the sinners would be, if you would only pledge fealty to my substack

I might think it would be bad if a LOT of powerful people in washington dc went to prison, or else died extra-judicially

I can't believe I have to keep saying this, but I need you to clarify whether this a burly man butter feet fetish post or a pancake transformation fetish post

did you say "Magnets: cool!" or "magnet school"

you're telling me she fried on my shrimp til I hawk tuah?

- 2026 Nobel Peace Prize winner

Very Long Crudités. World's Longest Crudités

usual reasons

ME: Chakan: The Forever Man really got screwed over at the box office.
(AN AIDE whispers in my ear that 'the box office' refers to movies and not unpopular Sega Genesis games)
ME: WHAT!!!