Temperance Jones

Person 1: "Just wrap it up"
-snippy, aggressive, angry, lashing out

Person 2: "Who's fucking bright idea was this"
-taking charge, acting like a lead, quality focused

Take a guess at what the difference between these two people is 🙄

Schlitterbahn should be photographed during peak season and used in textbooks as a prime example of overpopulation and consumerism.

(I hate it here. Why is alcohol $20, it's the only way to tolerate this disgusting nonsense)

"If you're overburdened, delegate some of your tasks"
*delegates task*
*tasks are done wrong resulting in more work for me*
*stop delegating*
*cycle repeats*

The primary benefit of working from home is that happy hour starts immediately after shift end.

Sketchy jobsite, neurotic client, pissed off electrician. Yup, it's definitely a Tuesday.

Blaming a fatal airplane crash on diversity isn't even a dog whistle; It's an alarm that we should all take note of.

Having a meaningless corporate job in 2025 is wild like "oh really, you're upset I didn't respond to your email right way Karen? Sorry, I was busy worrying this country is becoming WW2 axis level"

Life: you can become an "account manager" in which you make calls, eat with clients, and blame others for anything going wrong, OR you can become a project manager in which you get blamed for everything, never can take time off, and your accomplishments are the account managers

My dumbass: PM!

If you ever believe man is "different from the others" he isn't, he is still at minimum googling what you tell him before believing you

The country is on fire, my job is on fire, might as well start using gasoline as perfume at this point

The MAGA crowd keeps saying "Daddys home" about Trump and I feel like I should tell a trusted adult....

If "went so far left you own guns" was a state it would be New Mexico

New Mexican here: there is not a snowballs chance in the Rio Grande that we will ever become "New America". Just incase people were wondering due to this Gulf of Mexico shenanigans. Trump isn't even allowed to step foot out of the airport here...

Can someone please inform me the actual use of sales people in any corporate office?

If you treat marriage as a side quest instead of a main quest, it's a fun treat instead of something you have to do.

Hangover + Adderall = feeling like shit ✨️efficiently✨️

The older I get the more I am convinced the winter holiday season is designed to cause problems and make people feel like shit