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he/him MTG frog collector | the only normal anime watcher | wrestling enjoyer Waiting for the Steven Universe hiatus to end. ๐Ÿ™ƒ #actuallyautistic.

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a three panel comic.

first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet.

second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!"

third panel, he is throwing back his ass.

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a three panel comic. first panel, a man in heat resistant gloves comes across a canister of tear gas being thrown at his feet. second panel he has picked it up and someone yells to him, "throw it back!" third panel, he is throwing back his ass. END

11.02.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4178    ๐Ÿ” 870    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16473    ๐Ÿ” 3656    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

Splurging on rotisserie chicken, one of the cheapest options for a meal you can find in a supermarket. I will not stand for the reputation of the humble Batchelor's Hangbag being dragged through the mud in such a way.

11.02.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kewpie Mayo for sure.

09.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Commander changes and lack of changes look good to me. I didn't have my heart set on hybrid mana changing, but I think it would've been an interesting experiment. I see the merit in leaving it if the opinions are *that* split though.

09.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They need to ban the Living Death Demon and Symbiote Spiderman and whatever else is causing people to play main board Rest In Peace in standard. (except Oculus, I want to play that, but also not have to put up with RIP.)

09.02.2026 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best time to ban badgermole cub was before they even conceptualised the card, the second best time was one nanosecond after that, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

07.02.2026 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many standard decks are so miserable to play against. Idk how anyone does it tbh.

07.02.2026 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pizza themed Lapis, cheesy and melting with a few pepperonis, dancing with a soda themed Peridot, apparently mostly plastic and filled with that delicious death juice.

A pizza themed Lapis, cheesy and melting with a few pepperonis, dancing with a soda themed Peridot, apparently mostly plastic and filled with that delicious death juice.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot #LapisLazuli

07.02.2026 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2221    ๐Ÿ” 403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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I can't believe Requiting Hex has saved my life twice already today.. Not to mention, in one of the games, I had to kill my own creature.

07.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two Islands

basic Lands - Islands
tap: add BB to your mana pool.
As long as Two Islands is untapped, Your opponents can't do anything without asking your permission. If you refuse, they can't do the thing. (It doesn't work.)

"Nope" - The Blue Player

Two Islands basic Lands - Islands tap: add BB to your mana pool. As long as Two Islands is untapped, Your opponents can't do anything without asking your permission. If you refuse, they can't do the thing. (It doesn't work.) "Nope" - The Blue Player

07.02.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 737    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I'm so tired of anime fighting games being those goofy 3d arena fighters. Give me more DBFZ-like games. An 2d ArcSystem My Hero game would rock.

07.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder if people from the Southern Hemisphere had slightly more insight into this latest episode of JJK. I know I immediately noticed something as it came up.

06.02.2026 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3979    ๐Ÿ” 1994    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

This is "The Sauce". This is what the centrists don't have.

06.02.2026 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A friend of mine has the DJ Scarab God and has a soundboard with music clips for a bunch of his cards.

05.02.2026 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand

04.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2449    ๐Ÿ” 789    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again" which of course, can only be accurately captured as a live performance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jLo...

Honourable mention to "Anata Watashi Daita Ato Yome No Meshi" which is explained here: pitchfork.com/reviews/trac...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8N...

04.02.2026 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeah! Thanks for the info.

04.02.2026 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Teaming up with my incredible sponsor @gamegenic.com to do a HUGE Lorwyn Eclipsed Giveaway!

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03.02.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 212    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Oh boy... I am really looking forward to this starting so I can see how much that dice tower costs. I'm sure the game is great as well, but that tower on its own is such a huge selling point.

04.02.2026 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this so much, but it's one of those cards that falls into the "triggers I wish I could resolve automatically/digitally" category. Just a little bit cumbersome to resolve.

04.02.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoa that's so awesome! Congrats! I never got much into playing comp pokemon outside of messing around on showdown a little.

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is the in-game ranked doubles the same as actual VGC?

04.02.2026 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not looking to get monkey's pawed, but I kinda wish we got cool card animations like we used to or voice lines or premium boards or something. I feel like people would buy that for their favourite commander, or a card they play a ton. Other games seem to have a better grasp of how to sell cosmetics.

04.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I regret watching that WeeklyMTG. Secret Lairs are annoying to buy and overly expensive at the best of times. Lay out a legitimate way that mechanically unique cards are getting reprinted (that isn't going to be scrapped a year later) or stop printing them.

03.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit more BG3 lairs?!

03.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ, someone is gonna hear ai Kratos do a BetterHealth ad read.

03.02.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hell yeah

30.01.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2049    ๐Ÿ” 449    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
The Origin Story of Magic's Greatest Player: Kai Budde, The German Juggernaut
YouTube video by Hungry On Plane The Origin Story of Magic's Greatest Player: Kai Budde, The German Juggernaut

If you need a refresher on just what made Kai Budde such a goddamn legend, take about 20 minutes of your evening and watch this video.

youtu.be/PMprg7x-mrc?...

30.01.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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