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Ooo I hope this means I’ve been penciled in 🤭😘

a woman is talking to a man in front of a mirror and the words wink wink nudge nudge are above her ALT: a woman is talking to a man in front of a mirror and the words wink wink nudge nudge are above her

Oh I’m just guessing 😏😈 wouldn’t mind hearing all the details… or even getting to somehow be involved 😉😘😈

Oh so you’re gonna hold all of that til you get home and then get some relief then?? 😈😏❤️

First off, thank you for sharing 😘 second, do you want worked up more or some relief? 😏😈❤️

As you wish 😘🥰

Can’t forget a good shower 😏 would you like to join me? I could use an extra set of hands or a sexy loofah to help make sure I’m extra clean 😈😏❤️‍🔥

Please, sound off in the comments and, if you share my post, ya mom’s a hoe 😠

For Valentines Day, I’d definitely love to see her completely naked, laying on the bed waiting for me to take her… or flowers & chocolate. That’d be so nice 🥰

Sharing it here since someone on Threads doesn’t understand “please don’t share/dm my photos without my consent”

Now, hopefully you lot will be good and enjoy this without sharing.

I’d gladly give you more than A hand 😏 I do have two 😈😘

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Oh good 😈😈

a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .

As respectfully as I disrespectfully can, I just want to… 🥵🥵😈😈❤️❤️

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😏😘

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The thought of you in one of these bodysuits?? 🥵🫠

a cartoon sheep is standing next to a cake with whipped cream and berries ALT: a cartoon sheep is standing next to a cake with whipped cream and berries

SAY LESS

Does this look as badass as I feel? Because I feel like a badass 😎

The only complaint you’ll hear out of me is that I can’t see more 😏😩😈❤️

What’s the phenomenon called when you look at something long enough that when you close your eyes you can still see it?? Whatever it is, I’m experiencing it 🤭🥵❤️

I love games! Whatcha thinkin, good looking? 😘❤️

Sorry I’ve been so quiet. Starting to slip back into the dark place where my self-hating demons like to play…

Roses are red
Leather and lace
Fulfill my dreams
And sit on my face

a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .

My fault for having eyes today, I guess

a man wearing a green and red sweater holds a cake ALT: a man wearing a green and red sweater holds a cake

Please allow me to… 🥵🥵🥵

I always give🦋an exclusive… and I can’t let you guys go without some extra cake 😘🍰

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I heard it’s slutty sweatpants and slutty waist day in addition to Wagon Wednesday. Interesting 🧐

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OH IT GOT BETTER

I lost a “Feral Duel”, but this was, legitimately, kind of empowering. The fact that I felt no hesitation or disgust in my body or the fact that I’m wearing fucking fishnets fazed me… I’ve become that confident in myself 🥰

Enjoy responsibly😘 please do not share/repost without my consent