Jaxley

Jaxley

@jaxley78.bsky.social

Introverted Australian weirdo. Over the hill. Art lover. Ace who loves kink and the feminine form.

515 Followers 535 Following 2,403 Posts Joined Jun 2025
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A photo of a Spaceballs themed sex swing. It has the words "Spaceballs, the sex swing" at the top. A picture of Darth Helmet and crossed ring sabers in the middle. At the bottom are the words "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"

I need this for reasons #spaceballs #sexswing

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I don't see how. As shown there's gaps in every level of brickwork. You could have the rebar running under each brick through the mortar join, but that just weakens the mortar joint more and increases the chances of bricks falling out.

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I like the concept of this, but the balcony worries me. Using brick with gaps between like that dramatically weakens it. I would hate for someone to be leaning against it and it fails. That's a long way down.

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The Goonies

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Awesome heels

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Sigourney Weaver and the xenomorph behind the scenes of Alien 2

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He's welcome to admire my ugliness for 7k cash 🀣

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Firefly

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Angela Franklin in Night of the Demons

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It would be hilarious to be arrested wearing that Farnham shirt while on your way to an 80's themed party. The court case would turn into a circus.

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#StreetArt by Pedrozone Deenea, #Mexico
@pedrozonedeenea
πŸ“· @paty8737

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"We'd like to see somebody in there that knows what they're doing". This is exactly what the rest of the world is thinking about the USA

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A photo of custom urinals made from tuba musical instruments

I don't care how clever it is. All I see is a cleaning nightmare.

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History repeats itself:

2001-2005: Melania available to rent through Jeffrey Epstein for $1,000-$2,000.

2026: Melania available to rent through Amazon Prime for $14.99.

Damn, that's some major fucking depreciation.

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I can hear this

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This was my first thought but you beat me to it lol.

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