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Gormful. Properly whelmed. Having feck. In my lane. Moisturized. Flourishing.

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I call it American Paganism

08.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American evangelicalism is a separate religion from Christianity, with it's own theosophy, doctrine, ecclesiology, and ritual, reifying white nationalism and melded itself to Trump as an emperor worship cult, and now acts as a state religion.

08.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I was saying (yesterday?), one of the many things going on here is a war of American "evangelicalism" against mainline Protestants, ordinary Catholics, and everyone else. It's hard to overstate how morally...alien...the messaging here is.

08.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œI just saw a headline.”

My man, you are the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. I wouldn’t accept this level of analysis from my middle-school kids.

Trump wants to bomb Portland bc of bad b-roll footage. Johnson’s about to break laws bc of a, what? Reddit headline?

What are we doing here?

07.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Just because Jefferson was too chickenshit to take himself seriously doesn't mean I have to be.

05.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t really care what those other people tried to make this country. the people I choose as my spiritual forebears tried to make it free.

05.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

there was a quote going around from a letter from an iowan soldier in the civil war who initially was like "well i don't know much about slavery but i gotta fight to save the union" and after a few months in the south was like "this is the most evil institution in history and it must be destroyed"

05.10.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

enslavers also understood that slavery was bad. the founding fathers in particular compared their own relationship to britain as being as bad as being enslaved, which was so brazenly hypocritcal that the british made jokes about it

05.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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It’s irrelevant that Bad Bunny is American… by birth … and Catholic… by birth…

Because it’s not *really* about citizenship or faith for them, & it never has been. Those are just *wink* lil’ code words for what they really mean…

05.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

The replies to this are frustrating. I don’t know what Pritzker should do, but I know all his options come with major risks. Anyone acting like there’s an obvious best course of action here is kidding themselves.

04.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

the Trump administration: what if imperial Japan were also a reality show

04.10.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This is one of those times where the fact that there are 4-esh governments and none of them really have anything to do with one another is so disconcerting.

You have government one, which has Stephen Miller bloviating because all it cares about is going after people who aren't white

04.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woman shot by border patrol in Chicago amid immigration operation Illinois governor says Trump administration is escalating β€˜aggression against Illinois citizens and residents’

"...the shooting happened after patrolling agents felt threatened by approaching vehicles and that the gunfire had been β€œdefensive”."

Our cities have been invaded by Trump's Gestapo. That shooting was not defensive.

04.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m blocked now* too.

04.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

04.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always interesting exactly who is called upon to denounce what.

04.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 670    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

This is another example of horseshoe theory

04.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Later in his thread he used the absorption of some scientific Nazis as proof that America wasn’t anti Nazi.

I noted that the Soviets took a higher number and that would make them pro Nazi too under that argument.

Anyway, I’m blocked. Is too.

04.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By that argument, the Soviets were pro fascism too.

04.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone got a screenshot? They’re blocking everyone.

04.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone get a screenshot? He’s blocking everyone.

04.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Golfing, ballroom construction, killing in the Caribbean, cake eating

🀝

Uninterrupted by the government shutdown

04.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œYou think you’re part of a proud tradition that can draw upon powerful unifying national symbols and myths? No, IDIOT, actually the white nationalists are right about what this country is”

04.10.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 903    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 26

Existential Crisis! at the Drive-thru

03.10.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an ironclad principle of contracts that, once both sides agree to something, neither party can unilaterally change the terms willy-nilly without the other party's consent

The reason that principle exists is because without it *contracts wouldn't work*

This funding deal is the same concept

02.10.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Also: it makes zero sense to do a "deal" on any spending when Trump has already proven he will impound appropriated money at any time for any reason and SCOTUS has said repeatedly that him doing so is fine

02.10.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13

Separate from my occasional tepid defense of buyouts, the EA deal doesn't make sense: it's mature company growing at like 5% with really fat margins already and it only does like $2-ish billion in cashflow. If you load it up with $20 billion of debt at 7.5% you've vaporized all your profits already.

29.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5

I think we are in fact pretty clear on the science for a drug that a billion people take every year that has been on the market for 75 years

24.09.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Like say what you will about the first two sentences but the last two are insane, because even if we aren't very interested in foreign affairs are very interested in us and much more important global leadership comes to those who actually put up the cash to underwrite the international system

24.09.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

He stood in front of the world at the UN today, and every other word out of his mouth was a lie. I’ll say it again, we’ve not been here before. An American President who lies as he breathes. It’s a terrible place to be. Shame on the media & everyone who’s normalized his lying and/or doesn’t care.

23.09.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 20995    πŸ” 6253    πŸ’¬ 846    πŸ“Œ 257

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