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America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Arizona Already Shows What Happens If Proof-of-Citizenship Voting Laws Pass
I will next time. It was my first time trying it, so I wanted to make sure it came out right.
It did. It tastes even better than it looks.
"Harlem" by Langston Hughes was written in response to the 1935 and 1943 Harlem Riots.
You might know it as the "What happens to a dream deferred" poem, which ends with "Or does it explode?"
75 years after it was written, 91 years after the first Harlem Riot, we are still deferring.
This is so insanely easy to make. Literally took me five minutes of work.
Triple-berry kefir cobbler. Took me about 5 minutes to prep using my Nutrimill Classic & Artiste. Will make a video next time. It should be a crime for this to be healthy.
Served with homemade cinnamon ice cream.
Use the coupon code MPK20 to get a 20% discount at nutrimille.com.
Fresh-milled butter-swim biscuits & sausage gravy.
The whey from the veggie mash ferment.
When you make the mayo, just add 2 tablespoons of whey from your fermented veggies and let it sit at room temperature for about 8 hours. Also keeps in the fridge for 2-3 months.
If you missed Minneapolis community organizer Alex Mingus’s viral moment, this is a MUST WATCH.
“we protect us”
Sub sandwich and chips. The bread is from fresh-milled flour. Spread is fermented mayo. The sprouts are homegrown. The dip is made with a French onion-and-jalapeño mash. This meal is a biotic superfood, yummy AND good for your tummy.
ICE investigations will reveal more when they’re conducted independently — by us!
Greg Bovino death-adder art now available on a T-shirt.
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I meant to say, "I'll tell you the punchline in 2 weeks."
The long-term impact is not good.
youtube.com/watch?v=QOu51YLoWN8&feature=youtu.be
Right now, Charlie Kirk is looking up, seeing that his wife is a DEI hire, and thinking, "I must be in Hell."
Imagine thinking that if Donald Trump hadn’t attacked Iran when he did, we’d be a nuclear wasteland living under Sharia law and Iranian control right now.
At what point is a talking point even too dumb for MAGA?
Is he ever just NOT dumb as fuck?
Don't besmirch Mario!
Classic Fox News reporting. 6 years ago today.
It's kind of ironic that Markwayne Mullin's name is Mullin. Kind of like a bald guy named Curley or a fat guy named Slim.
Ain't no way that man has ever mulled anything over.
We didn't even know it was possible.
So Iraq's WMDs, Iran's nuclear weapons, and Donald Trump's healthcare plan walk into a bar...
Stop me if you heard this one.
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*man.
Man. Oops.
Someone needs to give this many Presidential Medal of Freedom.
They hate me because I fight. They attack me because I win.
I will do everything I can to protect free and fair elections. I will never back down.
Bartender looks up and says, "Oh, I thought I heard something."
Why did the toilet need a seat?
He was feeling a little flushed.
This is a two way race.
