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MY MIDDLE NAME IS JANUARY .... THATS THE NAME OF A FUCKING MONTH .... I HOPE MY PARENTS ARE ROTTING IN HELL

30.01.2026 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MY DAUGHTER MAKES A MEAN POT ROAST BECAUSE SHE'S MEAN .... GOTTA TAKE THE BAD WITH THE GOOD

30.01.2026 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I COULD GO FOR A SUB IM STARVING !!!

29.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NEVER THOUGHT TO USE FENUGREEK ..... VERY INTERRSTING. A FUN TRICK I LEARNED IS TO ADD A TOUCH OF INSTANT COFFEE TO CERTAIN THICK SAVORY STEWS OR CURRIES TO ELEVATE THE DEPTH OF FLAVOR .... SOUNDS WEIRD AT FIRST BUT IT WORKS !!

29.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT

29.01.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DOSNT SOUND HALF BAD ... BUT I FEAR THE AFTER EFFECTS ..... MY INDIGESTION GAS MIGHT ERADICATE AN ENTIRE VILLAGE

29.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SOME PEOPLE GOT NO BRAIN 4 COMMON SENSE !!! DRIVES ME NUTS !!!

29.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MY NIECE ATE CHEMICALS. HOSPITAL FOR 63 DAYS. MEDICAL BILLS ?? EXPENSIVE AS ALL HELL!! HEALT HCARE IS A JOKE

29.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

POUTINE DE MARED OR WHATEVER THAT HARD BREAD IS NO JOKE!! BROKE MY ELBOW WITH ONE OF TH OSE THINGS IN 1972!!

29.01.2026 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LIFE NOWADAYS IS A FUCKING JOKE. OATMEAL TOO EXPENSIVE!!

29.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEEN ASKING HIM THAT QUESTION FOR 87 YEARS AND HE NEVER ANSSWERS

28.01.2026 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IT APPEARS I MAY HAVE LOST THE GAME

28.01.2026 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I WILL NEVER GET COZY ... NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME

28.01.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT IS GOING ON ON

28.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HELL YEAH

28.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AGRREED I WOULD TRY BUT FEAR MY ACID REFLUX

28.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RAMEN IS RAMEN AND IT DAMN GOOD

28.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT GAME IS IT CHRCKERS ???

28.01.2026 01:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

TURKEY BERF GIVE S ME GAS

28.01.2026 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ATE A STRANGE BROWNIE ONE TIME AND FELT THIS WAY GOBLESS

28.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I WATCHED MY GRAMSON PLAY THIS IN 1996 AND HE KEPT CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BECAUSE IT WAS "TO HARD" AND I COULD ONLY CONSOLE HIM WITH BUTTER PECAN ICE CREEM

28.01.2026 01:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

DIAPER FETISH ART ON MY TIMELINE .... HELP!!!!!!!

28.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHERE WERE U WHEN MY HAND WENT THROUGH A BAND SAW

28.01.2026 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GEORGE HARRISON OWES ME 20 DOLLARS

27.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHO ARE U

27.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THEM SHITS TAKIN AT LEAST AN HOUR AND ITS WORTH IT BUT DAMN IS IT TORTURE ON MY BUNYONS

27.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AMEN HERMANA

27.01.2026 20:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AC/DC DIRTY DEED DUNDER CHEEP

27.01.2026 20:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I DONT CARE IF UR TRANS ... JUST TAKE UR HORMONES AS PRESCRIBED AND STAY OFF MY PROPERTY!! GOBLESS

27.01.2026 15:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I GOT A PYTHON IN MY PANTS

27.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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