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Save this for your maga uncle who loves to say "He doesn't even take his salary as POTUS!"

Today I saw ICE gas little white kids in the streets of Portland with chemical weapons. Imagine what they're doing to brown and black kids in the detention camps

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.

Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids

Yeah hey JD remember that? What ever happened with that?

Usually dictators are more subtle about looting the treasury, because gross corruption is often a part of what gets them overthrown.

I'll give Melania this: she's a whore, not a slut. Whores get paid.

Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society.

How is this not supposed to be a “right wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?

Not so funny anymore, right Elon?

DHS: Want affordable housing? Help report illegal aliens in your area. Call 866-DHS-2-ICE. If you are an illegal alien, you can take control of your departure using DHS.GOV/CBPHOME.

straight up Gestapo shit

IT IS HEREBY ORDERED, ADJUDGED and DECREED that the Emergency Petition for a Writ of Habeas Corpus filed pursuant to 28 U.S.C. § 2241 (ECF No. 1) is GRANTED such that: 1. Respondents are DIRECTED to RELEASE Petitioners Adrian Conejo Arias, and L.C.R., a Minor Child, from custody, under appropriate conditions of release no more restrictive than those in place prior to the detention at issue in this case, to a public place as soon as practicable, but in any event, no later Tuesday, February 3, 2026. Case 5:26-cv-00415-FB • Document 10 Filed 01/31/26 Page 2 of 2 Respondents must NOTIFY Petitioners' counsel, Jennifer Scarborough, by email or by an in-person telephone conference (a voicemail does not comply with this order) of the exact location and time of Petitioners' release as soon as practicable and at least two hours before their release. Any possible or anticipated removal or transfer of Petitioners under this present detention is PROHIBITED.

If Petitioners are re-detained pursuant to 8 U.S.C. § 1226, all applicable procedures must be followed, including that they be afforded a bond hearing. The Respondents shall FILE a Status Report no later than Wednesday, February 4, 2026, confirming that Petitioners have been released under conditions of release no more restrictive than those in place prior to the detention at issue in this case. 6. Petitioners' Motion for an Order to Show Cause Requiring Respondents to Timely Respond (ECF No. 2) and Petitioner's Emergency Motion For Preliminary Injunction and Temporary Restraining Order (ECF No. 3) are DISMISSED AS MOOT. 7. Petitioners' request for an award of reasonable attorney's fees and costs pursuant to the Equal Access to Justice Act ("EAJA"), 28 U.S.C. § 2412, is DENIED. 8. Motions pending, if any, are DISMISSED AS MOOT. 9. The Clerk is DIRECTED to CLOSE this case. It is so ORDERED. SIGNED this 31st day of January, 2026. FRED BIÉRY UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

The detention of 5-year-old Liam Ramos, whose photographed detention led to outrage, has become a symbol of the meaningless cruelty of the administration's extreme immigration enforcement efforts.

Biery has ordered his release by no later than Feb. 3 — w several conditions to address admin actions.

I love that a piece of paper is a promotional item for this puff piece. They wouldn't even spring for puffs.

Was at SEND HELP last night. Saw a pile of these next to the ticket-taker. Asked if we could take a few. He said, “Yes.” Asked if I could wipe my ass with them. He said, “Please.” Took the rest of the unmolested pile and tossed them in the trash. He said, “Thank you.”

The resistance is everywhere.

DHS doesn’t even bother trying to lie well. The man whose skull was shattered told the hospital he’d been struck by ICE officers, an ICE officer told hospital staff the guy “got his sh*t rocked,” then when it became clear how badly he was injured, they claimed he deliberately ran into a wall.

One person in critical condition after being shot in incident involving Border Patrol in Arizona The individual is in custody and receiving care, according to law enforcement.

Breaking per NBC News — CBP has shot and critically wounded another person, this time in Arizona. Very few details available at this time.

This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)

Watch green shirt lady. I believe this is official White House sign for "Clear the room! He shit his pants."

If you don't like being in crowded theaters, today is your lucky day.

This. Absolutely this. Muddy the waters. Bury us in shocking tales of rape, abuse and treachery with zero consequences until it feels normal. It should never feel normal and we should never accept that this is “just the way things are.” The survivors deserve Justice and the People need to demand it.

Oh look, according to Peter Attia MD “pussy is low carb” something that is totally normal for a doctor to say to Epstein, who had previously been convicted of procuring a child for prostitution

I feel like they've trickled out the Epstein horrors to wear us down, to desensitize people, if that's possible. Like soon there will be video of a child rape and murder, and nobody will blink.

It’s becoming increasingly clear: everyone who bends the knee is in the Epstein files.

Screenshot of an X.com post by “Republicans against T…” (@RpsAgainstTrump). The post says Trump’s secretary of commerce, Howard Lutnick, claimed a 2005 visit to Jeffrey Epstein’s home left him so revolted that he cut ties with Epstein, but that emails released today suggest Lutnick stayed in contact for years afterward, including a 2012 email discussing a visit to Epstein’s private island. Below is a composite image: on the left, a video thumbnail of a bald man speaking at a microphone; on the right, a screenshot of an email with many lines redacted/black-barred.

Lutnick lied. I wonder what he's hiding.

Not looking good for ex-Prince Andrew #EpsteinFiles

I'll give Melania this: she's a whore, not a slut. Whores get paid.