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@keij.bsky.social

38, genderfluid, any pronouns I draw weight gain and inflation art. My Store- https://272700.e-junkie.com/ My DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/yer-keij-fer-cash My irl tummy account https://bsky.app/profile/kggetsbig.bsky.social #chefHilda my OC

3,424 Followers  |  721 Following  |  6,917 Posts  |  Joined: 30.08.2023  |  1.9628

Latest posts by keij.bsky.social on Bluesky

I liveโ€ฆagain!

11.10.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeeeeah

11.10.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good night gamers ๐Ÿ˜ช

11.10.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some more noodles couldn't hurt.

11.10.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like man, I can tolerate dedicating my entire day to a convention if I am making enough money to make it worth my while.

If I am not making enough money it's a drag because I could be spending that time drawing horny things instead...

11.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm gonna have to draw Grinda's momsona character tomorrow I'm getting eepy...

It's such a bummer.

11.10.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like being tied to two horses pulling you in opposite directions

11.10.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New character poll is up on Patreon. Subscribe to vote! www.patreon.com/posts/ff7-ch...

11.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Rouge is up on my Patreon. Subscribe to see it early: www.patreon.com/posts/rouge-...

11.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cynic in me wants to point the finger at chip manufacturers for trying to cut costs.

11.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're reminding me that I haven't actually enjoyed any potato chips in a long long time.

I think the last one I remember tasting was like, Old Bay or crab boil seasoned ones.

11.10.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She brought home Mi Tienda cookies :3c

11.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:

10.10.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2418    ๐Ÿ” 957    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Commissions are OPEN, I must renew my lease by November 9th so here are more options you can pick from, rest of the portafolio + status on commissions can be seen here linktr.ee/404gunn

03.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Portfolio Marie A. (808gum/404gunn) Experienced Digital Illustrator for Hire

This situation sucks and I can't do anything other than work so if you can't commission me please share my portafolio around docs.google.com/presentation...

11.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god damn I'm sorry, that's awful

11.10.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many concerning questions arise

Yuri webnovel authors be wildin' out huh

11.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay it's cool everyone, she's gonna be on her way back home soon lol.

11.10.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

spitting bars at this hour

11.10.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@eurasia123ใ•ใ‚“ใฎOCใงใ™

06.10.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 501    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm saying it scares the shit out of me because usually I worry something has happened to her.

Like damn, sometimes shit can just happen when you least expect it, and the act of expecting it makes me feel like I am being preventative in a weird way.

11.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to sound overly worried but every time my wife is out late at night and she can't answer her phone for one reason or the other it actually scares the shit out of me.

Like, I am pretty positive I know where she is and it's fine, but still, that thought exists in the back of my head.

11.10.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿฅบ okaay...damn

11.10.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

killed with ...kindness...right?

11.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gordon ramsey: you fucking DONKEY. What did I tell you?

Chef: You said you've got to... pay the cheese tax every time you're um cooking

Ramsey: so why did this fucking puppy come looking?!

Chef: I forgot to-

Ramsey: jesus christ this bastard forgot to pay the cheese tax

29.06.2024 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I guess I ainโ€™t going out to the gym tonight. I should just rest insteadโ€ฆ

11.10.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Save the date! Youโ€™re invited to our 10th birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚

11.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Finally back home ๐Ÿซ 

Gotta go back down there super early tomorrow morning.

11.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I weigh just a bit underneath your personal record so yeah

11.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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