forklift jones's Avatar

forklift jones

@forkliftjones.bsky.social

It/its Chaotic neutral/stupid Wouldn't mind more ps/Xbox friends. Super atheist, not interested in conversions or any religious indoctrination.

630 Followers  |  235 Following  |  7,315 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2024  |  2.8674

Latest posts by forkliftjones.bsky.social on Bluesky

🀎🀎

26.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She married a predator. I'm sure more information about him will come out.

26.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❀️ πŸ‡§πŸ‡·

26.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 45420    πŸ” 12534    πŸ’¬ 734    πŸ“Œ 1761
Video thumbnail

I can see how these fit perfectly. 😝🀣

#blacksky

26.11.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These Karen's make silly posts baiting people, get ran through, and now it's "I've turned off my notifications because I'm an AI loving pussy that tried to talk down to people funnier than me."

26.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol same. Every time I think of getting my hair done, I see a video compilation of horrible salon experiences and just get demoralized. 🀣

26.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo. I remember that being like a $50 day. Times have changed.

I'm sure you look beautiful. 🀎

26.11.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think more than anything else AI feels like a miracle to people with questionable literacy because it can read and write for you, and a lot of us who are highly literate underestimate how many of our society's leaders, esp in business, struggle with literacy.

04.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1894    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 56

Omg. I hope I'm not being a dick, but what did you get done?

26.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I just using a basic emulator, but it played well.

26.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I had this game on my phone for a very long time.

26.11.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Weaponized incompetence episode lol

Also, since this is a good video:

26.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol it's 56° back home. I'll start appreciating California more when it hits the negatives there. 🀣

26.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man . ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man .

Chris Tucker was on a flight log...

26.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my first winter in California and I see why y'all don't know how to act. Lol I do not miss the snow at all. 🀣

26.11.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w. ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a sign that says w.

"subconsciously uncoupling"

26.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baby boy sucks. Skip it.

26.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎯🎯🎯

26.11.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alice in Chains is so much better than Nirvana. It doesn't even make sense.

26.11.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.

Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the β€œSpecial Redaction Project."

26.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2416    πŸ” 1148    πŸ’¬ 143    πŸ“Œ 230

Did ai design that shitty ass website?

26.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv ALT: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
26.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Examining The Darkness Games (And Comics)
YouTube video by Boulder Punch Examining The Darkness Games (And Comics)

hopefully with Mike Patton still involved.

26.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a cruel and hateful group of people.

26.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
And advertisement for fried chicken and Newport cigarettes

And advertisement for fried chicken and Newport cigarettes

Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?

26.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 58

🀣🀣🀣

26.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣

26.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
REVERE, Mass. β€”
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.

The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.

Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.

Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."

REVERE, Mass. β€” A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts. The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother. Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana. Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."

"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...

26.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7502    πŸ” 2389    πŸ’¬ 712    πŸ“Œ 540

Both is the right answer.

Picky eaters can have peanut butter & jelly or a turkey sandwich.

We are getting too many opinions from people who have no problems eating strangers dingleberried booties, but can't fathom eating the entirety of a chicken or sweet potato pie. Enough is enough. 🀣🀣

26.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A mass effect character with a James Bond vixen name... This administration is truly fucking with us.

26.11.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

@forkliftjones is following 17 prominent accounts