Rizi Pili

Stopping into Soap BlueSky to say “aaaa Cesar Faison masks in real life maybe aaaaa!”
Un-creatively

People really just be out on the internet lying instead of getting a journal. I don’t have time for all that because I bought an actual physical JOURNAL.

Ya’all I don’t even remember what NN stands for. Is she still around? Please don’t summon her.

Sometimes some crazy shit goes down on the corner of the Internet I have slunk to and I clock it REALLY QUICK
And people are like how did you get so fly?
Baby I was on Soap Twitter when ole NN was making all those fake accounts. I recall the stank of crazy.

Doing my scheduled Aug 1 scream into the void about immunization records.
I don’t really give a fuck what anybody thinks about the shots themselves. I’m just mad about the paperwork part.
Fill the papers out right, folks. Please.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and covering his nose .

I really must be the most difficult employee to manage because my actual manager tells me how fab I am constantly and I’m like yes yes I know of course (because it’s true)
But let somebody else’s manager be like “this is a great PowerPoint” and I’m like

Planning an extensive trip to Las Vegas, Grand Canyon, and a bunch of cool places out in the desert 😍 can’t wait for fall break

Hanging out with the rats who steal my chicken feed so I can get used to the human rats in my life who steal my joy 🥰

I really like this episode of Black Mirror but it seems like my favorite episodes are just the sapphic ones 🤷‍♀️

Aldi had crab legs in stock for the first time in months and now I’m having a great fucking day. Ducks in a row.

What is your freezer go-to 😭 or do you have one? I could live on pork buns I think but the rest of the family would have things to say about that haha

I needed this inspo, I have been letting the blahs get me and we are all tired of pizza

I have been oohing and aahing over Noah Kahan in this basketball game without a care in the world for who else might have been playing
So he posts some highlight and wait a damn minute who is that??
It’s Dylan Wang, C-drama superstar 👀
This feels like a really weird intersection of my interests

This is also the feeling after having to abandon my car in a not very nice part of town due to windshield wiper issues and just waiting days for the rain to stop to retrieve it

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` it 's fine '' written above him . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words `` it 's fine '' written above him .

Haven’t felt exactly like this before but I am finally there

That was an awful game of football 🫣
I liked the halftime show - it wasn’t Usher and it wasn’t “for me” but I was entertained 🤷‍♀️

My exchange students picking on me for “going viral” on tiktok with 1.2k views and like 60 likes >>>>
I love those little scamps

Subservience on Netflix:
A study in not letting the audience have a single goddamn thought without telegraphing the plot with obvious music

Forced rest? Under capitalism? Creating ice golems in our image? Carrot noses? Delights, all.

It is really beautiful to live in an infrastructureless hellscape WHEN the snow follows the prescribed social contract of being predictable, good for snowmen, and most importantly: short-lived.

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Winter break turned me into a teenager who says bruh and doesn’t want to do her chores
But if I don’t do laundry I will be nekkid in a winter storm tomorrow?
UGH

Merry Christmas Eve Day 🎄 I have 5 children home for Christmas and my heart is full.
We are gonna eat too much food and be too silly

Have a revolving door of lovely people coming in and out of the house this weekend.
Went to an NBA game and found that basketball is an alright sport.
Haven’t finished Christmas shopping and have definitely missed the ship deadline 🤷‍♀️
Overall winning

Ooh that’s a fun fact!

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Me trying to finish planning Christmas plus December activities

Just to find out on a random trip to Portugal that it’s Bethlehem ☠️ obviously
But where in the linguistic hell did we get these divergent names from

Not me casually wondering what Belen was and why a donkey might be walking there and what that could have to do with Christmas for YEARS

The vibe I bring to the party

I only had to do it one-way though, since I elected to extend my trip and arrive at an off time. Uuuuf. Hello Lisboa 🥰 I can see a castle from my hotel window

Public transport is my bestie and I love it and miss when I don’t have it, BUT lugging my 50lb suitcase up staircases in non-handicap-accessible stations really ain’t it.