Ami

just because it's ethical to eat zack hample doesn't mean it's safe! make sure to cook every part of him to an internal temperature of 160 degrees, with no pink left in the middle

the penalties for fan interference are not high enough. fans who bring gloves to the game to try to catch home runs do not experience interiority so getting kicked from the game and made to look like a putz on tv will not stop them. may i suggest immediate ritualized slaughter and consumption

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

JEALOUS!

As an OG Calipari girlie I can’t endorse this St. John’s team but I also can’t endorse Danny Hurley so I feel very conflicted.

NICK MORABITO WITH THE CATCH LETS GO METS BABYYYYYY

that is so accurate.

It’s tempting fate on the American half of Italian American to assume that they wouldn’t celebrate with Pizza Hut or Pizza Ranch or Domino’s, don’t speak that into existence!

Everything about Team Italy is enjoying the peak things in life and baseball, which should include their home run espressos!

yes 100%. Poor Hyun-Jin Ryu got got by team DR (likely thing to happen to any pitcher facing team DR); it is always great to see old friend Cheslor Cuthbert anchoring the infield for team Nicaragua.

oh man you are at such a fun game!!!

(they were comparing current Puerto Rico reliever Eduardo Rivera to Betances 😌)

i think this was in the inquirer write up, they took pains to note that at least it is a lavazza and not a nespresso

Italy daring to ask what if we built a team out of americans but they had good vibes

andrew fischer IRL 6 foot mikwaukee infielder??? i don’t believe it.

Andrew Fischer played for Tony Vitello's Tennessee, then 19 games in high-A, then straight to Uncle Vincenzo's House of Caffeine and Friendly Smooches. He's going to be so bored by what pro ball is actually like

lmao two ground rule doubles sure this is manifest destiny/mandate of heaven/chosen one run territory

andrew fischer tennessee baseball alum actually explains everything

holyyyyyyyyy shittttttttttttttt what a jabroni

who is having a better spring training than francisco lindor i put forth NOOOOOBODYYYYYYYYYYYY

The lack of espresso is making me sad and sleepy!

they heard you talking shit and said "bet"

everyone say THANK YOU CALLIE

I don't think you should let Willi Castro get after it like that, just saying

Nothing says WBC nonsense complimentary than team leader in RBI Martín Maldonado

I promised myself I wouldn't care about the BTT because it does not matter (idc idc) and I still got a little mad, so

anyways okay vandy!!!

we're trying! now for the team to try too!

The Wisconsin Badgers Men’s Basketball Team is designed in a lab to piss everyone off.

Wisconsin fans, other team’s fans, neutral observers. They’re perfect.