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I got the kids ears pierced at two years old and she already knows what Red Bull tastes like, I'm fucked. Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back, I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing. I'm ready to change.

2025-11-11 SoapyDuck

If I was this baby I would be so mad they made me miss out on the PS2 era

been forever and a day since i played a fighting game but

"58% THC PRE-ROLLED JOINTS ROLLED IN KEEF HAD ME READING THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS. WE ARE INDEED CLOSE."

Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"

I love Victory so much

Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza

"I BALLED SO HARD, THEY THOUGHT I WAS A FUCKIN' NUTSACK."

I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids
I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle
I have seen the Magna Carta, I've seen the Eye of Horus
I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization

GOT THE DRUM ON ME, IM BOUT TO MAKE A FUCKING BEAT

random game scribbles

spigot: ONE THING I ABSOLUTELY KNOW FOR GODDAMN SURE: YOU DID NOT SEE ME LICKING DICK, YOU SAW A DECOMMISSIONED WEATHER BALLOON

"FOR GODDAMN SURE" https://bonequest.com/9740

i can't help but picture the dog as rick in my mind
(thank you for this, it perfectly encapsulates air riders for me)

Souping the land #kobold #kobl #shallot #oc

Somebody posted this in a Discord server I'm in and I have to share it.

a pencil drawing recreating the ending of drakengard's ending E where there is a gigantic woman made of salt towering over a grey tokyo. also banjo and kazooie are there and kazooie is asking if this is the land of the gods.

Banjo-Tooie Ending E

i think about this one constantly

spigot: DO YOU ***REALLY*** NEED A.I. TO CONVINCE YOU TO KILL YOURSELF spigot: THIS IS JERK OFF INSTRUCTION ALL OVER AGAIN

"SUICIDE HELP" https://bonequest.com/9739

since it is mario kart ds' 20th anniversary, i am obligated to post this

#YIAYsizzle

Oh shit, this is really impressive. Nice work.

had to quick out a piece for the boondocks anniversary

One shall stand #transformers #exocet #comic