Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

And he goes on TV and says he's "not getting paid" he's getting paid every single day by the US taxpayer

a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat ALT: a young boy wearing a florida shirt is sitting in a car seat

We are all "David after Dentist" now.

Okay, so now TikTok is back on, but is it the same TikTok?

First they came for the tiktokers but I said nothing because I'm not on tiktok.

They are coming for anything that brings you any shred of happiness. They will take anything you can use to break free and be your own boss.

Sure it's not his money

At the pharmacy getting my medication before the government tells me I can't have it anymore.

Because they're all complacent

My guts are all twisted

Let's show them why they wanted to get #TikTok banned in the first place. Let's mobilize and destroy their stocks and their book deals. And when I say destroy their book deals, I'm speaking directly about Senator #TomCotton 's new book about TikTok.

If the incoming president saves TikTok, mark my words, they are going to neuter it. You will come back to an app with a brand new algorithm that will not show you what you need to see and will not allow you to engage in the discourse that scared the shit out of all of them.

Zucker-fuck is a cuck motherfucker who just wanted a seat at the cool kids table.

Let's not forget Facebook was invented to rate women it was Harvard's version of "Hot or not"

They've set things up so well where I need Instagram in order to run my business because this is the only thing these boomer fucks understand is Meta products.

Meta is the apple of social media and this is why I can't fucking stand it.

Everyone's still there but I can't hear them

ANGRY!!!!!

Because God and the devil are a fallacy to deflect from the real evil that lurks in the hearts of heartless men who only seek to control.

It's that epic score, it's all John Williams, you're hearing it now as you're reading.

🎶 Somewhere in my memory ... 🎶

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone

Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

The News can't understand why no one seems to have empathy anymore.

Has the News been watching the News?

Looks good enough to eat 😋 (do not eat)

the greatest christmas story ever told uses the threat of dying alone and unmourned to scare a wealthy man straight and i think that’s just really nice

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.

The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.

🦌🦌🦌

@cinderwing3d.bsky.social these gingerbread dragons that Mrs. SkullMan printed turned out amazing! 🤘💀🖤

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's already cut the phone lines. There really is no escape. Merry Christmas.

An old fashion Christmas.

Ok first post on bluesky ok here goes...

I blew it!!