Cyus

The camera will steal her soul!

It’s a feature, not a flaw.

Actually, got another one

... that's a nice way of putting it...

Miracle whip is like half way between mayonnaise and cool whip

This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.

Real "alpha male" energy there

I've changed my mind, I want him to live long enough to see his name removed from everything he's ever put it on. If he's thrown in prison before that happens, I want them to pull him out, just so he can be personal witness to the event.

With everything coming out about Epstein right now, I am reminded of the anime Speed Grapher.
It was VERY anime, and a little bit a product of it's time,
But it is surprisingly relevant to what's going on today

I'd vote for him. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure he pulled out of the running in order to support another candidate

Broccoli

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

Zootopia fanfic?

See you in spring 👋

"I'm gonna make this really difficult for you now"
*turns around*

I've never used rye bread to make them, so I'm trying something new

You'll have to pry my VR headset off of my cold, dead body!!!

My Soul eats snow for breakfast

Looks like the fun kind of winter (lots of snow) and not the less fun kind of winter (cold and wind)

They would probably find a few there

When a furry turns a normie gay

On the other hand, the smell that comes from Trump would make you wanna throw yourself overboard.

Both options got equal votes

The question was:
"The worst person to be stuck on a boat with"

Hap birf!

🌽🌽🌽🌽

Yup. I'm gonna keep my current cars running forever

Considering most Canadians pay less than $1000 a year in taxes towards healthcare, and Americans pay more than that each month, I'm pretty sure we still come out on top by a large margin

Sounds like he's about to have a heart attack