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β€œHey gang, Stupid Moron here”

30.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to be here! Always brings a smile to my face to see you around, even in these trying times πŸ˜‹

03.10.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, made it for the eclipse this time 😎

03.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah shit ah fuck I’m a week late, this is like missing an eclipse 😩

25.08.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of smoking his cigarettes, you smoke his fat hog? You did it, you figured out how to eradicate all addiction 🫑

23.04.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I can confirm or deny this (yet!), but this feels very Gravity Falls-core

20.04.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The horohoros of living

20.04.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH BROTHER 😎

19.04.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to get a good spread, for the special occasion 🀑

18.04.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wholeheartedly support your quest to body-alter yourself into an orgasm chimaera, and if you ever have an actionable plan to make that happen, consider me the first to donate to the GoFundMe

The tone is only like 30-35% joking for that too, I should note

17.04.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Positively embroiled in it these days, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss that special ken brand of mirth in my day-to-day 😜

15.04.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to see ya back at it again, big dog! Whatever’s going on in your life, here’s hoping the whimsy will rise to meet you where you are 🀑❀️

15.04.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Has anyone else had this intrusive thought or is it just me

25.02.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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