relax guys, it’s still ken

Hey babe is your clit named a random keyboard mash like adsfarafwrgwa.doc because I KNOW it's somewhere around here but I just can't find it???

(Sorry.)

thank u for your support azzie darling 🫶🫶🫶

kaycie baybee this is why i fuck with u, ur an invaluable ken ally 🙂‍↕️🫶

🙂‍↕️ it’s everything

call me microsoft the way I'm micro while soft. is this anything

so cruel of you all to ignore me the way i’m about to ignore my phone once our katsu gets here

everyone stop enjoying your valentine’s day with your loved ones and start liking my posts!!!!

call me microsoft cus i’m. i-i’m. pivoting her tables

call me microsoft the way i Excel at looking up her V

[becoming visibly distraught] i’m pee-ng

yeah i’m pegging her j if you know what i mean. i’m saving her in xlsex format. i’m straight up pdfucking her

it doesn’t fix his problems but it certainly gives him fewer!

compressing files into a zip folder is kind of like a sex thing

y-you want me to… unzip those files!? but… what if they don’t like me like that!! >///<

giantess clowngirl who likes to penetrate, call her the Big Top

moose kept making me laugh while i took these happy valentine's day

Guys happy valentines day

Don't forget to leave out scraps of chocolate for the valentines day horny jester. She gets mad and will cause divorces if you dont do it

*waving my hand rudely in front of your face* Whatever, bring out the clown whores

it's always "let women speak" until she queefs. fake ass feminists.

it's nice to be nice and this is why I keep winning

i can always count on him to have absolutely no clue as to the current discourse, which then allows me to explain it ad nauseum

it is good for me tho to have a partner so uninterested by Posting and Clout. the concepts just roll off his back. keeps me grounded

like “no guys i swear i have a boyfriend. he’s strong and handsome and funny he just goes to another school. yeah he goes to Touching Grass academy”

it’s so funny having the most offline partner of all time. no instagram. no twitter. no threads or facebook or tumblr. just a reddit account for lurking. and i don’t even know the username

i relate to that song where the guy sees a beautiful girl he's not with and gets suicidal it feels like when i look at a picture of food

let’s be normal together !!

sooo normal once more :o) ! and you?

hiiiii Zoe!! 👋☺️

mickey!!!! lfggggggg!!!!!

happy valentine’s day everybody