Eric Williams

@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com I’ve long called him “Donny Two Scoops” due to his insistence that he must get two scoops of ice cream with dessert while everyone else gets only one. It perfectly captures his greed, selfishness, and sense of entitlement.

Pete Hegseth is the secretary of defensiveness.

So if AI is going to do our jobs, and Elon’s cars are going to drive themselves, and we aren’t going to get the SS money we’ve paid into for our entire lives, the message seems to be that, if we just get rid of all these pesky people, life would be so much better.

Even Thanos kept half of us.

YouTube video by Memo Music Neil Sedaka - The Immigrant (1981, Canada)

“There was a time when strangers were welcome here…”

“But he promised he’d only be a dictator on day one.” - an idiot

@ditzkoff.bsky.social

@stuartpstevens.bsky.social Haven’t you seen enough?

The most damaged, ignorant, unqualified, and dangerous Cabinet in history.

I was honestly surprised the job stats were released today. In future months, I expect they won't be released at all or will be glowing numbers made up by Trump.

Make America The Great Depression Again!

And to think that, a mere nine months ago, Trump was denouncing RFK Jr. as “fake,” a “Democrat Plant’” and a “Radical Left Liberal".

Elon Musk is a terrorist.

So the Democrats supposedly rigged the 2016 election that put Trump into office, then forgot to rig the 2024 election?

Or does Kash just spew nonsense whenever he opens his yap?

Hmmm, tough call.

“They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are maitre d’s, wine experts, and high quality waiters.”

The narrowness of his frame of reference has never been so obvious.

Have you considered a new career in play-by-play?

Has anyone yet photoshopped a version that says “GRIFT GRIFT GRIFT”?

“And the best way to save money is by giving tax cuts to the rich.”

Make America Sick Again.

Some see a war zone fraught with ages-old conflicts. Trump sees waterfront property.

Bruce is safe because he’s friends with the Village People.

Trump, now and forever, America’s smallest president.

Today would never have happened if Mitch McConnell had a spine.

“Look, Elon’s on that stage, jumping around skipping like a dipshit.” - shoulda-been VP Walz

At 12:01pm EST.

“Social experiments in the military” is what racists denounced when the armed forces were desegregated

In which year of the administration will they unilaterally declare that men can only be attracted to women, and women can only be attracted to men?