Good C**t

Good C**t

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🎢I come from a land under down under 🎢 #Aotearoa ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Toitu Te Tiriti He/Him πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ

788 Followers 489 Following 2,146 Posts Joined Sep 2023
17 hours ago

NOT NOW PACIFIC NUCLEAR TOMB

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19 hours ago

Nothing I hate more than someone trying to tell me you β€œhave to” cheer for a superstar as a fan of the sport. No I don’t, I am a hater before and above all else.

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15 hours ago

people: "the war on Iran won't affect us in nz so stop being bothersome about it"

ok but I went to 5 petrol stations this evening and 4 were out of all petrol excluding diesel and the remaining one had a queue of 12+ cars at every pump

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20 hours ago
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Clean Power Payment We are building a future where we do more, faster, to protect our planet and make sure everyone is treated equally.

If only there was a party in Aotearoa New Zealand with the foresight that would have prevented the clusterfuck we're seeing now.

Oh wait, there is one

Vote @greens.org.nz in NovemberπŸ’š
#nzpol

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The war will be over when I feel it in my bone spurs.

#PutinPuppet

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1 day ago

No, we owe NZ kids and under 30s an apology for preventing them from getting #COVID19 boosters. #nzpol #nzhealth

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a man is carrying a bag in front of a sign that says no parking fire lane Alt: a man is carrying a bag in front of a sign that says no parking fire lane and throws it in the skip bin

As soon as I saw who's opinion this was I figured it would be nothing but bullshit πŸ˜†

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A slightly different take of today's #BlueSkyArtShow theme: wonderfully #horizontal graffiti.

#photography #photography #graffiti #art

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1 day ago
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March 15 taught me how to read the world The day of March 15 never ended for Sara Qasem, who lost her father in the Christchurch mosque attacks. On the seventh anniversary, she writes about how that day changed the way she reads the world.

A beautiful and compelling piece #kikorangi #NZPol

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1 day ago

What the fuck

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1 day ago

Don't forget his Botany electorate office, he owns it and claims $45k on that too

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1 day ago

Luxon claiming entitlements include.

52k accomodation allowance
8k labour's clean car subsidy
$8100 rates relief on luxury Waiheke holiday home
$4100 of tax payer funded te reo lessons.

Of course Luxon didn't request a Samoan title , it's totally not in his nature.

#nzpol

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2 days ago

If you're having a bad day, just remember this, You're an adult. You never have to go to gym class again.

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1 day ago

If Luxon gives himself a knighthood from Samoa like fuck he is getting one from Aotearoa NZ
Entitled twat
#nzpol

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1 day ago

#nzpol

I see the story has now been "updated".

To sum up - the Samoan government is wrong apparently.

Faarrkofff....πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUXON ASKED SAMOA FOR A CHIEFLY TITLE NO WHAT DOES IT MEAN OMG I HAVE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEE

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1 day ago
Smug looking twat

"Look, I cannot be any clearer...."

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1 day ago

"How did your PM cause an international incident?"
"He asked for another country to give him an award, and then he realised he looked like a twat, so he said he didn't actually ask for the award and that the PM of the other country was lying"

Truly, we are led by a man of greatness #nzpol

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1 day ago

I have felt so angry reading that he requested the title.

It dawned on me why, and this post explains it perfectly.

My Grandad was given a matai title after his service in the Samoan justice system. He was so proud they gave him the title. This is how it should be

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Luxon's to-do list for the rest of his term as PM is like

- make a list of countries I can turn up to and demand awards from
- get my staff to plan trips to those countries
- invent a word to try on the media every week. have already done "optionality", need a new one
- eat hot chip
- lie

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a man with curly hair is drinking from a pink cup Alt: a man with curly hair is drinking from a pink cup

Mofo works just fine πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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As a Samoan I find this pretty....πŸ’©

We have a saying about leadership and Matai titles.

"O le ala i le pule o le tautua" β€” β€œThe path to leadership is through service.”

This guy has zero clues about leadership πŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎπŸ–•πŸΎ

#nzpol

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1 day ago

Is this one of these situations where they'll tell him 'Tui-Sinave-ma-Ulumotootua' means 'respected chieftain' or something but is actually 'man who talks endless bollocks'

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Luxon to be bestowed honorary matai title in Samoa, at his request The title, which Luxon would receive on Monday, the Samoa PM said, was, β€˜Tui-Sinave-ma-Ulumotootua’.

At HIS request.

Not everyone was thrilled.
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

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a man is riding a red toy car in a garage with a sign that says tim sid on it Alt: a man is riding a red toy car in a garage really slow

Went to our local Gull on Friday morning before work and got turned away (no petrol). Just was at Westgate P'N'S & it's absolute carnage at their fuel pump. I'm driving past like.....

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a person is holding an empty wallet with a man in a suit inside of it . Alt: a person is holding an empty wallet with a man in a suit inside of it .

91 ⛽️ now $3/litre across the Franklin District in Southern Auckland. Tasman Fuels out of 91 and diesel

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Our tamariki are suffering and deserve better.

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Game recognises game.

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