Ehrgayz: God Bless The Cock Ring

Ehrgayz: God Bless The Cock Ring

@statueofownass.bsky.social

The mouse was the only proof that the field existed. She/They

165 Followers 541 Following 164 Posts Joined May 2025
29 minutes ago

great fucking movie

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2 days ago

and they say the ps5 doesn't have games

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5 days ago
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5 days ago

Brother, if we started assigning sentience in inverse proportion to how much YOU understand something, every female orgasm would spawn a new singularity

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6 days ago

jabbicular ass creature

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1 week ago

you don't want to know more about this guy, but before you come to this conclusion you may need to know more about this guy lmao

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1 week ago

Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"

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1 week ago
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On the nature of darkness:

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1 week ago
Big Howell Dawdy's March of Guests 
Monday March 2nd: Patrick Monahan 10pm
Wednesday March 4th: Frankie @WizworldLive 7 pm
Friday March 6th: Slowpuke 4pm
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Big Howell Dawdy's March of Guests II starts tomorrow night with @pattymo.com on the Game Show Stream!

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1 week ago

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

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1 week ago
Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”
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1 week ago

(on my deathbed) i should have formed more bird alliances

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2 weeks ago

Brother I can flush the toilet without sifting through the contents

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2 weeks ago

*fucking a really wet pussy* that's what good macaroni and cheese sounds like

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2 weeks ago

(7:00AM on urban construction site)

FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30

GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform

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2 weeks ago

100%, if you want to see a true hardass lunatic taking shots at miyazaki (and anno) go look up any mamoru oshii interview from the 90s

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2 weeks ago

In what fucking capacity is andrew yang king of the white collar workers

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

Well-meaning poster: I know Mr. Dipshit has a history of being a dipshit but it really seems like he's trying to involve himself in good work right now, maybe he can change

Mr. Dipshit, one week later: I'm going to say something so toxic it will set back solidarity by a decade

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1 month ago
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Get more from Branson Reese on Patreon creating comics

Relaunched my Patreon to help cover bills and afford to keep making Swan Boys. Swan Boy is -and will always be- a free comic but now you can get access to comics a day early, as well as behind the scenes art and bonus content.

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1 month ago

Was frantically tapping the sound button on this and realized the audio was playing in my fiancé’s AirPods downstairs. He heard the music and came upstairs because he thought I “was watching Lord of the Rings,” and I had to grimly turn my phone toward him as an animatronic pig jawed silently

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1 month ago
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No, I don't think that'll be necessary

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1 month ago

trans lifeline is cool but tbh it does feel a little weird that anytime anyone is running a gender charity drive it's for a suicide hotline

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1 month ago
A screenshot of a comment on a still from House which reads "I can't get over how clever his name is. You'd think his name would be Dr. Hospital, but they call him Dr. House because the hospital is like a home to him 💔

remembered this existed and started laughing uncontrollably again

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1 month ago
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Virtuoso is a great game.

twitch.tv/giantbomb

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1 month ago

I used to drink the dirty snow slush that accumulated on the corners in NYC. It would make me deliriously sick but after two weeks of extreme fever/dysentery I was able to see four seconds into the future for 36 hours. This would be an invaluable asset in combat but unfortunately I am a man of peace

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1 month ago

Mark3: If vampires have to pick up every grain of rice they would make great housekeepers lol

steveninvincible: buh housekeeper that can only work at night and pick up rice and want to kill me great

pumpkin: lucky vampires have small ear and can’t hear you talking this way of their worldwide pain

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1 month ago

omg

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