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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.

I think if you cut Battlestar Galactica down to 5 seasons of 13 episodes each, you'd have a masterpiece...

can confirm

maga wants to destroy america. it's what they live for. they hate this country with every drop of their blood

what I want to know is how they picked the boats they did hit. there must be hundreds of small boats off the coastline of Venezuela at any given time, right?

Fuck you if you support him.

valve software could heal a fallen world with left 4 dead 3

"I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE!" is still shitting yourself, now you've shat yourself. liberals might or might not be owned as a result, but the shit remains.

they have this whole obscurantist language to disguise what they actually want and it's frustrating that people who should know better refuse to interrogate "so what do you mean, exactly?"

yuuup. it's like their damnation is contagious

you should in fact stay frosty

biden also lucked out where some of his most slapstick anecdotes, like getting into a knife fight down by the stone bridge with someone named "Pom Pom", turn out to be true and Pom Pom is a supporter

there's a timeline where if he was just a little less soulless and went into entertainment we could all be happily watch him play the character of "sassy, sloppy business tycoon" and he'd be happier and lots of people would be alive

Hegseth only joined the military because he craves slaughter, not service

oh you're forgetting that Democrats have a corruption scaling factor of x10 and Republicans are .01, and it just so happens that adjusted Trump is equal to adjusted Biden

it was in the patch notes

a house with no entrance, designed by a machine

it's a horror story premise. a good one! a house with no doors.

but i think architects might be fine a while longer

not necessarily! the laws of armed conflict apply to any sufficiently organized violence of one party against the civilian population of the other party

basically it's BOTH regular ass murder they're doing AND war crimes, they're not mutually exclusive categories

as far as I can tell, they will believe, or pretend to believe, just about anything as long as they can get mad about it

also I think there's a strong element of bad value judgment throwing people's brains off on this; a person might be unemployed because they lack skills or set the building on fire or are quote-unquote 'lazy'

whereas inflation is not anyone's fault but a hazy "the government"

when your salary depends on not understanding the most basic realities of human behavior...

now i'm envisioning the heart attack scene from The Thing but it's Trump's head crawling away on spider legs

LEAVITT: PRESIDENT TRUMP COMMITTED TO NEW "GOLDEN SHAGGOTH" PLAN FOR AMERICA
LEAVITT: BLEEDING BLACK ICHOR FROM EYES AND MOUTH
LEAVITT: SHAGGOTHS TO DEAL WITH COST OF LIVING

we wouldn't honor a request to just calmly debate whether left-handed people should be turned into soup and fed to bears

i got this coupon code for a spinal tap we can make it a matinee

i always have trouble trying to craft counter-arguments to reactionary panics that don't just boil down "that's not a big deal, you need to relax"

like it's hard to logically address a distorted perspective of risk/threat. like, no, i'm sorry buddy, but the cartels are not gonna come after you.

"this far-right evangelical pastor just has honest questions about the evidence for evolution" kind of credulity all over the place

if you get any TV series he even cameo'd in, that expands to a whole bunch of good (or at least desert island "good") stuff

creationists used to try this shit with intro to biology, this isn't new

we are at war with Venezuela! we're bombing their boats.

by any measure it's an armed conflict, so the laws of armed conflict therefore apply

for political reasons, people aren't discussing it in these terms, but for purposes of LOAC, any large scale organized conflict is "war"

the laws of war do not require a formal initiation of war; they "activate" once an armed conflict meets the extent and organization of violence to qualify as, well, an armed conflict

i mean it would be super weird if someone needs to literally declare a war for the rules to apply, right?