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This trade deadline will be remembered for its separated Twins.

I’ve had my new hip a year and just today it set off a metal detector. Yet another old man achievement unlocked.

Brent Suter brought the heat tonight in the form of 1) multiple 90-91 MPH FB (!!!) and 2) a post-inning conversation with the ump about 2 borderline calls during the James Wood AB that required glove covering.

The Adventures of Young Poirot, this fall on BBC America

Sabermetrics Scouting and the Science of Baseball A Weekend Baseball Seminar for the Benefit of The Angioma Alliance

We have our first NPB team sponsoring Saberseminar this year--the Chiba Lotte Marines. They'll also be giving a talk about NPB and how the league is different from MLB. Really excited for this one!

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[Sung to the tune of ‘Award Tour’ by A Tribe Called Quest]

I’m on a coal tour
With my family at hand
Checkin’ out the anthracite
Scranton has in its land

The Official Beer of the Dunder Mifflin Winter Booze Cruise

Doesn’t get more Indy League then seeing a coach smoking a heater before the game behind the clubhouse

a man with a beard is standing in front of a building and asking , `` really ? '' ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a building and asking , `` really ? ''

There have been 6 Arubans who have played in MLB. 5 of them have spent time with the Orioles at some point in their career.

Look who isn’t afraid to speak out.

The way McCullough is burning through his bullpen in the Marlins/Nats game, we’re going to have a position player pitching by the 4th inning

We're watching more Rockies games as of late to check in on old Hartford Yard Goat friends and old UCSB Gaucho friend Ryan Spilborghs. Aaron Cook's commentary was some of the most insightful I've heard from an special dugout guest - a nice perk of watching the COL broadcast for sure

Just what we need - Bruce pissing hot before his debut

Greenies are a PED*!

*pawformance enhancing drug

AI? More like A I don't believe for a second that this does what you say it does

Random thoughts: are there many Blue Jays fans in Nunavut? Are there many baseball fields up there? Can they get the SN broadcasts?

A man is seated, wearing a blue sequined blazer with an orange Edmonton Oilers t-shirt underneath. He has short dark brown hair and is holding a beverage in his left hand

Step aside Marlins Man, here comes Oilers Man

I feel you - I had more than my share of 'so you can help me with my fantasy roster, yeah?' reactions once word got out I was with a team.

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Coffeemaker chicken - always a sensible choice 👨‍🍳

Watching Austin Wynns hand off his catcher’s mitt to Tomas Vera in the CIN/ATL game reminds me that one of the many unofficial duties that athletic trainers take on is glove restringer/repair expert.

Picture of the Trailer Park Boys at Rogers Centre, wearing Toronto Blue Jays jerseys.

The average American has three friends. You don’t know them, they live in Canada.

a husky dog is sitting on a table with its mouth open . ALT: a husky dog is sitting on a table with its mouth open .

While watching the Nats/O’s game, the kid asked whether Sean Doolittle had a nickname. I told him yes - Doo. ‘Not Doc? For Dr. Doolittle?’ That got us thinking of other alternate nicknames.

Aaron Nola: ‘Gran’. Aaron Gran Nola

A picture of two boxes of eye drops. On the left is Pataday in a white box with green, red, and blue shapes. On the right is Zaditor in a orange-brown box

When Pootie Tang is your ophthalmologist

‘CT is the Pizza State’
‘Source?!’
‘I read it on a pizza box, so it must be true’

F-84 jet

What can airplane cockpits tell us about the dangers of designing for the ‘average’ person? 🧵

Kid, as we’re playing a card game: ‘Poker face…poker face…don’t be Ryan Mountcastle’

Every time Chris Bassitt pitches I do a doubletake - he has a strong resemblance to Cliff Lee.